Xiao Ming looked at the group of bandits who suddenly jumped out, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and shouted, "My life is over!" ”

Then he also learned from the female thief beside him, convulsed for a while, and held his breath.

The thieves in the forest came out, looking at the two people lying on the ground silently, and there was an uproar.

"The four masters, these two seem to be scared to death by us......"

The black-faced man was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you say that this son is insidious and cunning, powerful and powerful, vicious, weird and changeable, and is a party to the disaster, known as the Great Demon King?" Why did this die? The hundreds of millions of copper coins in hand, the endless treasure is gone? Those villagers are so hateful that they dare to lie about the military situation! ”

A white-faced man with two knives in his hand came and chuckled, "Brothers, don't panic, since this son is insidious and cunning, he will die for deception!" ”

Xiao Ming woke up slowly, scratched his head in confusion, and then got up and shouted, "Report to the king!" Own! I have intelligence! ”

The thieves were stunned again, and the black-faced man with a double axe kicked his head, but he kicked Xiao Ming's ass, "Be honest!" You kid, you are cunning, and you Hei Ye was stunned for a while, if it weren't for your kid who was still a little useful, Hei Ye would have sent you to see the king of Hades with this kick! ”

The thieves came back to their senses and pointed at Xiao Ming and scolded bitterly.

"The Great Demon King is really cunning, if it weren't for the wisdom and martial arts of the four masters, we would almost be on the road!"

"This thief is vicious by nature, wait to ask where the treasure is, kill this thief immediately!"

"We rob the rich and help the poor, do chivalrous righteousness, for the sake of the common people in the world, for the dawn of the people, that is to do our best! Dead and gone! We are so righteous! There is a heavenly help! Besides, there are four masters of wisdom and martial arts! The three masters are like gods! The big boss sits in the Chinese army! A small thief, you can destroy it! ”

When the female thief heard this, she jumped up, and before she heard her words, she was already a pear blossom with rain.

"Heroes, heroes, little women are looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally they are looking forward to you! The little girl was originally a villager under the mountain, because she was playful by nature, lingered in the mountains and rivers, obsessed with the glorious deeds of heroes and heroes, and was born as beautiful as a flower, she was twenty-eight years old, and was targeted by this thief all the way.

The little woman is a female stream, although the beauty is peerless, but she is powerless, and she is about to be poisoned by this thief, fortunately, all the heroes and heroes descended from the sky, and at the last moment, save the little woman from fire and water!

Although the little woman has the heart to repay the heroes and heroes for saving their lives, but the parents in the family want to wear it, and the children in the family are waiting to be fed, only in the next life to be a cow and a horse, and to repay the great kindness of today's heroes and heroes......"

All the thieves were furious when they heard this, and the black-faced man kicked Xiao Ming's ass again, only then did he turn his face and comforted him loudly, "The village girl doesn't cry!" If this thief is not killed, it is not enough to be angry! We will not spare him! ”

All the thieves shouted in unison, "The village girl doesn't cry!" We will not spare him! ”

When the female thief heard this, her head was full of black lines, covered her face with her sleeves, and left with tears.

The black-faced man kicked Xiao Ming's ass with hatred again, "This thief is so hungry and doesn't choose to eat, you can imagine how many women in the world have been poisoned by this thief, and today we will eliminate harm for the people!" Back to the cottage! ”

The thieves lifted Xiao Ming up and shouted in unison, "No! ”

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Xiao Ming, who was covering his ass and full of grief and indignation at the beginning, was now like ashes, and seemed to have accepted his fate, but when the thieves turned their heads to steal, he squinted his eyes and secretly glanced at this thief village that fell on the hillside.

A towering watchtower, with a half-height fence and a village-like thatched hut, stands out as a tall brick house.

There is a flat open space next to the brick house, with swords, guns, clubs, axes, swords, halberds, and eighteen kinds of weapons.

A shirtless man was waving his weapon and shouting loudly, and two young men who were no more than fifteen or sixteen years old were standing with towels in their hands with their eyebrows bowed.

The two teenagers saw the crowd carrying Xiao Minghao, and hurriedly ran to ask for warmth with a towel.

One after another, the men also collected their weapons and laughed loudly, "The big boss is really the son of destiny, and with a little trick, he captured the world's number one thief in one fell swoop." ”

"It is rumored that this thief is the world's largest thief, strong in martial arts, but specializes in fish and meat innocent people, and likes to steal women's intimate clothes. Drink its blood raw! ”

"The big boss is as evil as an enemy, takes the world as his own responsibility, and is considered to be a last resort, the soldiers are pointed, the attack is invincible, and he is invincible, and he is worthy of being a hero in the world!"

A middle-aged man in Tsing Yi, who was more like a private school teacher, walked out of the brick house, and with a wave of his big hand, all the thieves put Xiao Ming down and tied him, and then stuffed a towel in his mouth, and then spontaneously divided into two rows and stood on both sides of the big boss.

The big boss coughed slightly, and all the thieves applauded and responded enthusiastically.

The big boss's hands pressed down, and when he saw that everyone was quiet, the big boss coughed slightly, and then said softly, "Brothers! Remember our vows in the wind? ”

The bandits scratched their heads, silent.

The big boss coughed slightly, and said softly, "All for the sake of the world!" All for the dawn people! ”

The bandits were excited, and they all shouted, "All for the common people in the world!" All for the dawn people! ”

The big boss nodded, flicked his long sleeves, and roared angrily, "This person is a thief in the world!" Moths of the people! I don't know how many people have been robbed of the people's fat and people's ointment! The blood and sweat of the people! Can we say yes? ”

The bandits were excited, and they all shouted, "Don't agree!" ”

The big boss frowned again, "Although this person deserves to die, there are countless people who are fat and ointment, I don't know where this person is hidden, I see this person with a resolute face and a very backbone, but he is a ruthless character who doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin, do the brothers have a good plan?" ”

The black-faced man with a pair of giant axes crossed the crowd and roared angrily, "I have a pair of giant axes, which can open mountains and rivers, and I like ruthless characters who don't cry when they don't see the coffin!" ”

The big boss patted his head, "Fourth brother, how can you use brute force to extract a confession by torture?" As soon as your axe falls, your head flies, and the hard-earned money of hundreds of millions of people will also go with it. ”

But another white-faced man with two knives stepped out of the crowd and chuckled, "Big brother don't worry, I have a way to make four horses, lead their limbs with ropes, and drive the horses in all directions, this thief will be bent."

Halfway through, the cannon can be burned, and this thief will be cowardly. Halfway through, the pin is inserted, and the thief will be afraid. To half, it can make Ling Chi, and this thief will be cold. Halfway through it, let it be cooked, and the thief will be terrible. Halfway, you can be buried alive, this thief will be recruited, at this time, you can shoot Shen He. ”

The great joy of the big boss, "The third brother is talented, and he deserves to be a scholar!" The world is free of worries! Come! Prepare the horses! ”

Xiao Ming finally spit out the towel and shouted, "I'll move!" I've got it! ”

The big boss wrinkled his angry eyebrows and shouted, "Say! Where is the treasure? ”

Xiao Ming's state collapsed, crying silently, "All the treasures are hidden under the bed of my house, heroes, I am a stubborn body, and I have committed a heinous crime, and it is not a pity to die, but I pity my family's pair of beautiful as flowers, weak willows and wind, twenty-eight years old, unmarried daughter ......"

The big boss waved his hand, "Don't worry, as long as we get the treasure and save the people, after you die, we will ensure that your daughter is safe." Someone, kill this fang! ”

Xiao Ming hurriedly shouted, "A good man spares his life!" The treasure is all in the secret room under my bed, and this secret room is full of mechanisms, and if you break in, you will die. ”

The big boss frowned angrily and said angrily, "This thief is too insidious and cunning, come here, prepare the horse!" ”

Xiao Ming pulled off the beard sticking to his face and shouted in a sad voice, "Wait! Big boss! Ladies and gentlemen! Listen to me! ”

The big boss was furious, "What else is there to say? ”

Xiao Ming brewed a little, and sang sadly, "The villain lives in the village under the mountain, the family has a house and a field, and life is boundless, who knows that the big demon king, he is arrogant and unreasonable, occupies my big house and takes my field, and wants me to pretend to be the demon king to be the evil world, I came forward to theorize, and was beaten flat by him with a stick, my father came to turn his face with him, but he caught the demon world, I saved my father, only pretending to be the demon king to come to the front of the heroes, the villain's life is despicable, death is not pity, just pity my father, it is too hard to raise me alone, and I have not enjoyed family happiness, Instead, you have to return to heaven! ”

All the thieves were shocked and in an uproar.

"This person is so young, most of the results are fake, and the Great Demon King is really insidious and cunning, and he is full of tricks."

"I suddenly remembered my father, my mother left early, it was really bitter at that time, a handful of and urine pulled me up, and before I could enjoy any blessings, I just went away."

"Daddy! Mother! Children are not filial! ”

The big boss waved his big hand and roared angrily, "Brothers, this person is cunning and full of lies, don't be gullible. You say you're not the Great Demon King, but do you have a certificate? ”

Xiao Ming's face did not change, "Although the big demon king wants me to pretend to be him, I know that the people are miserable, never fill their pockets, you heroes can search at will, and the demon king is lustful, and he likes to steal women's underwear, but I know that in the troubled times, women are the most difficult, very respectful, never overstepping, so only a righteous body, not a little rouge gouache, you can also check it." ”

Seeing that all the thieves nodded one after another, Xiao Ming arched his hand, straightened up and pointed in the direction of the village.

"The king of Qiqi, the heroes of Qiqi, the demon king heard that you are wise and wise, and retreated in shock, but his treasures and minions are still in the world!

Most of the villagers in the villain village have been lured by the devil, and this time they pretended to be the demon king, which was the plan offered by the demons in the village, and many treasures were not brought back to the demon land, and they were all hidden in the hands of the demons!

May the king descend from heaven and fight it with the righteousness of Haoran, return the people of the world, and return the dawn of the people to a bright future! ”