Night falls, and the moon jumps over the willows. The breeze blows away the heat of the day, bringing a hint of watery coolness.

Fireflies flutter in the forest, and torches light up the night. After a busy day, the elves put down their work and gathered together again to celebrate the rare peace after another peaceful day.

Because of the arrival of the firefighting team today, all the elves from all over the tree village gathered in the central square. The campfire was lit by a raging fire, and all kinds of elf food filled the table after table. The round mage and the speaker cricket played music, the parrots sang softly, and the green birds danced. The guests are happy, and the heavens and the earth are happy.

However, compared with the peaceful atmosphere of the square, at this time, in the inconspicuous corner of the tree village, there were painful wails and whispers from time to time.

"Hmm... Yes... Call. ”

Feeling the source of pain in his body being expelled from his body, Yu Xian weakly covered his stomach and trembled and got up. As soon as he got up, the fins went limp, and he fell straight down on the grass in front of him.

"Old... Old village chief, are you still alive? ”

Yu Xian looked at the sky in despair, where there hung a bright moon, bright and beautiful.

"Poof!"

It wasn't anyone's voice that answered Yu Xian, but a melodious fart sound. Stretching and powerful, it seems to be intermittent and intermittent, and it wants to hide and reveal.

"Uh..."

"It's like... Still alive... Right? ”

In another haystack not far from Yu Xian, the old village chief with a pale face who had already pulled it also raised his head and looked at the sky.

"Goo-goo."

The old village chief hadn't seen the bright moon yet, and another round of revolution in his stomach had arrived.

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

"Bang~"

The ups and downs of the fart sound are like a symphony, and if it weren't for the stench in the air, this rhythm would even be rated as the golden song of the year.

Hehe, you deserve it. I can't kill you, let you drag me into the water, this is retribution.

Yu Xian listened to the wail coming from next door, and his heart felt refreshed. The voice of the demon who originally tortured him also became pleasant at this moment.

Who let its diarrhea have stopped?

It's good that there is less food, otherwise I don't know when it will have to be pulled!

Yu Xianxin glanced at the direction of the bonfire party from afar, and his heart was happy.

The blossoming tree fruit cake really did not disappoint everyone, whether it was Yu Xian and the owl Nighthawk, who ate less, or the fast swimming frog that ate most of them, they all came to pull it all night in the evening.

Fast swimming frogs are the most eaten and the most serious. By the time the first round of Yu Xian and the owl Nighthawk was not over, the fast swimming frog had already completed three waves of revolution. The sound of gongs and drums resounded in the night sky, lighting the prelude to the bonfire. Then the eyes of the fast swimming frog turned into a spiral, and it completely lost its ability to fight.

Although it had passed out, the rhythm of its lower body was even more vigorous. Until now, the fast swimming frog has not woken up. I don't know why, Yu Xian always felt that the reason why the fast swimming frog didn't wake up for a long time should not only be because of diarrhea and detachment, but also because as the captain, it was pulled like this and had no face to wake up.

"Ahh

Another scream came, and even Yu Xian couldn't help but be afraid for a while. The owl nightjar lost his movement after this scream, and seemed to have fainted.

After a few minutes of silence, the owl nighthawk began to scream again.

Yu Xianle took a straw in his mouth, and said leisurely.

"Hey, old village chief, you have to take it easy. This old one is no younger than the younger, you don't have to be wise, and finally have a big explosion in the old age, hahaha. ”

"Mix... Bastard, you... You don't die well. ”

The owl nighthawk gritted his teeth, endured the overturning of the river and the sea in his abdomen, and scolded Yu Xian.

It's good that the owl nighthawk ignores Yu Xian, this scolding, Yu Xian is interested.

"Slightly, it's quite hard-mouthed. Can you bear to come and hit me, I promise not to run. ”

Yu Xian grimaced, although the owl nighthawk couldn't see it, but it was full of energy, and the grass roots in its mouth were full of taste.

The juice flowed down his throat, and Yu Xian's face stiffened. The stomach, which had been calm, faintly began to rebel again.

"Ouch."

Before Yu Xian could run to his position, there was a crackling sound behind him, and then there was a fog in the air.

"The sky has eyes! Hahaha. ”

The owl Nighthawk laughed, feeling so refreshed for the first time since he had diarrhea.

On the other hand, Yu Xian's face was as black as ink, and even the shame on his face was covered by the depression in his heart.

In just two short steps, Yu Xian experienced the state of mind of the fast swimming frog. For the first time since I was sensible, I had diarrhea to the point that I couldn't control myself. Fortunately, he is a carp king, if this is a different person, now the pants should be wonderful and terrible.

Another half hour passed, and the bonfire dance gradually became deserted. More and more elves left in twos and threes and went back to their rooms to rest, but Yu Xian and the three of them had no intention of getting up.

"Old village chief, you... You have..."

", no, if there's something for diarrhea, can I still pull here and can't get up? It's almost dawn! ”

Yu Xian was interrupted by the owl nighthawk before he finished speaking, but Yu Xian did not have any dissatisfaction. The originally healthy face is now as pale as white paper. What kind of feeling is this, like when you fought with the Gotha Duck, the control of your body is no longer your own.

Yu Xian trembled, his voice hoarse.

"No, no, I don't want to treat diarrhea. I wanted to ask if you have any of those quick-acting poisons, and if so, give me a packet. I don't think I'm the fifth king in your mouth, but that little girl from Duoduo is. Old village chief, I beg you, let me be free! There are flowers and its fruit cakes in the tree village, and even if the four kings come together, they will not be able to leave. ”

Yu Xian said as he spoke, the corners of his eyes were sour, and tears fell, he had never been so wronged in his life.

Maybe he was the first person in the history of crossing to have diarrhea and diarrhea.

Why do you call it Lalu Lasi and not call it diarrhea and death?

Yu Xian raised his head, and suddenly missed his hometown in his previous life, where it was so peaceful, where the humans were so friendly, and where the gutter oil was so lovely.

The starry sky is so beautiful, the bright moon is so bright and round, like a big pie... Vomit~

"Poof."

"Old village chief, I can't do it, if you still have a chance to live, remember to help me tell Duoduo. I don't blame it, and if there is an afterlife, I hope never to meet it again. ”

Yu Xian closed his eyes and collapsed to the ground, no longer having any strength.

"It's better for you to tell it in your own dreams, maybe I made the wrong choice in the first place, and I should continue to travel around the world with the new trainer. I suddenly felt that it was so nice to say goodbye to my trainer. You say, is it too late for me to leave? ”

The owl nightjar also cried, and the faith he had been holding on to was destroyed by a tree fruit cake.

"Old cat, I don't ask for anyone in my life, I beg you once today. For the sake of our acquaintance, if you still have the strength to leave, remember to kill me first, don't leave your hands behind, and get to death. ”

The crying voice of the fast swimming frog came in a low voice, and Yu Xian and the others remembered that there was still a victim lying like mud over there.

Somehow, Yu Xian suddenly remembered the description of men's friendship in his previous life, what have carried guns together, prostitutes together, have they all been weak?

The so-called friendship of men is actually to have diarrhea together until they doubt life, right?

"Poof."