Chapter 9 Reissue Edition
When Gu Jiaming was getting up, the onlookers suddenly spoke.
"Young man, your girlfriend is drunk like this, you better take her back quickly!"
"This eldest sister is right, it is common for young couples to quarrel, but as the so-called bedside fight and bedside harmony, men should be generous." The uncle on the side also spoke to help.
The rest of the people around him also followed suit, making Gu Jiaming feel that his head had exploded, and he wanted to explain, but the situation in front of him would only get darker and darker.
He gritted his teeth as he looked at the drunken woman who was clutching him, still muttering something he didn't understand. Gu Jiaming now wants to squirt this woman awake with a sip of water, but unfortunately, he doesn't have enough saliva, and he sees that there are more and more people eating melons around him. As a last resort, Gu Jiaming had no choice but to lean over and pick up the woman.
"It's so heavy......"
Looking at the slender woman, after picking it up, I realized how hard it was, was it because of the pair of breasts? Gu Jiaming couldn't help but look down obscenely, and looked down at the deformed softness that was squeezed on his body.
It is also strange to say that when Gu Jiaming picked up the woman, her hand that was holding Gu Jiaming's pants automatically released, and she turned her hands around his neck.
Is it pretended? Definitely! Gu Jiaming felt that he was in a big deal, and he was entangled by this inexplicable woman, and he secretly cursed the woman in his heart while walking out. After leaving the park, he realized a question, where was he going with this woman? Go home? Or go to a hotel to open a room? As the saying goes, if you pick up a corpse with your ability, what's the reason not to go?!
Then I thought, come on, what if this woman has AIDS? Although he is still a chick, he is not hungry and chooses to eat, and it is better to know the root of this kind of thing. What's more, he now has a golden finger, what woman do you want in the future?!
Well, let's say so much, the reason why I didn't open a house was because Gu Jiaming didn't bring an ID card, so he couldn't play a heavy taste like field warfare for the first time, right? As a traditional man, Gu Jiaming is still a little conservative.
He glanced down at the woman, who seemed to know what he was thinking, her hands couldn't help but hug tighter, and buried her head deep in Gu Jiaming's arms. After sighing helplessly, Gu Jiaming finally accepted his fate, forget it, take it home first, and just kick her out before picking up her mother tomorrow.
In this way, Gu Jiaming returned home with this woman who was too heavy, and after throwing her on the sofa, he rushed into the bedroom. He was already about to vomit from the sour smell on his body, except for the sweat he had before, and on the way back from carrying the woman, she actually vomited!! vomited all over his body, that sour!
After rewashing with shower gel twice in a row, and the skin on his body was about to be rubbed off, Gu Jiaming finally couldn't feel the sour smell. After drying his body, he came out wearing a pair of wide boxers.
When he walked to the hall, he found that the woman he threw on the sofa was gone. That's not right! Gu Jiaming checked the door lock, but it was still locked well, and there was no sign of opening.
Wait a minute...... He suddenly thought of a possibility and immediately rushed into the bedroom.
Sure enough, the damn drunk cat was lying on his bed sleeping like a pig, and all the vomit on his body was rubbing against the bed. Gu Jiaming almost cried when he saw this scene, he just had such a set of bedding!! How to explain when my mother comes over tomorrow.
He already regretted it, he shouldn't have brought this woman back just now, how good it would be to leave her out and leave her to fend for herself, why should he be soft-hearted, why should he care about other people's opinions, okay, it's unlucky now!
Gu Jiaming trembled angrily, rushed over and picked up the damn drunk cat, regardless of the fact that he had just washed it. Then he carried the woman back to the bathroom, threw her on the floor, turned on the shower head and rushed it in her face.
The cold water finally made the woman sober up a little, she opened her eyes in a daze, looked at Gu Jiaming and didn't know what to say, and then closed it again.
it! Gu Jiaming couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, how much did this woman drink! He couldn't wake up with water, he had the heart to heat the water, but then things would be a big deal, and Gu Jiaming, who was extremely helpless, had no choice but to throw the woman in the bathroom and leave her to fend for herself. As for whether the wet clothes stuck to her body will make her catch a cold, Gu Jiaming just wants to say - she deserves it!
After finally putting away the woman's soiled sheets and quilt covers, Gu Jiaming spread some clothes on the bed, and then lay down on it and fell asleep, he couldn't care about the smell on his body again, he was too tired.
When people are in a daze, they will take everything that happens around them as a dream, and they don't even know what they have done.
When he slept until midnight, Gu Jiaming felt a wet body burrow into his arms, and he felt uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but move to remove the layers of extra defenses. Eventually, a body that exuded warmth clung to him.
Human beings are very strange, many people like to hold things when they sleep, and some people will involuntarily find things to suck, Gu Jiaming has such a habit. Because the air conditioner was turned on and there was no quilt, his body spontaneously approached the place where the heat was emitted, and in a daze, it seemed as if someone had stuffed something into his mouth, so he opened his mouth to bite.
What happened next is self-evident.
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Gu Jiaming felt that he had a very beautiful dream, like rushing wantonly on the prairie, and like floating with the water in a treacherous canyon. It's just that the passion is followed by a period of exhaustion, but even so, he is still willing to immerse himself in this sweet dream, repeating the extremely comfortable feeling.
When he woke up in the morning, Gu Jiaming, who felt the slightest coolness, couldn't help but shrink his body, naturally approached the warm place, and shook his hands subconsciously, and then felt a strange feeling, soft but quite elastic, Gu Jiaming couldn't help but scratch a few more times.
"Hmmm......"
Wrong! Gu Jiaming suddenly opened his eyes suddenly, and what he saw was a white and tender body, and his hand was placed in an indescribable position.
Looking at that beautiful face, Gu Jiaming just wanted to withdraw his hand, but subconsciously pinched it again. Then, the beauty in front of her opened her eyes in a daze.
What does it feel like to be caught red-handed when committing a crime? Gu Jiaming pulled out a smile very embarrassed, but it was uglier than crying. The woman will finally react, and then ......
"Ah......h