Chapter 101: Scratching Your Head and Posing
"Squeak-"
The door of Zhuangzi slowly opened, and a scantily clad woman poked her head out, she held a half-moon fan, leaning against the door, and her bandeau dress was split on the outside of her slender thighs, revealing her fair skin, which was extremely tempting!
When she saw Sun Wukong and the others in a circle outside the door, the woman subconsciously shrank her head, and asked as if she was a little scared: "May I ask you what is the matter?" ”
"Amitabha, this donor, the little monk happened to be passing by Guizhuang, can you make it convenient and give me some food?" Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed, his hands were folded, and he sang the Buddha's name, pretending to be the same.
"I see!" A gentle smile suddenly appeared on the woman's face, pushed open the hidden door, and invited: "Why bother, the little master can come in and have a light meal!" ”
"Donor, we're fasting!" Sun Wukong seemed to be addicted, his humanoid appearance and wooden monk's demeanor really gave people a feeling of honesty, and he shook his head and refused: "Please also ask the donor to give us some fasting food!" ”
"Ho ho ho, what a coincidence, we also eat fast!"
Another voice suddenly came from inside the door, Sun Wukong and the others subconsciously raised their eyes, and saw a woman leading the other five slowly to the door, standing sideways, on the side of the skirt slit, revealing a seductive whiteness.
"Monk? We are all cultivators, so what does it matter if we have a light meal together! ”
"That's it, why don't you stay after eating and let's communicate with each other?"
One by one, the women said and grabbed Sun Wukong, the shoulders of the pig Gangguan, and pushed them into the house.
"In that case, then we might as well be respectful!" A smile appeared on Sun Wukong's face, which made Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing on the side subconsciously shiver.
"Bang-" The group entered under the coercion of the warbler Yanyan, the gate was closed heavily, and a loud noise was made, startling a mountain bird resting in the forest outside, and flew to the west with its wings "snapping".
When I entered the house, I found that it was very spacious, and there was a table of eight immortals in the hall, and the girls led the four masters and apprentices to the table and left the hall one by one.
After a while, one after another fragrant dishes were served, which made Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing, who were sitting in danger, widen their eyes and couldn't help swallowing their saliva.
Several women seemed to be sophisticated, and one by one they put the dishes on the table with extremely seductive movements, or deliberately bent at ninety degrees to reveal a deep groove, or brushed the pig's face with the long sleeves of yarn, or deliberately twisted their buttocks with graceful steps and slowly left.
It's a pity that a stone Monkey King, a wooden Sha Wujing, two infatuated Chen Xuanzang and Zhu Gangguan, plus hungry for a day and a night, four pairs stared directly at the dishes on the table.
The deliberate seduction and hinting actions of this group of women are nothing more than flattering the blind to see.
The buttocks are all twisted, and the four of them don't even take a look, and the angry woman's nose is crooked!
"Hello~!"
One of the women gritted her teeth, seemed to be very unwilling, her face turned around, revealing a charming smile that was as gentle as water, and called softly to Chen Xuanzang, the soft voice was like a cat meow, full of temptation, blinked her eyes gently, threw away a wink, and triggered people's infinite reverie.
"Hello, this benefactor!" Chen Xuanzang raised his head, happened to meet the woman's flattering eyes, was slightly stunned, put down the bowl in his hand, and said with concern: "May I ask if you have been blinking your eyes just now, have you entered the sand?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the woman's face suddenly froze.
"Poof!"
Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, and when he saw Chen Xuanzang looking at him strangely, he hurriedly waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
The situation just now reminded him of the scene in the Lotus Cave of Wuzhi Mountain not long ago.
At that time, Chen Xuanzang asked him to help subdue the evil dragon Little White Dragon, in order to show his power and fear, Sun Wukong once threatened: "...... Back then, I held two watermelon knives in my hand and cut them from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, cutting back and forth for three days and three nights, which was a river of blood! But I just started the knife in my hand, and I didn't blink a finger! ”
In order to show that he kills without blinking.
As a result, Chen Xuanzang, a kid, didn't know if he had a hole in his brain or a limited IQ, so he asked in a daze: "If you don't blink your eyes for so long, will your eyes be dry?" ”
Good fellow, I almost him off.
Is he talking about the question of whether the eyes will dry out? He said that he killed people without blinking!
Look at these monsters again, and throw flattery to this stupid boy, it's better for you to show the blind than to throw it to him! Laughing to death my grandson! Hahahaha!
Chen Xuanzang looked at Sun Wukong covering his face and his shoulders trembling, and couldn't help but say, "It's really okay?" ”
"It's okay, what can I do?" Sun Wukong raised his head suddenly, his forcible smile was swept away, and he patted Chen Xuanzang's shoulder with righteous words, and said with a pun: "Master, you can eat with confidence, it's okay!" ”
"Oh!" Chen Xuanzang stared at Sun Wukong with suspicion on his face for a while, and then turned his head to look at the woman who opened the door on the main seat in front of him and said: "Amitabha, thank you for your generosity, these three are my inferior disciples, how offended, I hope you will forgive me!" ”
After speaking, he hurriedly lowered his head and ate the dishes and rice in front of him, for fear that several women would discover his abnormality.
In Chen Xuanzang's eyes, these monsters are all charming beauties, all of them are the likes of the beautiful women's painted skin, and the demonic energy overflowing behind them is surging, condensing into a devouring spider under Chen Xuanzang's gaze, but they still scratch their heads and make gestures.
If it were really some women, it would be fine, big insects and big spiders were showing off their demeanor and courting in estrus in front of their eyes, Chen Xuanzang, as a normal person, could not change his face, and vomiting without being on the spot was already extremely bearable.
As for asking him to respond to the other party? I'm afraid it's not a dream!
"Everyone is a cultivator, as it should be!"
The woman on the main seat smiled, stared at the three of Sun Wukong, and unexpectedly found that the demonic energy overflowing behind the three of them was slowly churning, condensed into a fire-eyed King Kong, a red-eyed wild boar, and a hideous fish monster, the smile on her face froze, and she couldn't help but tremble, and a thought flashed subconsciously in her heart:
It turned out to be of the same race, no wonder there was no fear! It's a pity that I'm a black widow, not to mention the same race, even the same kind, I also eat!
And Sun Wukong, who no longer used his afterglow and divine thoughts to observe the surroundings all the time, suddenly discovered the woman's abnormality, and smiled coldly in his heart:
The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, and the labor and management can't beat the truth, so he is forced to follow this stupid boy to get the truth, but even you little spiders dare to look down on my grandson? Just let your grandpa out of anger!