Chapter 1, The Tomato Who Talks in Sleep

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"Dog minion, hurry up and serve Uncle Ben."

"It's coming, it's coming."

Xiao Liuguang ran to the kitchen with a helpless face.

It's a small kitchen, about six or seven square meters, with dim lighting, but it's very clean.

The kitchen utensils were neatly arranged on the stovetop, and next to the stove was a basket with a bunch of tomatoes.

Why a group?

Because one of these tomatoes can speak.

And he still has the tone of an uncle, he simply treats Xiao Liuguang as his slave, and he is a massage and a spa, which is even more chic than people's lives.

For such an uncle-like tomato, according to Xiao Liuguang's temper in the past, he had to have three knives and six holes, and give him a five-horse corpse.

But now he can't, now he has to offer this tomato like an uncle, after all, the punishment of JJ being ten centimeters short is really something Xiao Liuguang can't bear.

Xiao Liuguang was helpless.

You said that crossing is also crossing, as soon as you cross over and become a slave-like character, the key is that the uncle is still a stinky tomato, this feeling is even more depressing than being grassed by 10,000 teddies.

This is a parallel space similar to the earth, and when he just crossed over, Xiao Liuguang was also quite excited, he originally thought that he would be like those time-traveling novels he had seen before.

For example, the protagonists of "I'm a Big Star", "My Sister is a Big Star", and "The King of Entertainment", through what they know, through the so-called Dogecoin system, they pretend to be slapped in the face all the way in this world.

Singing, dancing, and filming can do anything, become a superstar in this world, stand at the pinnacle of life, soak all the beauties in the world, and spend all the wealth in the world.

But what he didn't expect was that this Dogecoin system made him a slave of a tomato, once the tomato uncle was angry, his JJ was ten centimeters shorter, and he still couldn't grow the kind.

Xiao Liuguang's fiery temper was righteous, and he chose to accept it righteously at that time.

After all, JJ is ten centimeters shorter, and he doesn't want to live his life without being a man or a woman in the future.

"Didn't you eat? I don't know how to use some strength? ”

Just when Xiao Liuguang was thinking wildly, the tomato uncle opened his mouth angrily.

Xiao Liuguang was angry in his heart, but he couldn't make this uncle angry, he had to suppress the anger in his heart, secretly added a little strength to his hand, and slowly massaged this tomato uncle.

Sometimes, he even wanted to slam his forces and turn this uncle into a Rotten Tomatoes, but the punishment for that task was too terrible.

For the sake of his future manly life, he has to grovel now.

"Uncle Tomato, how about you look at this strength?"

Xiao Liuguang held the fist-sized tomato in his hand, and his ten fingers were linked, and the strength was even.

After massaging this uncle every day, Xiao Liuguang's massage skills have increased greatly, and sometimes he even thinks that if he really has nothing to eat in the future, he can open a massage and health care shop, and he will definitely make a lot of money.

"Hmph, this strength is a little bit good, young man, let me tell you, like you, who does things half-heartedly, fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, will definitely hit the street in the future."

"Yes, yes, uncle, you're right."

"Ouch, do you want to kill Uncle Ben? Uncle Ben's smooth and beautiful skin has been sunken down by you. ”

Xiao Liuguang hurriedly relaxed his strength a little.

"Uncle, what do you think of it now?"

There was no response.

Xiao Liuguang asked again, but still didn't answer.

After a while, there was a slight snoring in the small kitchen.

Xiao Liuguang's face suddenly darkened.

Uncle is uncle, Nima's, and he fell asleep.

Xiao Liuguang gently put the sleeping tomato at the top of the basket, and at this time it was like the king of the world, arrogant.

"System, Lao Tzu has been serving this uncle for a whole week, shouldn't that task be completed?"

"No, your mission is still in the initial stage, and you can only truly complete this task if you complete Tomato's wish."

"Nima's, how does Lao Tzu know what this ghost tomato's wish is, aren't you a system? Don't you know the desire to spy on it? ”

"Tell the host, this system doesn't have this function."

"I'm Rinima, so what else do I want from you?"

"The host can choose to terminate the contract with the system."

"Then let's terminate the contract."

"The host's intention to terminate the contract is detected, and after the contract is terminated, the host's task will automatically fail, and JJ will be ten centimeters shorter, does the host still choose to terminate the contract?"

"Don't cancel the contract, don't cancel the contract."

Xiao Liuguang rolled his eyes in anger, but he couldn't help it.

"Haha......"

The system suddenly burst into a smug laugh.

Every time.

Sometimes Xiao Liuguang even wonders if this so-called punishment of ten centimeters for a short JJ is made up by the system, and its purpose is to prevent himself from terminating the contract with him.

After all, this system that only allows you to talk to the ingredients is really useless.

The most important thing is that Nima's ghost system doesn't even allow him to do anything else, so he can only guard this dilapidated little restaurant, talk to the ingredients in the kitchen, and fulfill their wishes.

Nima's!

The devil knows what they want!

Xiao Liuguang angrily drew countless circles in his heart, cursing the ghost system, cursing the dead tomatoes, rotten tomatoes, and stinky tomatoes.

When he first received this task, Xiao Liuguang didn't ask the stinky tomato with a shy face what it wanted.

But the uncle didn't pay attention to him at all, once he asked about this time, the stinky tomato was extremely angry, just like the extreme anger of a person who was caught by Xiao Jiujiu.

Xiao Liuguang has no choice, it seems that this task has to be carried out step by step, and he can only serve that Tomato Uncle for the time being.

"Sister Winter Melon, where are you, I miss you so much."

"Sister Winter Melon, this is the seventh day, three hours, fifteen minutes, and eight seconds since we were apart."

"Sister Winter Melon, do you know that since I first saw you, I have fallen in love with you deeply."

"Sister Winter Melon."

"Sister Winter Melon."

At this point, it was snoring again.

Xiao Liuguang was shocked in his heart!

This Rotten Tomatoes is in heat, right?

He vaguely seemed to grasp something.

Does this Rotten Tomatoes wish have anything to do with this winter melon sister?

Xiao Liuguang quietly looked at the tomato that was snoring there, and couldn't help but laugh proudly.

Hehe, this Nima is still a dreaming tomato.

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