Dirty, really dirty, Mao Xiaotian didn't expect Tian Doudou to have such a dirty side.

Can you put that thing in your hand? That thing is placed in ...... Well, after each run, washing with laundry detergent will be cleaner and won't make your pants yellow.

"Take it." Mao Xiaotian casually threw out a peach pit.

"Thank you...... How is this a peach pit? Tian Doudou's excited smile was just a flash in the pan, and after seeing it clearly, he showed a bitter face.

"Ignorance." Mao Xiaotian had long forgotten that he had also come from ignorance, and said: "The peach pit has 20% of the essence of the peach, knock it open and give it to Mengmeng to eat......"

"My brother, it's Niu Niu, who is Meng Meng?" Tian Doudou reminded.

"I've told you how many times, don't care about these details." Mao Xiaotian patted Tian Doudou's head fiercely and said, "Niuniu, as long as you take out the peach kernels and let Youyou eat them, the transformation is more than enough." ”

"Who is Yoyo...... Tian Doudou was stunned and said, "Brother, I found that your private life seems to be very exciting......

"Wonderful your sister...... Mao Xiaotian patted his head again and said angrily.

Deliberately not knowing? No sense of humor at all...... Well, that's right.

"Brother, don't fight...... Tian Doudou hurriedly took a step back, and then asked excitedly: "Brother, this peach kernel is okay?" ”

"Hmm."

"Thank you my brother, haha...... It's good that Shuk I'm getting rid of being single......"

"Alliance Leader ......" Zhang Tianhu and the others saw Tian Doudou's success, and their eyes naturally shone brightly.

"Needless to say, I know you want to advance too." Mao Xiaotian interrupted Zhang Tianhu's words and said, "You better behave well, and we'll talk about it later." ”

"But......" The two were a little disappointed, looked at Tian Doudou with a smile on his face, and stopped talking.

Mao Xiaotian patted Tian Doudou's shoulder and said: "As the so-called law does not blame the public, this reward is also the same reason, giving it is equal to not giving, and being a friend is equal to having no friends, besides, Tian Doudou is my first little brother, it is reasonable to give him some rewards in advance, you don't want to be envious, as long as you behave well, good things will not be missing you." ”

After saying that, I secretly groaned, well, what's wrong today? It seems that his understanding is much higher, and he actually said such philosophical words, admiring himself.

"This ...... Well, don't worry, let's see how we perform in the future. Although the two of them are still envious of Tian Doudou, the alliance leader has a fist...... The leader of the alliance was the largest, so he had to give up stupidly, and finally promised.

"Brother...... Thank you. ”

Tian Doudou was rendered by Mao Xiaotian's words, choked up with emotion, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Brother, you are so good, although you always beat me, you are really good to me...... Woohoo......"

"Don't be moved." Mao Xiaotian smiled slightly, patted Tian Doudou's shoulder and said, "After all, you will go first when you are sent to death." ”

"............" Tian Doudou snorted back again.

"Congratulations to the Alliance Leader."

Mao Xiaotian left, waved his sleeves and didn't take away a cloud, he came naturally, and walked freely......

Zhang Tianhu and the others have been completely obedient and have incomparable respect for Mao Xiaotian.

As for the affairs of the alliance, let them toss, Mao Xiaotian is just trying to solve the problem of living expenses when he is the leader of the alliance. As long as there is no big mess and he doesn't do anything hurtful, he doesn't bother to worry about it. After becoming an immortal, his gaze is higher and farther, and the fairy world is more fun, and he occasionally goes to someone's house to steal...... Borrow something and have fun.

Well, you have to pull up Sun Wukong, after all, in the fairy world where there are many immortals and dogs, his strength is not too strong, and he needs to have a strong partner.

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"Two cakes."

"Thirty thousand."

"The teacher wore his pants back today, and he will definitely make your blood lose everything." The proud Tang Seng grabbed a card, and after looking at it, he threw it out in disappointment: "Seven." ”

"Master, I forgot to tell you, mine is a red trouser, I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed." The little white dragon drew the cards with a smile, and then threw them out: "Nine cakes." ”

"I didn't expect you to come prepared, but I'm not bad." When it was the turn of the sand monk to draw cards, he did not have a trace of fear.

"What? Could it be that the third senior brother has a red belt? The little white dragon asked suspiciously.

"Nope." Sha Seng shook his head, opened his shirt and said: "There is nothing red at home, I went out and stole this, you be careful, today I have a fate with the second cake." ”

Tang Seng and the three of them had black lines on their faces, and it turned out to be a red bra......

Alas...... When they met their opponents, in order to win, there was nothing wrong with them, Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong showed a vigilant look, and subconsciously grabbed the two cakes in their cards in their hands.

"This round is not nonsense, and the next round is nonsense, let you live a little longer, thirty thousand." Sha Seng threw out the card, turned his head and asked, "Senior brother, what are you bringing?" ”

"I've got a brain...... Sun Wukong looked at the three of them with disdain, and said: "After becoming a Buddha, your IQ has been in arrears, I really don't know how to do it, seven cakes." ”

"I'm nonsense...... Haha......" Tang Seng pushed away his cards, laughed and said: "For the teacher, is the IQ in arrears winning?" Give money ......"

"Alas......"

The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth grinned, a little helpless. Suddenly, a figure came into the corner of his eye, only to see him slam over the table and shout, "Qingtian, why are you here?" ”

Mao Xiaotian was stunned, he did come in directly without knocking on the door, this is nothing, but ...... Why is Sun Wukong so excited?

"That...... After a trip, are you playing mahjong? ”

"Don't play, don't play, what are you playing, sit down ......"

Sun Wukong was extremely enthusiastic, which made Mao Xiaotian a little unable to adapt.

After sitting down, the sand monk and the little white dragon also showed a gentle smile to him, which made him wonder even more.

Definitely problematic......

Only Tang Seng's face was pale, and he sat there motionless.

"Dead monkey ......" Tang Seng stood up violently and glared at Sun Wukong angrily, startling Mao Xiaotian.

"What are you staring at me?" Sun Wukong said with a hippie smile.

"You lifted the cards." Tang Seng pointed at the scattered mahjong with trembling fingers, and said angrily: "I fooled you to lift the cards, is it a trick?" No, give money. ”

"What are you talking about?" Sun Wukong said with a puzzled face: "Aren't I happy to see Qingtian coming, as for being angry?" Besides, what are you talking about? Why didn't I see it, and who did? ”

"You lai-skin monkey, do you want to play tricks? Hmph......" Tang Seng sneered, turned his head and said, "Little White Dragon, Sha Seng, you tell him, what am I talking about." ”

"Didn't see, didn't see ......"

The two shook their heads in unison, looking at Tang Seng very cutely.

"You ...... I'm angry to be a teacher......" Tang Seng covered his chest in pain, took a few deep breaths, and said: "Come, sit down, and reason with you for the teacher......"

Mao Xiaotian seems to understand......