Chapter 14: Fart

However, it seemed that it was a lack of stamina, and the true qi in the dantian returned to silence after a mighty gallop in the body.

Xiao Ming grabbed the few remaining hooves on the plate without hesitation, gnawed them clean in one go, and after a full gap, there was a slight swelling of satisfaction and pleasure in his stomach that he had never felt since he had cultivated.

There was a movement in the dantian again, and the momentum was several times greater than last time, but after all, he was in the tavern, so it was not good to directly cross his legs and break through, so he simply sat on a chair with a glass of wine, commanding the mighty true qi in his body, and breaking through the shackles in his body.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

There were loud noises in Xiao Ming's body, and a circle of wind suddenly rose, swirling around Xiao Ming.

The shopkeeper heard a loud noise, and hurriedly ran down from the upstairs, Xiao Er also poked his head out of the door, only to see Xiao Ming sitting on a chair, holding a wine glass in his hand, staring blankly at the empty plate in front of him, and "Bang!" came out of his body. Bang! Bang! A whirlwind flew around out of thin air, blowing the tavern into a mess.

The shopkeeper's face changed, covering his mouth and nose and running upstairs, Xiao Er pinched his nose, in a dilemma, there happened to be a bunch of people eating melons around him, Xiao Er simply closed the door, stood outside the door and shouted loudly, "It's just a fart, nothing to look at!" Let's get out of the way! Something like that, and the crowd that heard the sound was evacuated.

Just when the crowd was about to break through the small second defense line, and the shopkeeper pinched his nose and hid in the corner shivering, a majestic voice reached the apex, "Bang!" Then a strong gust of wind broke through the closed door, and the roof of the tavern jumped three times, staggering before it could barely hold its ground.

Xiao Ming slowly accepted the magic skills and showed a smiling face with satisfaction.

This breakthrough has gained a lot, I thought that there would be no further peak of qi refining in the near future, but today it was easily broken by these hooves!

The true qi in the body condensed into drops of liquid, which slowly flowed away in the body, which was extremely gratifying.

Build a foundation!

"Squeak", the door of the tavern was pushed open, and Xiao Er and a group of melon-eating people, with big bright eyes, poked their heads and looked at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming's powerful cultivation on the first floor of the foundation was in his hand, his face was extremely thick, and he smiled slightly, which resolved the embarrassment of ordinary people who wanted to die of shame and indignation, "Xiao Er, this signature dish in the end is very good, let's put a few more plates!" ”

Xiao Er tentatively sniffed with his nose, it didn't seem to have the smell he imagined, gritted his teeth, stepped into the messy tavern in one step, knelt down in front of Xiao Ming with a "poof", and raised his head with tears streaming down his face, "Master!" We only have this one ingredient, and we really can't make it! Why don't you go another day, no, or go to the tavern across the street? ”

Xiao Ming sighed, as if he was a little sorry and regretful, but in the end, he nodded in Xiao Er's longing eyes, but his butt didn't move for half a minute, "What ingredients are you made of that signature dish at the end?" My little noble son has been crisscrossing the north and south of the country for many years, and he has never tasted such deliciousness! ”

Xiao Er pounded his head like garlic, and said again and again in his mouth, "Master, it's a sauce pig's trotters, and there are also on the other side!" Small business, you have a lot of adults, let us go! ”

The crowd eating melons outside the door has long been in chaos.

"This person is young and ordinary-looking, how can he release such an earth-shattering fart?"

"Sure enough, people can't look good......"

"By the way, why can't I feel the smell?"

"As the saying goes, stinky farts don't make a sound! The fart doesn't stink! The movement and scene just now are probably the most ancient and modern in the fart world......"

"A plate of pork trotters with sauce turned the tavern into this shape, and this person actually wants to have a few more plates......"

"I'm afraid this tavern is over......"

Looking at the melon-eating crowd pointing outside the door, Xiao Ming's old face turned red, his eyebrows twisted angrily, and he scolded Xiao Er, "Nonsense! Master, I traveled south and north, and that was also a character with a head and a face, what scene have you never seen? It's clearly not a sauce pig's trotters! What about the cook? Call your cook! ”

The shopkeeper's Xu is heard the movement and trotted all the way down from the upstairs, "Poof! He also knelt down in front of Xiao Ming, "Brother Gui! Your lord! Today's meal, even if it's a small one, please you, it's not easy to open this tavern for a small one! The whole family is counting on this tavern to live! Your lord! You're a big man! Let's let the little one go! ”

The people who eat melons were moved, and shouted and pleaded outside the door, "Your lord! You can let them go! ”

Xiao Mingfang was about to shoot the case, but he saw Xiao Er dragging someone towards him with great effort, "Your lord! Here comes the cook! ”

Xiao Er threw the person on the ground, wiping the sweat on his face, his face full of fear.

Xiao Ming glanced at the one lying on the ground, who looked quite similar to the one in Qinglong City, a small man, with a big belly, a fat face full of horizontal meat, and his mouth was still foaming at the mouth.

The people who eat melons have long been in an uproar.

"Who just said that stinky farts don't make sounds, and loud farts don't stink? Isn't this just a stun? ”

"This person is obviously stunned, if it's a stinky fart, how can it be cleaned up in the blink of an eye?"

"Just now, I was standing a hundred meters away, and I still felt a strong wind blowing on my face, not to mention this one, I must have been afraid of my liver and gallbladder, and I was fainted by a fart."

"Poor one, conscientious, hard work to cook for the guests, and be ...... by the guests"

In a silent silence, Xiao Ming patted his buttocks, got up leisurely, sighed, dropped a bag of gold coins, and walked away......

Skipping the melon-eating crowd and not mentioning it, Xiao Ming stroked his round belly, walked down the street, and walked leisurely towards the outside of the town.

Fang Cai's dish is very interesting.

An ordinary tavern, naturally it is impossible for that dish to appear.

There is no problem with the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, so the person who has a problem can only be the cook who has never met before, and the one who was dragged out by Xiao Er with foaming at the mouth proves his conjecture.

The chef who made that dish was Suzaku's person, and it seems that only Suzaku would know his whereabouts at the moment.

Feel a little weak? Or is there a danger to the places on that map, the destinations of your trip?

Therefore, Suzaku did not hesitate to risk exposure and make such a signature dish for himself?

Putting aside the danger for the time being, let's go back to this interesting dish, a piece of meat can make a breakthrough, and how similar is the last time I smoked the dragon meat from the "Lucky Ten Consecutive Draws"?

It is naturally impossible for Suzaku to make such a piece of meat through the system, that is to say, there is a ...... in this heaven and earth Warcraft?