[004] No fat man, as if it's not fun
Back in the dormitory, the ram Xiao Dun had just climbed into the bed, and the door was slammed open with a "bang", and a very evil smell of meat came to his nose.
You don't have to look at it, it must be your roommate Pu Sanyou, who vowed to lose weight, who has come back from playing.
Pu Sanyou is the nephew of the proprietress, one year younger than the ram Xiao Dun, and is the head of the company's exhibition department.
Ram Xiaodun has never understood why such a company senior management came to squeeze the collective dormitory, and for a long time, the sensitive Ram Xiaodun suspected that this guy was likely to be No. 1, and regarded them as No. 0 or 0.5 with both attack and acceptance.
Pu Sanyou has a lofty vision that is often on his lips, saying that he wants to split his legs once so that the people of the whole country know.
The words are too profound, Ram Xiaodun pondered for an afternoon before he understood the deep meaning inside, this self-defeating Pu Sanyou still wants to become a celebrity.
"Ram Xiaodun, why did you go, didn't you make an appointment to play ball together?"
Pu Sanyou, who was drenched in sweat, pulled out a box of cattle from under the bed, poured one in one go, and immediately opened the second can......
Ram Xiaodun really wanted to call the manufacturer, in order to meet the needs of consumers like Pu Sanyou, it should be filled with five catties of barrels.
"Bang dang!" Bang.
Pu Sanyou saw that the ram Xiao Dun ignored him and kicked on the iron bed frame.
"It's gone, can you handle it? Dead fat man ......"
Pu Sanyou is not fat in the eyes of Ram Xiaodun, but he is just very strong.
But everyone in the company called him fat, as if he didn't think there was a fat man around him, and it wasn't fun.
"Hehe, why did you come back again? Is there no big murder girl paper over there? ”
"Hey, Pu Sanyou, if you really have a crossing, what should you bring with you?" Ram Xiao Dun sat up suddenly.
"You don't have a fever, do you?"
Pu Sanyou wanted to touch the forehead of the ram Xiao Dun with his sweaty hands, but the ram Xiao Dun Lisuo grabbed a pair of his stinky socks in his hand, and Pu Sanyou retreated.
"Then you have to travel somewhere, if you go back to the Three Kingdoms, it's best to bring a gun, if you travel to the future, you can exchange money for antiques with braille paintings, maybe it's more practical."
Pu Sanyou said casually and perfunctorily, and it made sense to hear it in Ram Xiaodun.
"If I'm going to cross, it's enough to just take Yu Yao there."
Yu Yao is the head of the company's sales department and has been married for three years.
This Pu Sanyou once begged Ram Xiaodun to use Yu Yao's basic data to take the opportunity of producing samples to make an inflatable doll for him.
Ram Xiao Dun knew that Pu Sanyou was infatuated with her plump body, but he didn't expect the surname Pu to be so affectionate.
The ram got up in a hurry, sat down at the computer desk, took a pen and paper, and listed the items to be taken with him.
- Whether you go or not, it's always good to be prepared.
The stinky Pu Sanyou approached and glanced at the word "dagger" written by Ram Xiaodun.
"Ram Xiaodun, I think you're a pervert at all, talking about things to play, you still take it seriously."
"Three fat men, I got Yu Yao's hips for you......"
"Ram Xiaodun, I think you should bring a few changes of clothes, you may not be able to buy a suitable one over there. Compass, Field Boots, Tent...... Well, I have to bring a few boxes of condoms or something......"
In less than ten minutes, an A4 sheet of paper was quickly full.
"Damn, I almost forgot, Ram Xiaodun, I think you should also bring a few inflatable babies from our company, the latest kind, you think! If there are no females over there, or if there are not enough females, you won't live too depressed lives. ”
Pu Sanyou said it very solemnly.
"You dead fat...... I see you're just perverted......"
The two of them got into a mess.
Pu Sanyou grabbed the piece of paper and solemnly wrote "three inflatable dolls" at the bottom of the list.
"Let's go, let's go together, I'm in for a treat! No, wait...... I took a shower first, and I forgot about the shower to help you think of all this mess. ”
While Pu Sanyou was taking a bath, Ram Xiaodun took a closer look at the room where he had lived for almost a year.
- If what Xiang Sanfeng said is true, I don't know if I can go back. I'm afraid that when I come back, everything will be different.
- Or, just take Pu Sanyou with you, and there is a discussion or something in case of trouble, although Pu Sanyou doesn't have any survival skills, but that body is at least better than carrying it.
Ram Xiao Dun took out the piece of paper again and wrote the words "Pu Sanyou".
"Ram Small, help me hand me a towel."
"There is no woman, you come out and get the ...... yourself"
"Hey, Ram Xiaodun, I'll tell you something, but you must not tell anyone else in the company."
Pu Sanyou stood dripping in front of the ram Xiaodun, ready to gossip.
"I don't like gossip, don't spray ...... me"
"What about Yu Yao and his husband divorced?"
"Is that your fault?" Ram Xiao Dun smiled and looked at Pu Sanyu's big bird.
"I think so, but people ...... Alas......"
When I returned to the bathroom, I only heard Pu Sanyou sing loudly: "Love when you die...... Not dripping and not happy......"
The skin of the computer speakers is trembling slightly.
- It seems that there are more troubled people in this world. Take Pu Sanyou with or not, let's wait for three days to meet with Xiang Sanfeng before deciding! If there is no such thing at all, I will become the company's joke.
The ram Xiaotun carefully folded the list of spiritual pleasures and put it in his pocket.
I took out my phone again and set up a reminder function.
- Whether you are dead or alive, you have to wear it once......
Two hours after coming out of the mysterious villa, the attitude of Ram Xiaodun, who was affected by Pu Sanyou's excitement and affection, made a 180-degree turn again.
In the next two days, Ram Xiaodun was extremely entangled in his heart, and his face lost a lot of weight.
At the appointed time, Ram Xiaotun took a leave of absence and appeared at the entrance of the villa on time.
"I'm looking for Xiang Sanfeng, the owner of Building 88, please inform me."
Wearing that casual suit, the ram Xiao Dun, who had just finished his haircut, looked much more energetic.
After a while, Uncle Hammer came out, and his hair seemed to have just been groomed, and his hair stood tall like steel needles, a few centimeters higher out of thin air.
"Deputy Director Ram Xiaodun, I guess it's you, Xiang Lao is hospitalized, I'll take you over."
"Xiang Lao's body doesn't matter!"
Ram Xiaodun's hands and feet were a little cold, and when he received the notice of his mother's critical illness, the very bad feeling felt all over his body, and his body trembled slightly.
"Don't worry too much, Xiang Lao has basically lived in the hospital all these years."
Uncle Hammer saw that the ram Xiao Dun's mood had changed drastically, and patted the ram Xiao Dun's thin shoulder very intimately and comforted him.