"What's wrong with the salted fish? I don't think you've been in any energy for the past two days! ”

In the classroom in the morning, Yun Tao saw Yu Xian, who was depressed lying on the table, and kindly came over to talk.

"Nothing ......"

"You don't seem to be doing anything here!"

"If I say nothing, it's nothing!"

Yu Xian raised his head and looked at Yuntao.

"Wow! You haven't had a few days off? The dark circles are so heavy! ”

"It's not a big deal, it's just a good reflection on my life."

"Don't reflect, let's see if this is a good product I went to buy last week, hehe, I'll lend it to you before I finish it!"

Yun Tao took out a book wrapped in a thick book jacket from his schoolbag with an obscene face.

"I waited in line for hours to get it! I almost found it at home by my sister! ”

"No, you can keep it for yourself."

"What's wrong with you! Don't scare me! If you're tired, go back and rest, and I'll take care of it on the homeroom teacher's side! ”

"I just want to ...... quietly"

"What's up man? If something happens, tell me, don't hold it back! ”

"Then I ask you, am I an M?"

Yu Xian looked at Yuntao with his dead fish eyes.

"Huh? What are you talking about? ”

"I ask you, am I a pervert? Is it a person who will still be excited when he is beaten? Is it a person who would be happy to be looked at by others with the eyes of garbage? It's a ......."

"Stop, stop!"

Yun Tao looked at Yu Xian, and the more he spoke, the more excited he became, and quickly asked him to stop.

"Man, are you out of love?"

"What is love? How to talk about loss if you haven't been in love! ”

"Got caught going out to 'play'?"

"Your dad and I'm still a virgin!"

"Uh...... So why are you crazy? ”

"Crazy? What are you talking about. ”

"How can a normal person suspect that he is a pervert!"

"Then you're going to think I'm crazy, I just want to know if I'm a pervert."

"What do you want me to say......"

What do you want me to say......"

"Words?"

"You do have a little bit......"

"What! Where! Where am I perverted! ”

Yu Xian grabbed Yuntao's shoulder and asked loudly.

"It's quieter, someone is looking at us, and saliva is spraying me in the face!"

Seeing that the eyes around him were focused on himself, Yun Tao hurriedly stopped Yu Xian.

"Yuntao, my dear friend! You tell me, what the hell am I perverted! ”

"It's so close! It's too close! ”

Yu Xian directly pasted his face on it.

"I'm a guy with a female ticket! I'm not interested in men! ”

"Your dad, I'm not interested in you either! Don't talk nonsense! ”

"Okay, I say."

Yun Tao pushed Yu Xian's face away and thought for a moment.

"Actually, I've always wondered why the women around you are basically monster-level destructive power forever, that Senior Sister Lin is like this, and Lin Chumeng from the part-time job you said, it stands to reason that ordinary people are better off dead when they encounter one, but you are still alive and well, which makes me wonder if you are the kind of person who gets more and more excited the more you fight......

"That's it?"

"yes, do you need any more reason?"

"What a joke! You can't think about the good! 'Yu Xian is a good person' can't come out of this conclusion! ”

"You're going to ask me!"

"What's wrong, two? So spirited early in the morning? ”

Ji Xue slowly walked in through the back door.

"Isn't this monsoon snow! We are discussing an issue. ”

"What's the problem?"

"Hehe, it's about salted fish......"

Yu Xian covered Yuntao's mouth.

"Hehe, nothing, nothing."

"Yikes! Why are your dark circles so heavy? Didn't you sleep well these two days? ”

"It's okay! It's just eyeliner that's been trending lately! ”

"Ha ......"

Ji Xue had a gentle smile on her face and didn't continue to delve in.

"Yu Xian, if something happens, please discuss it with me, aren't we also friends?"

“...... Woo ah......"

The eyes around him were looking this way again.

"Why are you crying?"

"I don't know, I guess I've been wronged."

............

There was a whisper of chattering all around.

"Yu Xian, why are you crying? Don't cry, there's something to say to me! ”

"Alas...... Look at the salted fish like this, it's almost suffocating. ”

“...... Be...... It's like this......"

Yu Xian roughly recounted what happened.

"So I've been wondering if I'm going to be right for the past few days, and then just now Yuntao said something like that......"

"Do you blame me?"

"Isn't this because Yu Xian is a good person?"

"Huh? You say I'm a good person? ”

"Yes, Yu Xian, you are a person who will stand up for a girl on the side of the road, and will also block the stick for others, and after something happened, he carried it all alone, although it was all for the girl's ......"

When Ji Xue said the last words, there was a trace of discomfort in her tone.

[Yes! I'm a good person! Let's just say, how could I be a pervert! 】

"Thank you, Ji Xue! Thanks to you, I finally figured it out! ”

"Don't you want to cheer up so quickly! It's still half-dead just now! It's so spirited now! And why don't you thank me! ”

"Cut! You've just messed up my thinking, and I haven't bothered you yet! ”

"Blame me! That's what you're asking! ”

"Okay, okay, don't argue, everyone in the class is watching."

This is the third time in the morning that the eyes of the class have come over.

"Forehead ......"

"Okay, now that the problem is solved, then I'll go back first, and class will be going to be going to work soon."

"Thank you so much Ji Xue!"

"It's okay, let's go."

Then Ji Xue returned to her seat, and then the head teacher came in.

............

"Minister! Senior Sister Lin! I repeat! I'm not a pervert! ”

Yu Xian came to the department and saw the two people sitting inside.

"Got it, got it, the salted fish boy said why are you still struggling with this matter, just kidding, you still take it seriously."

"Are you kidding? Then you didn't say it earlier, I haven't slept well for a few days because of this in the past few days! I was almost taken crazy by my friends! ”

"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong? Don't stand at the door and come in and sit. ”

"Huh! Good drops! ”

Yu Xian walked in and sat opposite Lin Liyin.

"Salted fish boy, do you still have a pen? I'm running out of ink, so I'll use one. ”

"Okay, Senior Sister Lin, I'll look for it!"

"Whoa......

Yu Xian's hand didn't grasp steadily, and the schoolbag fell to the ground, and everything inside fell out.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry for the hand shaking, I'll clean it up now."

"Forget it, I'll help too."

As she spoke, Lin Liyin bent down and began to help clean up the fallen items.

"Huh? What is this book with such a thick cover?"

[Book cover? I haven't ever had a book jacket in my schoolbag! Could it be! 】

"I want to see what is so precious!"

"Wait a minute, Senior Sister Lin! Don't look at it! ”

But Yu Xian was still a step slower.

"Hmm......"

Lin Liyin opened the book and saw the first page, and her face turned red. 、

"Smack!"

"Sure enough, I read that right! You are so perverted! ”

Lin Liyin threw the book on Yu Xian's face, and then walked away from Yu Xian as if she was away from garbage.

[Your sister's Yuntao! What is "SM Training**"!! 】

"Senior Sister Lin, listen to my explanation!!"

............