The happiest way to live in this world is to have endless money, endless days, wear gold and silver, and be carefree. There is no need to take responsibility for the prosperity of the family.

In ancient times, the winners of life who met the above conditions were those who were famous and had no power. In modern times, it is a rich second generation who has no ambitions and is comfortable and enjoyable after inheriting a share.

Li Xianyu is a dignified descendant of the war spirit, the most noble young man in the bloodline world, his father is a half-step pole, his grandmother is the pinnacle of the pole, his grandfather is the head of the Buddha, his sister is the emperor of the Ten Thousand Demon League, and now even his adoptive father is a deep-water old king who has been diving for 20 years. Looking at his peers all over the world, there is no young man with a more prominent identity than him.

But in the half year since he stepped into the bloodline realm, he has not enjoyed the slightest blessing, he has died twice, and he has been hanging up for two months in the middle, along the way, cutting wires with kitchen knives in his hand, and sparks and lightning along the way.

It's simply the way for the second generation of demons to survive, and what is too much is that there are countless reasoning in the middle. Anyway, I will arrange a criminal officer of the Great Song Dynasty, or a detective Conan.

I'm a science student, and my brain is running out.

Li Xianyu thought in his heart, silently took out his mobile phone, and searched: Who is the criminal officer of Da Song Ti.

After the search, I was surprised, it turned out that the criminal officer of the Great Song Dynasty was not Di Renjie, and it was not Bao Zheng...... I was ashamed for a few seconds, I was really a failure in the nine-year compulsory education industry chain.

"Oops, there's wild boars. Thunder Battle Ji exclaimed in surprise.

The grass on the side of the steps swayed, and a cute little round boar, the size of half an adult's arm, lowered its head and sniffed to itself, as if it was foraging.

Maoshan is a first-class scenic spot, a provincial forest park, and it is not uncommon to have wild boars.

"It's so cute. Thunder Zhan Ji smiled, put her arm through the belly of the little wild boar, held it up, and rubbed it vigorously in her arms.

The baby wild boar has vertical stripes on its body, and the overall color is gray, typical of Asian wild boars. The hair is thicker than that of domestic pigs, and it is not fat, but it is not lightweight. It had a few dead leaves, and somehow it had been captured by the hateful human female, and was stumbling and screaming in terror.

Grandma leaned over and took a few looks, then lost interest: "It's dirty, what's so nice about this thing." ”

Li Xianyu gave his grandmother a popular science in time: "This thing is a national second-class protected animal, and in some countries it is even an endangered animal." ”

Grandma began to sigh again, the vicissitudes of life, all things change, thinking that twenty years ago, this thing could be seen everywhere in the mountains, abounding. In just 20 years, it has become a protected animal?

"What about me, what about me. Cuihua jumped in front of Li Xianyu and motioned him to look at his pretty and heroic face: "Am I protecting animals?"

Li Xianyu didn't answer, turned his head and went to play with the little wild boar.

Cuihua tugged at his sleeve and shook it vigorously: "What about you, what level of protected animal am I?"

Li Xianyu had to turn his head and look at her, "Why humiliate yourself." ”

"What do you mean. ”

"You are a Chinese pastoral cat, there is no rank, not a protected animal. ”

Cuihua immediately shook off his hand angrily and stomped her feet: "What do you mean, can't I even compare to a pig?"

Li Xianyu explained: "Not really, it's the status gap between races, which has little to do with you personally." ”

Cuihua said, "That means that in the eyes of you humans, cats are no better than pigs." We cats catch mice for you, protect the dealer, how can we not even be as good as pigs. Phew, humans with wolf hearts and dog lungs. ”

Having had the experience of being abandoned by humans, Cuihua's attitude towards humans is not disgusting, but she has enough understanding of the inferiority of human beings, and words similar to mocking humans come out of her mouth a lot more often.

"Humans are not bad for you cats, kept at home, served by fine clothes and food, do you know how expensive cat food is, and cat litters, and other messy objects. In the past, you caught rats for humans, but now feng shui takes turns, and it's time for you to be a star-aiming man. ”

"Then why do cats have no hierarchy and are not protected animals. Cuihua was worried about this.

"You first figure out the meaning of protecting animals, this is not a glorious thing, one day your Chinese pastoral cat is about to become extinct, and it can also be listed as a protected animal, but compared to this false name, the prosperity of the race is the king. ”

"Seems to be right. Cuihua tilted her head, thought about it, and was persuaded by Li Xianyu.

"Although the cat is a blessing, but after all, it is a pet, when the owner likes it, it can climb on the owner to poop and pee, but when the owner does not like it, it will be discarded. After all, there can be many pets, there are folded ears cats, Garfield, Persian cats, and so on. Thunder Zhan Ji interjected coldly, and after speaking, he said an exaggerated "oops": "The Chinese pastoral cat doesn't even seem to have the qualifications to be a pet." ”

Cuihua stomped her foot: "What do you mean, do you want to fight?" ”

"Fighting is something that savage cats do, and ladies disdain it...... Damn, dead cat, you dare to hit me. "Thunder Zhan Ji was punched out by a king eight punches. She had already expected Cuihua to make a move, and raised her arm to block in advance, but the difference in strength was huge, and her body could not release her strength, and the person flew into the bushes outside the steps.

After getting along for so long, the temperament between each other is naturally understood, and the harem group is the most savage in Cuihua, she was originally a little wild cat, full of wildness, and she would fight if she didn't agree with each other.

"Ming people don't say dark words, Ben Meow is going to kill you. The wind blew up, and the emerald flowers swooped down.

The two long, beautiful legs with strong hips flickered in the mountains and forests, sometimes fighting in the treetops, sometimes fighting on the steps below, and sometimes appearing on the rocks far away.

"Zhan Ji is already S-level?" Li Xianyu turned his head, turned his head, turned sideways, kept adjusting his field of vision, and easily followed the figures of the two concubines.

"Grandma, when you evaluated Zhan Ji in the past, you said that she was going to step into the S-rank, but it would take two or three years to say the least, but in less than half a year, she was the S-class. Li Xianyu was quite pleased.

Glancing at him, Grandma said angrily: "If you are any person, follow you, and you will experience the test of life and death three times and twice, and your cultivation will rise greatly." ”

Crisis can stimulate the potential of the human body the most, grandma calculated, Thunder Zhan Ji has been ambiguous with Li Xianyu since he was ambiguous, and he has experienced many life and death tests, and he can survive every time, so it is not surprising that it is beneficial to cultivation, even if it is a pig, after being forced to pit a few times, it is time to learn to be smart.

"But it still doesn't seem to be able to beat Cuihua, don't you help your girlfriend?" grandma teased.

"Help a ball, help this offend that, let them toss themselves. Li Xianyu sat on the steps, held a cigarette, and didn't light it.

"The husband is not right, and the family is restless. Grandma took the opportunity to raise her face and avenge the education she had just received: "But it's okay, men with good fortune ignore the bullshit in the back house, just leave it to grandma, I will beat them both, and they will be well-behaved." I have beaten the daughter-in-law of the second generation, and I have also beaten your grandmother. I've gotten my hands dirty. ”

In the past 120 years, my grandmother has always been the No1 in the back house of the Li family, and she has seen a lot of the aggressive daughter-in-law when she marries the door, and she will be able to obey her teaching in a few months. Even if the heirs of the past generations dote on their daughters-in-law, they don't dare to have the slightest resentment, and when they face the complaints of their wives' pillow winds, they will reply: What's the use of telling me, you can just be trained alone, do you still want to drag me to suffer together.

The male protagonist and the female protagonist, there has been a tradition since ancient times, and the affairs of the back house are usually the final say of the previous king, such as the queen mother, such as the main mother. From the word "rite", men are not qualified to take care of the affairs of the house.

You've been looking for an opportunity to beat them up for a long time.

Li Xianyu hurriedly hugged her grandmother, her face felt her soft abdomen: "Don't don't, you can watch the play with me, but don't make a move." ”

Grandma blushed and twisted her body vigorously: "Let go, little brute." ”

Pushing Li Xianyu away, he hurriedly took a few steps back, stroked his clothes, blushed, and glared: "If you dare to move your hands and feet again, interrupt your move." ”

Li Xianyu, who felt that today was different from the past, sighed silently and sat on the steps, his expression a little lonely.

I think that at the beginning, when he was closest to his grandmother, when he brought her back from the Shangqing faction, he walked for 20 minutes, and held her hand for 20 minutes.

Everyone is a great-grandson, why are you so good, why!!

And now, just hug it gently, and grandma reacted so much.

This kind of cold palace is not pleasant.

Grandma glanced at it quietly, a little soft-hearted, no matter what, she always has a preference for this generation, which is not comparable to previous generations. But soon she abandoned the soft-heartedness that she lost, and since she had made up her mind to correct the relationship between the two, she couldn't have soft-hearted emotions.

When the judgment is constantly suffering, it is chaotic.

So I found a topic to change the atmosphere: "Today's women are more thoughtful, more independent, and more interesting than before." Actually, it's a good thing. ”

Li Xianyu couldn't understand her feelings, he was just a mobile piledriver born in the new era, in his opinion, Thunder Zhan Ji and Cuihua are very interesting, each with its own spirituality, ancient men may be able to enjoy the blessings of Qi people, but the kind of woman who is bound by rules and regulations is actually not interesting.

Speaking of fun, Xia Xiaoxue is the most aura girl he has ever seen.

Taste the turtle operation, the other party can immediately understand in seconds, maybe you can get started immediately, how interesting. It's like Zhan Ji, who has no aura, and she can't react for a long time.

The little wild boar slipped away without saying a word, and was caught back by the sharp-eyed Li Xianyu, "Grandma, are you hungry?" ”

Grandma rolled her eyes: "I won't be hungry, but I want to eat." ”

"What a coincidence, I want to eat it too. ”

Hand up and knife down.

Half an hour later, the aromatic roasted wild boar is ready.

The little wild boar walked peacefully, without any pain, and was taken away directly with the magic weapon short knife. Barrels of mineral water are used to clean the offal, and the pig's offal is a good thing, but unfortunately there is no pot here, and the pork offal soup cannot be made. So Li Xianyu buried the internal organs and the pig's head together, and the dust returned to the dust, and did not expose it to the wilderness.

He buried it in the soil by the stairs and made it into a small grave bag.

"I bury the wild boar in the soil in the winter, and the next autumn I can harvest a pile of pigs' heads. Li Xianyu said: "If I can live until that time." ”

"What nonsense. Grandma frowned.

I don't know if it's the previous sentence or the latter sentence.

Thunder Zhan Ji and Cuihua came back with the fragrance, very good, neither of them lacked arms or legs, but their clothes were somewhat tattered, Cuihua's trousers were torn, revealing a large area of white and tender skin, and the cracks spread all the way to the root of her thighs, Li Xianyu tried hard to see her fat color today, but it was just a little bit.

Thunder Battle Ji's pants are intact, but her clothes are torn, well, she is wearing a light blue lace-trimmed bra today. It's a pity that this ditch is like a pony crossing a river, very shallow.

"Do you two want to fight again?" Li Xianyu proposed.

"It's so fragrant, I just happened to be hungry. Cuihua sat aside with a big grin, drooling over the roast pig.

Thunder Zhan Ji was very angry and accused Li Xianyu of being cruel and ruthless, without the slightest sympathy. Women are like this, always on the surface and behind the scenes, no, most people are like this, they are excited to see the slaughter scene on the Internet, and they vent their excess sympathy. When eating...... Wow, it smells so good.

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