Chapter Twenty-Seven: Corner Talks
"Young? You're squatting there like you're constipated, what the hell are you doing? "Poking the buttoes of the hating evil with his toes, the people in the altar with a face of 'Lao Tzu's waist hurts, demon bees and weeds, don't look for me' early in the morning, look at the mysterious hatred of the heavens and feel very strange. Squatting there with his hands clenched into fists, his face turning red.
"Shhhh The holy is very crazy and the believer is preaching, and he turns his head and glances at the second brother. Then continue to stare at the wall in your hand.
"Ahh Isn't it studying Buddhism and nerves? Color is empty, empty is color, empty fart, color fart. Young, recite a Buddhist scripture to my brother to relieve boredom? "Since the day is not lonely, the people in the drunken altar have crawled out of the wine jar, and it doesn't matter if the wine is not touched, but it is impossible to have three or five bottles or something. Therefore, the great sage (idler) who was bored was reduced to killing time by playing tricks on his brother.
"Donor, you still don't understand the true meaning of the Buddha. Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color. Look at the chic years when the second sister-in-law didn't enter the door in the past, you were full of energy every day, as if you couldn't finish it, and every morning you ran around the sky with righteousness and begging, and you had to play two drunken knives. But since you went to your sister-in-law's bed, your waist will be sore after standing for a long time. Color is emptiness, and when you have color, you also have emptiness. Standing up, squinting his eyes, he looked like a high-ranking monk (god stick) who hated the heavens and made a lofty statement. And looking at the people in the altar nodding again and again, they actually believed it.
"Boss, go to the Wansakai Fellow Initiates, not in vain, if there is a parent-teacher meeting, I will definitely thank that Shi Daqian on behalf of your father. I was able to carve this piece of rotten wood like this. But how do you say that emptiness is color? Rubbing his chin, the people in the altar also talked with their brothers seriously.
"Donor, what if you want to be separated from your sister-in-law?"
"Humph! Men are killed, and women are also killed! ”
"Why?" "Because Lao Tzu can't leave her!"
"Yes, if you are separated from your sister-in-law, you will be empty, lonely and cold. This is emptiness is color, and the farther away you are from her, the stronger the desire in your heart. But if it's a woman, I'll help you die, and don't bother the second brother to light up his weapon. By the way, I have an egg in my hand, you can ask your second sister-in-law to fry a leek for you, aphrodisiac. "When a conversation between men is not around and there are no important matters at hand, it will inevitably turn to a very hehehehe. Everyone memorizes this sentence, the focus of the final exam.
"Ahem, I played yellow early in the morning, is it because I usually have too low requirements for you?" The unbearable voice came from afar, and Wu Jun Luo, who was originally going to work in the council hall, was also attracted to it.
"Wow, big boy! Is today a special day? Dressed in formal clothes and pulling the style, am I going to have a happy event again? ”
"Yes, yes, the second brother entered the cave room and collapsed the kang. The door creaked as soon as it closed, and it didn't matter what the sky was falling outside the wall. I squatted in the middle of the night and didn't find a chance to make a hole in the room. It's a shame. "Spread his hands, and the hatred of heaven and evil seems to have forgotten that the bitter master is still around.
"Come, little one, let's talk, what did you hear?" Rao is face in the altar is not ordinarily thick, but making a radio drama for everyone on the wedding night can't help but make his old face red. Not to mention......
"I didn't hear anything, the room was so well insulated, I didn't listen long before I went back to the hall to continue drinking and flirting with my sister." It is absolutely impossible to admit that his face does not change, and he hates the sky and evil to deal with difficulties at a glance.
"Alas, it's a pity, you should squat for a while, squat for a while and you can hear your second brother and I fighting bravely to the faint brightness of the fifth watch." If the suffering is determined by the face, the absolute number of people in the altar is the top four.
"Blind blowing, you obviously went in for half an hour and began to beg for mercy again and again, we waited until the third watch, and you even started to call your mother, how can there be any heroism? Heroic struggle? Heroic righteousness is almost the same. Worst! Cold sweat ran wildly, hating the heavens and evil in my heart.
"Three watches? We? Come, old and young, my brother wants to talk about a romantic love with your lifeline, and the thief is gone! "Righteousness begged to come out of the sheath, hated the heavens and evil to see that it was not good, climbed over the wall, and the grove rushed away.
"Wind and snow? Which blood is it? "That's the blood you think! Tell me who they are! And who spread the name of my kidney-deficient son on the rivers and lakes......"
The voices grew quieter, and the two cheerful brothers gradually ran away. Wu Jun, who wanted to talk to his brothers, shook his head helplessly. Suddenly, I felt that there was someone behind me, and when I turned around, it turned out to be the trace of the wind that was a guest in the heavenly capital.
"Alas, even a character like Wujun must be bound by mundane things?" Seeing that Wu Jun was not holding a Jidu knife in his hand, but a stack of official documents, the trace of the wind couldn't help but shake his head, if he agreed to serve in the Demon Sword Dao, he was busy with intrigue and government affairs every day, when would he be able to reach the peak of martial arts?
"No, that's exactly what Martial Jun is all about. My wish is to establish a stable and peaceful Xiwulin, to make corrections every day, to see my dreams come true, and my thoughts can be realized. I was even able to take the last step thanks to this. "As a near-god master of the martial arts with no more than one palm, Wu Jun talked to the Wind Scar in a tone of pointing at his juniors, and the Wind Scar did not have the slightest displeasure. As for that duel? It's better to forget, if there is no protection from the scales of the Evil Heavenly Imperial Martial Arts, Wu Jun will not even lose a single hair.
"In other words, realizing the meaning of life is the path to the pinnacle of martial arts?" Thoughtfully, where is the path of the Wind Scar?
"Realize meaning, transcend fate. This is the difference between God and man. Seeing the scars of the wind quickly comprehended his meaning, Luo Yu couldn't help but admire, good understanding is good to speak, his little brother is stupid and cute, if it is not for the special exercises, which fits himself, otherwise he is definitely the life of a ninth-rate idler.
"Thank you Wu Jun for mentioning it, the traces of the wind will be hidden and tucked away, and it will be powerless. To tell you the truth, there are questions about my lining. The Scars of the Wind really don't know what they have to do with the Evil Sky Imperial Warrior, but this dress was given to me by a friend of mine. The Scar of the Wind was willing to guarantee with her life, she didn't know before the duel, and she didn't have the slightest intention of assassinating Wu Jun. If there is, the traces of the wind will bear it. ”
"I believe in you. So what about my tenure? For some reason, Wu Jun seems to be full of a sense of urgency in doing things for others.
"Thank you Wujun for your kindness, it's just that the Trace of the Wind is used to being alone," "Don't be in a hurry to refuse, it's just a name, it's all there every day, and you must be able to reduce the disturbance of a lot of young people." ”
"If the Wind Trace refuses again, it will be a loss of face for Wu Jun. Okay, it's just that why is Wu Jun so loving? ”
"The Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it."