Chapter 1: Here you can only become strong by eating
In the middle of the desert......
There is a lone shadow, which is a black stone cone that occupies a circle of about 10 meters and is more than 100 meters high, which is one of the symbols of the prosperity of the Quicksand Beauty Domain......
Today, however, there was a strange man in ragged clothes hanging on the roof, and from a distance, it looked like a rain of dancing flowers.
I think the man is probably a kind-hearted man, and when you see this burned land, he can't help but comfort him affectionately with his eyes, and kiss gently with his chapped lips.
Will it feel like he's overflowing with compassion?
Slowly......
You can see in his affectionate eyes that he did not dip his amorous tears into his eyes, but finally came to the surface of something unrelated, it must be a very delicious loaf of bread, as if the color had been baked and looked good.
And that big mouth has suddenly become strange!
If it was a kiss of sympathy and comfort, then he shouldn't have made a "chirp, chirp" motion, at least without respect and seriousness, and had to be disgusting enough to think of a pig's mouth, and shed some kind of transparent liquid, pulling a long line at the corner of his mouth.
Never mind...... It's disgusting, and the impression of him is indescribably terrible.
But for the victim, the man's impudence and blasphemy against her, she can forgive and forgive so much that she will not take it to heart!
She is the sin of the desert from the former quicksand beauty region to the desert now, and she has witnessed too many people during this period of travel, and there may be many inexplicable and wonderful people who are like this to her......
Sometimes they are ashamed to put a part of her in their mouths and devour it, even though that doesn't do them any good.
And the perverted and shameful man in front of him is called..."Gen,"
He had just crossed over from the distant three-dimensional earth, and he was a pure man made in China, but he took such a simple name because of his superstitious grandfather.
Gen's grandfather said a sentence when he was born: This son is born with a bright eye, and he is determined to be an extraordinary person, and if he has good luck, he can use the earth's qi to nourish him......
I think the name "root" is the best, that is, between the feet on the ground, it is like falling to the ground, absorbing the endless flow of earth qi, so as to accumulate a steady stream of luck and wait for it to explode.
However, this so-called outbreak of good fortune was twenty-one years late, and only then did a mysterious light descend and travel with his body to the current two-dimensional world......
In a two-dimensional world where food culture is very dominant.
Here, his body shape and appearance have somewhat changed from three-dimensional characteristics to two-dimensional characteristics.
And there are two more mysterious powers on his body, the brain map and the blade of thought, he knows that this is the benefit after the crossing, not to mention that now the traverser will wear the buff to open the hanging!
What makes him strange is that there is no system to allow things and fight monsters to upgrade, what makes him even more puzzled is to eat, keep eating, only by giving full play to his eating instinct, he can find the point of going home, time still returns to the original point, otherwise .......
For such a threatening request, Gen didn't care too much, and even had the opportunity to go back, and the time would not change, so it was a big deal to eat.
Anyway, I was already a foodie when I was born in China, and now I have become a two-dimensional animation person, so it's already a cow's take-off, and it's too late to be happy.!
And if you don't eat a wasteland, the sea is dry and rotten, what is the difference between that and a rotten salted fish? Waste scum that can't even be eaten?
So Gen is very yearning for this place and is willing to accept all the rules of this world!
So he did not reject the power in the underworld, and let it guide him......
He began to realize what people call hunger, strength, thirst, and oxygen...... Even longer lifespan, as if these can be solved in the quickest and most perfect solution in delicious food.
And this solution is to get a mysterious energy from food, which can then be converted into ingredients in the body that the body needs.
Of course, Gen is still unaware of the mysterious energy called gourmet energy.
Came into the world
He quickly obtained a certain degree of certification, because he found that there seemed to be a strange reaction in his body, which was like the power stored in the body, which was suddenly converted into water and transported to the whole body, replenishing the water taken away by the hot sun on the body, preventing dehydration and even death!
Otherwise, he would have been baked into a cookie by the scorching sun!
However, he also found that there were sequelae after the conversion of energy.
I just feel that my whole body has been hollowed out all at once, and everywhere is empty, and it also makes people feel extremely hungry, and I really want to eat to replenish some kind of strength!
So the red sand turned into a piece of delicious bread in his eyes, and if there was milk butter on it, it would naturally be those small green plants that were alive after struggling desperately in the desert.
I don't know how long it took to do this.
At this time, Gen began to lick the saliva between the corners of his mouth and said to himself.
"But...... If I had to add a bottle of '92 frozen milk beer, I would have to keep it in front of me, and although I had a strong feeling that I could get the coolness I wanted in the food, I wanted to drink at the same time...... I don't know if the taste of wine can be found in food! ”
suddenly
"Whew... Call...... Rustling!! - "The wind began to blow.
Sensing a gust of wind that seemed to be aimed at his spearhead, Gen raised his head and searched.
"Huh! What's going on here? Don't....... ”
He was surprised to find that the wind here had a color, and the red with a little dull yellow looked like the bread below!
But before he had time to think about it, his eyes instinctively closed in the next moment, and then it became an unbearable pain, and his whole face seemed to be hot from countless grains of sand.
"Ah...... It hurts! ”
At this moment, he realized something, at least the pain made him sober up a little.
"It's an endless desert, right?" "But I think I'm lucky!" Well...... At least two things must not be my hallucinations. ”
He began to open his eyes boldly, hoping that what he was expecting was not an illusion born of his heart, and he didn't want his eyes to play ridiculous jokes with him.
The first thing that catches your eye is already a real desert, no longer bread dipped in cream and bubbling temperatures.
"I remember when I came, I saw an eagle flying in the sky, and I noticed that two big snakes found me below, and even the eagle attacked me when I was like this!"
As he spoke, Gen began to look up at the sky and down at the desert.
So he found out that all of this was real!
It turns out that he can be a lucky man, at least today is a good start to his life.
Lao Tzu can finally eat meat, and my mother no longer has to worry about whether I will gain weight.
At this time, he couldn't help but lick his lips, and completely forgot that his lips were covered with sand.
It was a remnant of the wind, and he used his tongue to carry the grains of sand into his mouth and walked around several times.
"Quack!"
When a crisp sound came from the mouth of the root, it seemed that the teeth had collided with something, so he made a very embarrassed expression on his face, and said unexpectedly: "Oh, how can there be sand grains?" Puff puff...... Bah! Hurriedly spit it out.
He also said, "Men must be self-reliant and have big dreams, how can they eat sand?" However, that rattling sensation still makes my gums twitch and my nerves tighten. ”
The next thing is how to eat them.
Then you have to go back to the surface first!
But Gen finds himself in a situation where he now seems like a good opportunity to fight.
Of course, if you go down this black thing like this, you will lose this opportunity, and you can only eat the snake meat below!
"That's it! That's really nerve-wracking, but I'm from Greater China, and I'm a person who really doesn't have immunity to eating, so I can only go through the mountains and fires, rain or shine.
And I'm going to do it all for you today.
Because I'm serious, and I'm so stingy that I can't accept your attitude towards me as an outsider! ”
Yes, both the snake and the eagle are hunting his every move and are reluctant to leave.
But
Their hunting is a joke to the roots, considering that there is no such creature that dares to provoke Chinese foodies head-on.
If there is, it has become a stupid joke.
Just like today's challenger crayfish, they are undergoing endangered sanctions but still have to make stupid resistance, relying on terrifying fecundity to grow the team, but they don't know how many people's bellies are filled with their stupid ideas.
Of course, some scared guys don't dare to challenge Chinese foodies, so they can only choose to flee.
For example, oysters wearing anti-aircraft armor could only run rampant in Denmark after escaping from Chinese soil; Salmon covered with tooth marks only dared to flood Australia after escaping Chinese waters; Hairy crabs, who lost their arms and legs, chose to regroup in Germany after escaping from China's beaches.