Chapter 29: I've Fallen Hooked on the Old Man at the Door
When the covering black cloth was ruthlessly pulled away by Zhen Qiang, the onlookers all looked at Zhao Potian's location with wide eyes.
But they covered their eyes at the next moment, or they quickly shifted their gaze, not daring to look directly at Zhao Potian at this moment.
And all the women blushed with shame, and Zhao Potian's eyes were too spicy!
In order to win the second competition, he actually achieved this level?
But this kind of dress is so shameful that it only covers the key parts, and the rest of the part is completely exposed under everyone's noses.
"Oh my God! Is this person really Zhao Gongzi? ”
"It's amazing! Zhao Gongzi seems to be really out of the way! ”
"I just want to know how the head of the Zhao family feels after seeing this scene!"
"No more! This picture has been haunting my mind, let me vomit for a while, you can ...... at will."
Even Zhao Potian's two guards looked incredulous, they didn't expect that their son-in-law would be able to wear such exaggerated clothes in order to win this competition, this is too open-minded, right?
When several princes saw Zhao Potian at this moment, they ordered someone to close the door of the carriage again, but they really couldn't look at it.
At the same time, they were also completely disappointed in Zhao Potian, as the son of a big family, he was led by the nose by a grassroots monk.
And in this situation, no matter whether Zhao Potian wins or loses in this competition, he has completely lost his dignity, and it is better to immediately clear up the relationship.
Zhao Potian had accepted all kinds of heart-piercing glances from the very beginning, and now everyone looked away with disgust, he felt that he had been greatly insulted!
This time, he was really played by Zhen Qiang, which is really embarrassing.
"Zhen Qiang, did you kid do it on purpose?!" Zhao Potian said angrily.
"Made! Have you switched to a beepkini? And asked me if I did it on purpose? Don't you have a little bit of pressure in mind? Hurry up and start your show, you haven't won yet, okay? Zhen Qiang glared.
Zhao Potian's breath was stagnant, yes, he hasn't won this competition yet, anyway, he has no face and no skin, if he doesn't win this competition, it will really outweigh the losses.
So, Zhao Potian simply let himself go, recalling Zhen Qiang's actions just now, coupled with his improvisation, he began to 'scratch his head and make a pose' on the spot.
Zhen Qiang's eyes lit up immediately, this Zhao Gongzi's dancing posture is okay, like that.
Of course, the premise is to ignore that this thing is a man.
In order to cheer up Zhao Potian, Zhen Qiang gave him another BGM that was very in line with this situation.
Bulgarian Demon King's "Hop"!
When the scalp-numbing opening music was played, the lyrics were gradually sung.
"Babes, babes, Faker, Faker......
You touch me, you're that old!
Vile! You're that old, too!
The curry picked up the fat beep of the demon king, and the shot beep was that thick egg!
I'm obsessed with the old man at the door, and let's help old E pluck his hair!
I sucked all the anal milk dry, and Billy's mother masturbated the eggs!
……”
When this song with strange lyrics was sung, it was very suitable for Zhao Potian's actions at the moment.
It's just that the hearts of the audience present are broken!
What kind of bullshit song is this? The lyrics are so magical!
Listen to this kind of weird song, and then watch Zhao Potian's movements......
"Please, everybody, do well! Someone to protect my eyes! ”
"I'm going to die! I want to hit someone! ”
"There's something I don't know! Is Zhao Gongzi not sassy enough, or is your vision too high? ”
"Please cherish life and stay away from Zhao Gongzi!"
Even Zhao Potian himself was completely stunned, his brain couldn't think, and his body followed his instinct to make movements.
When the song was finished, Zhen Qiang took the lead in applauding, but he did not get the applause of everyone present.
After all, Zhao Gongzi's clothes are really not flattering.
"Good, good! Zhao Gongzi's dance steps are simply wonderful! In the second competition, you won! ”
Zhen Qiang took the initiative to admit defeat and took the initiative to give Zhao Potian a little hope.
Zhao Potian gritted his teeth, feeling that tears were about to fall, and he finally won once.
For the first time in my life, I feel that life is so tormenting!
Fortunately, the effort has finally paid off!
As long as he wins the last contest against Zhen Qiang, the eleventh princess will become his woman.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and Zhao Pocai thought that he hadn't changed his clothes yet.
With such an explosion of shame, he would never wear it for the second time in his life.
In addition to being embarrassed, it will also cause a huge psychological blow, and I am afraid that this kind of heart demon will also occur during the heartbeat period, which is really extreme torture!
Zhao Potian couldn't wait to turn around and walk towards the fitting room, only to find that there was nothing behind him.
His clothes are gone, along with the fitting room?!
"Zhen Qiang, what do you mean?! You took my clothes away? ”
Zhen Qiang said seriously: "The second competition has been completed, I naturally have to recycle the props, hurry up and start the final competition, I still have to catch up with the next field, okay?" ”
Zhao Po is going crazy, where do you have the next field? Neurotic! Don't I want to lose face?
"Zhen Qiang, I'll give you one last chance to return your clothes to me immediately, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"
"I'm sure everyone can't wait, right? I'm going to start the last competition with Zhao Gongzi! Please retreat to a safe area! So as not to be injured by mistake! ”
Zhen Qiang completely ignored Zhao Potian's threat and directly summoned the exquisite horizontal knife.
"Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine percent of the True Yuan Force has been mobilized! The first type of extraordinary! Liang Feifei! ”
As Zhen Qiang pronounced the pretending prefix of the second middle school, the horizontal knife in his hand also turned into a musket, and shot out Liang Feifei's head.
Seeing that the huge head was about to get closer, Zhao Potian couldn't care about anything else, and immediately took out the saber from the storage ring, and quickly pronounced the prefix in his mouth.
"The True Yuan Force is rapidly mobilizing 10,000 percent! The first style of the Sky Sweeping Shadow Sword Technique! Glimpse of light! ”
Zhao Potian took a step forward and slashed horizontally at Liang Feifei's head.
The long sword in his hand shone with the blessing of the True Yuan Force, and dragged out a phantom visible to the naked eye, with a momentum like a rainbow.
Zhao Potian thought that his sword was enough to split this big head in half.
But in fact, the big head actually bit his long sword and defused his attack.
Just as Zhao Potian wanted to forcibly draw out the long sword, the extraordinary head actually dragged the long sword back.
This caused Zhao Potian's body to also lean forward, causing him to bend down and pull his extraordinary head up.
"Humph! Don't think I can't deal with your head! The Fifth Style of the Sky Sweeping Shadow Sword Technique ......"
Zhao Potian was about to send out another martial art, but at this time, the woman behind him screamed.
"Zhao Gongzi is so perverted! He deliberately aimed his ass at us! ”
"No more! I don't look at it, it's disgusting! ”
"I really don't know where Zhao Gongzi found this kind of obscene pants, there is only one rope, vomit!"
When Zhao Potian heard these remarks, he immediately tightened his chrysanthemum.
After a short period of annoyance, there is a great deal of anger!
"Zhen Qiang, I'm going to break your body into ten thousand pieces!"