Chapter 42: What would an animal's gorilla look like if she pretended to be a human girl?
Kurosaki Clinic.
Kurosaki looked at Masaki Kurosaki, who was watching TV in the living room, and stepped forward and said, "Misaki, it's been quiet at home during the day recently, Ichigo is not there, Xiao Biao is not there, Xia Li and Youzi have also gone to school......"
"Yes, I don't feel like I'm used to it, it's better to be lively!" Masaki Kurosaki sighed.
"No, I'm talking about the two of us in the living room right now!" Kurosaki Yixin had an expression on his face that all men understand, and he directly stretched his head towards Kurosaki Masaaki.
Bang!
But at this moment, the door outside was suddenly kicked open, and the faces of Kurosaki and his wife suddenly turned red, and Kurosaki looked out of the door with a look of chagrin!
"Leave me alone, I'll go!" Wu Biao didn't even look at the two of them, and rushed into the clinic through the door next to him, and after a while, he came out again, and went out directly!
It's really a hurry to come and go, Kurosaki looked at the door that dangled and then fell with a bang, and his face was as black as the bottom of the pot!
"Bastard, what the hell are you going to do!" An angry roar followed.
Corpse Soul Realm!
On the Hill of Twin Deaths, the captains stood here with wide eyes, and now they all had the urge to forcibly summon the Gates of Hell again, and then kill them and drag that bastard human out and beat him up.
However, thinking about the culprits of the previous riot, they finally restrained themselves, and everyone stood on the hill of the twin deaths with a black face.
The human ......
It's not going to leave their captains and vice-captains here like this, is it?
It's also called a while?
It's been nearly twenty minutes, and that bastard human hasn't even returned!
"Humph!"
Kuchigi Hakuya suddenly snorted coldly, and then turned straight and walked towards the outside of the Twin Death Hill, obviously his patience had reached its limit.
"This kid, can't he forget about our side?" The corners of Jingle Chunshui's mouth twitched slightly.
Hearing this, the corners of the mouths of several captains and vice-captains nearby couldn't help twitching.
"It should ...... No way! "The furry faces of the left formation of Komamura are all black, if that human really forgot about them, then this time they will be embarrassed by the thirteenth team of the court!
But at this moment, everyone's brows were furrowed, and even the steps of Kuchigi Hakuya, who was about to leave, were paused, and then they all looked somewhere.
Silent fluctuations were heard, and a large mouth in the void gradually opened, and the miasma of hell also emerged.
"What is this?"
"It should be a teleportation channel similar to a void!"
"It's really convenient, but I'm curious, what did this kid do after disappearing for so long?"
……
The prison cavity opened, and Wu Biao's figure appeared directly on the Twin Dead Hill, but when they saw Wu Biao's appearance, everyone couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, even Captain Yamamoto!
I saw Wu Biao wearing a white suit and shiny leather shoes, carrying one hand and holding a cigarette to his mouth with the other, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees.
Everyone blinked in confusion, this bastard didn't just run to change clothes, right?
And......
The small brand on the clothes is a label, right, this person deliberately went to the present world to buy clothes?
"You ......" Broken Bee suddenly became angry.
"What's the matter?"
Wu Biao's figure flashed and appeared in front of the captains, to be precise, it should have appeared in front of Mao Zhihualie.
Everyone turned their heads to look, and the moment they saw Wu Biao, everyone looked stunned.
They saw that Wu Biao was holding his hands behind his back, facing Mao Zhihualie sideways, looking up at the white clouds in the sky, and the sunlight falling on his side face made this person look very different from the past at this moment.
"Uh...... Mr. Hell Agent, what are you? Mao Zhihualie looked at Wu Biao, who kept peeking at him with his afterglow unintentionally or unintentionally, a chill inexplicably rose in his heart, and he moved back half a step imperceptibly, and spoke softly.
The expressions of everyone became more and more weird, and even Captain Yamamoto couldn't help but have a wave of doubts in his heart at this moment, what is this human being doing?
"Eh, this is an outsider, what's it called......" Wu Biao grinned, and subconsciously turned his head, but then realized something, continued to keep a side face, took a slight puff of cigarette, and lightly exhaled the smoke with an indifferent expression.
"Captain Mao Zhihualie, you don't need to call me Mr. anything, my name is Wu Biao, you can call me Wu Biao or Brother Biao!" Wu Biao said, his side face lowered slightly, and he looked sideways at Mao Zhihualie.
His gaze was soft, and there was a light smile on his face, which no longer had the usual silliness, but was full of a kind of nobility, but at the same time revealed a humility and gentleness that was the complete opposite of nobility.
"In the past, I used to complain that I was born at the wrong time, but now, I want to thank God for allowing me to be born in the same era as you! In troubled times, you must use all your strength to fight the evil Four-Eyed Boy to the end. No matter how difficult it is, as long as I can work with you, I ...... Die without regrets! ”
If Ishida Yulong stood here, he would definitely scold Wu Biao for his shamelessness, because whether it was this smile or this words...... It's all so familiar!
In order to make himself more lofty, Wu Biao spent ten minutes watching the Saint Seiya completely copy Binghe's smile and this paragraph, and when he said the last sentence, it can be said that he was completely staring at Mao Zhihualie.
"Comrade-in-arms! What help do you all need, in order to resist evil, my righteous spirit detective Wu Biao is absolutely duty-bound! ”
Mao Zhihua Liexiu's eyebrows furrowed, and he took a few steps back vaguely again, looking at Wu Biao with vigilance in his eyes, is there something wrong with this human child's head today?
The corners of the broken bee's mouth on one side moved slightly, is this human finally completely stupid?
"Doesn't feel right?" Jingle Chunshui whispered in the ear of Ukitake Shishiro.
Ukitake Shishiro smiled bitterly, and then nodded his head: "This human being was originally very wrong, but today it is true...... It's special! Ukitake Shishiro, who really didn't know what words to use to describe it, ended up using the word 'very special' out of politeness!
Vaguely expressing the same idea as Crushed Bee, this human is finally completely crazy today......
"Agent of Hell, I have something ......," Captain Yamamoto stepped forward.
"I'll talk about it later!" Wu Biao turned around and directly interrupted Captain Yamamoto's words, then turned around again, carried one hand on his back, and took a slight puff with a cigarette in the other hand, and moved his steps slightly, all the while letting the sun shine on the side face he thought was the most handsome.
Captain Yamamoto's hand holding down the scepter shook slightly, eager to directly dissolve and destroy the bastard in front of him!
Uno Hanari frowned: "Hell Agent ......"
"Captain Mao Zhihualie, just call me Wu Biao, and I will also call you Mao Zhihualie directly. Of course......" Wu Biao greeted the sun with an indifferent face, and looked at the sky with melancholy eyes: "If you are really not used to it, you can call me Brother Biao, Xiao Biao, Xiao Wu directly!" ”
“……”
Mao Zhihua Lie suddenly felt a chill, looked at the corner of Wu Biao's eyes from time to time, and told the truth...... People who make U no Hana lie so calm have a feeling of hair standing up!
Because...... It's really too discordant, whether it's the expression, clothing, speech and demeanor after reappearing, all of them are contrary to the extreme, if you really want to use any words to describe it!
There is a kind of ...... now. Seeing a gorilla imitating a human girl selling cute ...... Something like that!
In short, it's three words......
It's disgusting!!
Wu Biao naturally didn't know what he was ...... The move that I thought was extremely handsome had been evaluated by the performance target as the three words 'disgusting', and I still had an indifferent face, looking at the sky with a melancholy look at the white clouds.
But in my heart, I thought: "Buy a wig, the oncoming wind blows the hair, and with the handsome face of Brother Biao, it must be super handsome!" ”
"Human, your muscular head has finally been replaced by muscle even the last drop of brain?" The rotten wood Baiya on the side really couldn't bear it anymore, his expression was indifferent, and he said an extremely vicious word in a cold tone.
As soon as these words came out, the corners of the mouths of many people present couldn't help twitching, and it was the first time they found out that the mouth of the captain of the rotten wood could be so poisonous!
What do you mean?
Wu Biao blinked his eyes in confusion, although he wanted to ask these four words, but out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Mao Zhihualie, and then said indifferently: "Muscle, it is a medal for manhood!" ”
Kuchigi Hakuya directly glanced at Wu Biao with the same eyes as 'stupid B', and then stopped talking, he couldn't understand such an obvious mockery, he really had nothing to say.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Ukitake Shiro suddenly let out a violent cough!
"Hahahaha......" Jingle Chunshui beside him really couldn't help it, he was originally a wonderful flower among the captains, and naturally he wouldn't pay attention to the image like other captains, and directly held his stomach and smiled forward-looking back!
Broken Bee nodded vigorously, absolutely yes, this human is completely insane......