Chapter 32 Brother Biao's New Image (3000 words second update) asks for recommendation votes
August 8, 1:30 a.m., Urahara store.
When Ichigo received the summons that was like a murder scene, he said goodbye to Ichishin and came here.
However, he met a few people outside the Urahara store that surprised him.
Ishida Yuryu, Inoue Orihime, and Chado Taihu actually came to the Urawa store with him.
But Wu Biao, who was supposed to come, didn't come as scheduled, which couldn't help but make Ichigo a little worried, after all, Brother Biao said that he was going out to practice, and the place he went to must be extremely dangerous.
However, the group did not wait outside, but went to the vast underground space under the Urahara store.
"Well... That's amazing. I didn't expect there to be such a large space underneath this store. It's like a secret base. Orihime said with a look of surprise and excitement, and then touched around in great surprise.
"It's great that you're reacting like that." Holding Ling Tiezhai held Orihime's hand, and then said with tears streaming down his face: "I'm Tiezhai, I'm so moved." ”
"Alright, everybody look here." Kisuke Urahara stretched out his hand slightly and snapped his fingers, and with a 'bang', I saw a door composed of four stone pillars appear out of thin air, and then there was a strange fluctuation in the middle, and at the same time, there were countless charms on the stone pillars.
"This is the gate to the Corpse Soul Realm, the 'Crossing Door'."
Urahara Kisuke paused, then swept over everyone's faces, and said: "Although there is one person missing, I'll explain it to you first, anyway, even if Mr. Wu Biao has heard the explanation, he will definitely not be able to remember it with his pitiful mind." ”
The corners of Ichigo's mouth twitched, if Brother Biao heard this, he would definitely go berserk, although Urahara's words were indeed true......
"Wu Biao?"
Yulong raised his eyebrows, and turned to look at Ichigo and said, "It turns out that the person who dared to shout out the Tianma Meteor Fist and Lushan Ascending Dragon Tyrant in public is called Wu Biao!" ”
Ichigo blushed and nodded...... It's really a shame to know Brother Biao.
"That's the one who saved my brother, right?"
Chato, who was on the side, immediately asked, "The one who helped Yuichi?" ”
Ichigo smiled and nodded when he heard this, although Wu Biao had stayed in his house for less than half a year, but this half-year experience made Brother Biao an indispensable existence, and unconsciously, several of them were taken care of by Brother Biao.
"That's it!" Kisuke Urahara clapped his hands and interrupted everyone's conversation: "Since you all know that stupid X who is not punctual, I won't introduce it." ”
Silly X?
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched when they heard this, what did Brother Biao do to Mr. Urahara?
Why does this Mr. Urahara, who has an excellent temper as soon as he looks good, look at Brother Biao so unpleasantly......
Urahara Kisuke ignored the doubts of several people, and introduced himself: "As you know, the corpse soul realm is the world of souls, and if you want to enter it, you can only become a soul state, but the only one who can move in a soul state is the god of death, just like this." ”
Saying that, Kisuke Urahara picked up his crutch and slammed it on Ichigo, Ichigo, who was wearing a death overlord suit, was directly ejected from his body, and Ichigo's body fell.
"You guy..." Ichigo pointed at Kisuke Urahara and gritted his teeth.
Urahara Kisuke ignored Ichigo's words and said directly: "Except for Mr. Kurosaki, if you want to move in the Corpse Soul Realm, you can only rely on the installation of a Reiko conversion machine above this door to transform you into a Reiko state. ”
"In other words, the soul does not have to leave the body to enter." Ishida pushed his eyes and said.
"That's right, you want you to pass through this door, and you can enter the Corpse Soul Realm in your original form!" Kisuke Urahara nodded, then raised a finger, his face slightly gloomy: "However, the time for us to open this door and connect to the Corpse Soul Realm is only four minutes. ”
Everyone's faces changed suddenly.
"That'...... Will you be able to catch up then? ”
"Generally impossible!" Kisuke Urahara said this sentence in an extremely flat tone, without taking into account everyone's feelings: "It's a matter of nonsense, and it's only four minutes to delay it with all your might, and before that, if you can't get to the Corpse Soul Realm...... You will be locked up forever between this world and the Soul Realm! ”
Everyone frowned when they heard this, but no one including Inoue, who was the least courageous, had any emotions such as panic on their faces, and since they had come here, they would no longer be afraid of death!
After all, the danger of the corpse soul realm had already been informed in advance through the mouths of Yoichi and Kisuke Urahara!
"Then, now wait for Wu ......" Urahara Kisuke's words suddenly suffocated, and then turned the brim of his hat and smiled bitterly: "It's better to come early than to come by coincidence, this stupid X really doesn't need to be said!" ”
"Ah, hey, you're going to run wild like this!" A household said angrily.
"Wahahaha......"
Before Kisuke Urahara could reply, a deafening laugh came from the Urahara store above.
Bang, bang, bang......
Laughter was followed by bursts of explosions, and it was this sound that made the faces of the Urahara family extremely ugly.
"Manager, do you ......" swallowed too the side.
Smack-
Urahara Kisuke directly gave himself a slap, and his face was as black as the bottom of the pot: "My fault, I shouldn't expect this SB to find the entrance!" ”
The current Urahara Kisuke has only one impulse, and that is to directly use the broken path above ninety to ...... SB, who does things without any brains, is blasted into scum!!
Tie Zhai sat on the ground, took out a handkerchief out of nowhere, and kept wiping the tears on his face, you must know that this underground space was carefully built by him, and the most important thing is ...... It's up to him to fix it.
Ichigo and the others glanced at each other, and they all saw doubts in each other's eyes, and they didn't understand why the Urahara family suddenly became like this. Only the rain dragon on the side faintly guessed something, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Boom –
The doubts of Ichigo and the others didn't last long, and they were unraveled with a bang, only to see the blue ceiling above like a blue sky darken, and then cracks appeared, and after that explosion, the whole explosion opened.
A somewhat bloated shadow accompanied the rubble as it fell, causing the entire underground space to tremble, and smoke and dust rose around it.
"It's Brother Biao." Although it was a question, Ichigo said it in an affirmative tone, because he would use this ...... The high-end handsome and brainless way debuted, except for Wu Biao, there is no one else!
"I'll rub it, why are you digging so deep when you have nothing to do, your family is a bear!" Wu Biao's voice came from the smoke and dust, and with the sound, a figure gradually appeared in everyone's field of vision.
“……”
Ichigo covers his face.
The corners of Ishida's mouth twitched, and he turned his head silently.
Chadu looked cute and didn't know how to react.
As for Inoue, there was a starry flash in his eyes, and he obviously saw something of great interest.
"One, we don't need to hibernate like bears; Second, hibernation doesn't need such a big place; Third, Mr. Wu Biao, your brain is already comparable to that of a bear, why can't you find such an obvious entrance! And the most important fourth ......"
Kisuke Urahara took off his hat and scratched his head fiercely, and only in this way could he show his current madness and speechlessness.
"May I ask Mr. Wu Biao, did you run the wrong set. Or maybe you spend 17 days on a small island in the center of the ocean, dragging big rocks to deliver milk from house to house, being chased by dinosaurs that have long been extinct; Every morning, facing the sea, shouting Hami cantaloupe in his mouth; Is that Guanyin Temple a 300-year-old pervert 'Teacher Wutian' who took off his turtle shell and hid his identity? ”
“……”
It's a good spit!
The corners of Ichigo and the others' mouths twitched, why didn't they find that Mr. Urahara could say so......
"Silly X, what is this, I don't understand a word!"
"Haven't you seen Dragon Ball?" Ishida Yulong on the side interjected.
"What bullshit Dragon Ball, Brother Biao only looks at Saint Seiya!" Wu Biao clenched his fist hard, the green tendons on his arm burst out, and he looked up to the sky with a long roar: "My small universe has exploded, where is the corpse soul realm, hurry up and come out and fight!" ”
"......" everyone covered their faces.
Kisuke Urahara asked with a dark face, "Then may I ask...... What the hell is your turtle fairy robe that has changed from 'turtle' to 'biao' except for the chest markings! ”
That's right, the Turtle Immortal Stream Suit.
At this time, Brother Biao was wearing an orange turtle fairy suit, and behind him was carrying the big backpack that was two people high, so the previous figure looked so bloated......
But the point is the Turtle Immortal Stream Suit, this girl is actually wearing a Turtle Immortal Stream Suit!!
"What's this?" Brother Biao pulled his clothes, with a proud expression: "This is the exclusive Taoist uniform for the big disciples of our Guanyin Temple, which was given to me by the teacher of Guanyin Temple himself!" ”
That old middle school two!
"I think I should call the Copyright Protection Center and report this bastard who changed the words of other runner suits and used them to fool Silly X!" Urahara Kisuke scolded indignantly.
Immediately, Urahara Kisuke clapped his hands with a solemn expression: "Okay, now that everyone is ready, let's get ready to go!" ”
"It's very inconsistent to change the topic, this is because I think Brother Biao is too ashamed, and I want to completely remove it from my brain!" Ichigo couldn't help but complain.
Only Brother Biao's face was confused, and he was still struggling, who was the stupid X in the green hat's mouth......
Then Brother Biao asked sincerely: "Hey, green hat, who are you talking about stupid X?" ”
“…… What I said, everyone should understand, all ready, you will rush in the moment you open it, time is precious! ”
It's completely as if it didn't exist!
Everyone sweated, and I have to say that with Brother Biao's debut, the original tension instantly disappeared......
"Ah, hey, who explains, this is the Corpse Soul Realm? Where is that sissy Grim Reaper, tell him to come out, Brother Biao, I said I was going to him! Wu Biao shouted with a confused face!
Kisuke Urahara's forehead obviously burst into a green tendon, which made Yaichi, who had never intervened on the side, laugh secretly, she really hadn't seen Urahara eat deflated a few times!
"Brother Biao, through this door is the Corpse Soul Realm!" In the end, it was Ichigo who solved the confusion of Brother Biao, and pulled Brother Biao, who was about to jump into the door after hearing it: "I can't enter until Mr. Urahara opens it!" ”
"Oh oh, you're still waiting for a fart that cuckold, hurry up, I've been holding it for half a month, and now I want to that sissy under the ride to vent my anger."
"A serious and enthusiastic shouting of extremely obscene words, and does not feel blushing at all!" Ishida said expressionlessly.
Kisuke Urahara is really eager to liberate Honghime and cut Brother Biao now, who is the reason for the delay......
"Ready!" Urahara ignored Brother Biao, and after prompting everyone, he squatted down and used his spiritual power to burst out: "It's on!" ”
Everyone jumped at the same time and disappeared in place...... Only Brother Biao looked left and right: ", why don't you say it first, stupid X!" As he spoke, he jumped directly into the blue piercing gate.
Kisuke Urahara, who was next to the boundary gate, couldn't help trembling all over, and suddenly had an urge to directly withdraw his spiritual power to cut off the portal, and then lock that bastard in the gap between the present world and the corpse soul realm forever......
Of course, it's just a matter of thinking about it, after all, Yeyi and they are also in it!
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