Chapter 12 My Wandering Mind Is Confused, I Think I Should Masturbate......
"Hahaha, full!"
Wu Biao walked out of the Western restaurant with a comfortable face, and since the last time he ate with the master of Guanyin Temple, he felt that those steaks, this and that noodles tasted good.
So after saying goodbye to the waste brother and brave sister, he ran to the western restaurant to eat and drink, as for not knowing words...... It doesn't matter, Brother Biao has money!
"Give me ten servings of the same things on this menu, you are too stingy to be stingy, one plate is enough for anyone to eat." Brother Biao entered the western restaurant and said.
As a result, the waiter stood still for nearly two minutes.
In the end, the lobby manager wiped the cold sweat while confirming, and finally asked Wu Biao to pay the account first, and then sent this wonderful menu to the back kitchen, which made the large group of chefs sweat profusely......
As a result, Brother Biao was not fed, and the manager held the mobile phone tightly, ready to call the emergency number at any time, for fear that Brother Biao would die in their restaurant.
In the end, it really worked, the emergency call did call, but it was the head chef who fainted from exhaustion who was taken away by the ambulance......
What made the lobby manager cry the most was Brother Biao's extremely unhappy sentence before leaving: "Your efficiency here is too poor, you can't provide Lao Tzu with food, and you won't come next time." ”
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Dressed in a white coat, with a bright bald head and a cigarette in his mouth, in the eyes of passers-by, this is a classic example of a fifteen-year-old living a fifty-year-old virtue, and several parents also use Wu Biao as a sample to teach their children.
"In which direction is the station coming from?" For the eyes of outsiders, Brother Biao didn't care at all: "It's been wasted for a long time, and I don't know if Saint Seiya has been replayed." ”
dragged someone casually and asked where the station was, and Wu Biao walked towards the station without hurrying.
"Shouldn't I also earn some wife's capital, and after Mao Zhihualie marries me, I have to buy a house. And after mating, the buttocks of the flower are so big, there must be a litter of cubs, and a litter of cubs to eat and drink. ”
"Well, go back and think about finding a job moving bricks at the construction site...... No, you have to find other work to do, don't we have a saying in the brick moving world, I can't support you if I put down the bricks, and I can't hold you when I pick up the bricks. ”
Brother Biao said that he wanted the kind of work that could not only hold the flower of Mao, but also raise the flower of Mao.
Brother Biao, who has no concept of money at all, doesn't know that the card given to him by the master of Guanyin Temple is enough for him to eat and wear for the rest of his life.
Click......
An inaudible crisp sound came out, and Wu Biao's figure immediately froze, and he looked up in the direction of the traffic light in front of him.
Bang!
Almost at the moment when Wu Biao looked over, the entire area was shaken, and cracks appeared in the area under the traffic light, extending out, as if the ground had been hollowed out, and gradually recessed downward......
This scene suddenly frightened the pedestrians waiting under the traffic light, and the screams sounded in an instant, and the dense crowd ran towards the periphery of the depression like crazy, screaming and insulting between pushes and shoves.
Before the crisis of life, everyone began to run frantically, and many people who had not yet understood what was going on and had not yet reacted were pushed to the ground.
"Yayoi!"
A middle-aged woman squeezed towards the back of the crowd with an anxious face, and in the direction she was looking, a little girl was standing there with a blank face, and behind the little girl, a huge depression gradually came.
A sinkhole several meters in diameter appeared, and quickly spread around, and almost in the blink of an eye, the little girl had disappeared from everyone's view, and the middle-aged woman screamed and ran towards the sinkhole.
But the dense crowd forced her back.
But what happened next surprised the mother, because she saw a bald boy suddenly jump into the pit of heaven at a very fast speed.
It didn't take long for the boy to crawl straight out of the edge of the sinkhole, which had stopped extending, but there was a little girl in his hand.
"Little bunny, don't get out of here." Wu Biao casually threw the frightened little girl to the edge of the sinkhole, and the middle-aged woman also squeezed over at this time and hugged the little girl.
"Thank you......"
The tone was anxious and hard to thank, and then the middle-aged woman ran directly to the back with the little girl in her arms, although now the sinkhole has stopped collapsing, but it is still unknown whether it will extend outward, it is better to run farther.
Wu Biao did not leave, but sat on the edge of the sinkhole, looking towards the bottomless sinkhole.
“… Go home...... I think...... Go home... I'm going home......"
The intermittent sound came into Wu Biao's ears, and the sound came from nowhere, although it was intermittent, but it was very clear.
"Hurry up, young man, don't sit there!"
"You just did a beautiful job, how did you do it?"
"Stay away from the edge of the sinkhole, don't sit there, it's dangerous!"
“……”
The surrounding pedestrians gradually calmed down, and when they saw Wu Biao sitting on the edge of the sinkhole, they all sent out a kind reminder.
"I don't know what's wrong, we've had a sinkhole here a few times recently, and the sinkhole on the street next to it hasn't been completely buried, and another one has appeared."
"Who knows, according to experts, it seems to be due to the changes in the earth's crust!"
“……”
"Hey, friend, come here." A slightly bolder young man took a few steps forward, probably wanting to pull Wu Biao along.
Wu Biao turned his head and glanced at the person who came and said, "Dude, did you hear any sound, it seems that someone is calling for help down here?" ”
"What sound? Delusion, if someone really falls, they will definitely fall to their death, how can they call for help. The young man shook his head.
Can't you hear me?
Wu Biao scratched his bald head, and then directly supported the edge with both hands: "I'll go down and take a look!" With that, the whole swoop disappeared at the edge of the sinkhole, and this scene immediately caused a burst of exclamations.
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The sinkhole was not bottomless, it fell down about ten meters, Wu Biao finally reached the bottom of the sinkhole, and the dust from the collapse directly submerged the lower half of Wu Biao's body.
"Hey, is there anyone?"
Wu Biao shrugged his nose in confusion, because even when he reached the bottom of the pit, he didn't smell any breath. But if there is no one here, the voice calling for help is getting clearer and clearer, as if it is beside him.
"I want to go home......" The eerie and ethereal voice came again.
This time, the voice seemed to come from Brother Biao's ears.
"Don't be crooked, I'll leave if I don't come out!" Brother Biao directly and violently interrupted the voice, without the slightest fear......
Bang!
The ethereal voice seemed to hear Wu Biao's words, and responded directly, and the entire sinkhole was shaken. And with this earthquake, a golden obstacle suddenly lit up next to Wu Biao, as if it was an enchantment!
"......"
Wu Biao realized the strangeness of the matter, his eyes looked at the fleeting circular obstacle avoidance, and faintly saw a shadow in the obstacle avoidance, but the circular obstacle avoidance turned invisible again in just a moment.
"What's that?" Blinking his eyes in confusion, Wu Biao stretched out his hand and touched the place where the circular obstacle disappeared, and sure enough, he touched the shape, and a hot feeling came from the palm of his hand.
The hell karmic fire in Wu Biao's body burned directly and uncontrollably, and when the karmic fire rushed up, it directly burned the entire invisible sphere, accompanied by a clicking sound, cracks appeared in the flames.
"It's ...... What fire? ”
The ethereal voice became clear, the tone was full of horror and ecstasy, and with the sound, the entire spherical body shook again, causing the entire sinkhole to tremble!
Syllable!
A crisp sound came out, and the spherical body shattered directly, and a shadow rose into the sky like a ghost, and a faint gaze fell on Wu Biao, and then disappeared completely!
"Damn, don't you run?" Brother Biao reflected at this time, and the whole person jumped up directly and chased towards the outside of the sinkhole.
It's only for a moment, but it's ...... The ghostly figure exuded a strong man's taste.
This made Wu Biao couldn't help but be excited: "Come back quickly, fight with Brother Biao and then leave!" ”
In the blink of an eye, Wu Biao jumped out of the sinkhole, but after looking around, except for the onlookers who were stunned by him, there was no ghost shadow at all, and there was not even a trace of smell left.
"Ran away?"
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Let's just this chapter in the evening, and I will be sparse for a long time...... Now my whole body is soft......