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(001, Bad Crossing)

Wei Xiaobao, whose real name is Wei Baobao, is an ordinary janitor at Windy City University.

Since he is a concierge, his job is naturally to guard the gate and be responsible for the safety of the students in the school.

Windy City University is one of the best universities in the country, and the school has what makes it special. Although this university is located in the windy city, which is relatively remote in terms of geographical location, its status in Huaxia University is still very high and it is a national key university.

Windy City is located at the foot of Xiyun Mountain, the largest mountain range in China, the scenery environment is very pleasant, and there is a Windy City University here, so the popularity of Windy City in China is still quite high.

Although the transportation in the city is not particularly convenient, this does not affect the enthusiasm of students to come to school here. According to Wei Xiaobao's understanding, there are at least 40,000 students here. Of course, the understanding of a small janitor is still quite one-sided, in fact, there are more than 50,000 students here.

The campus of Windy City is like a city within a city, and it is the largest university in the country.

Working as a janitor in such a university, Wei Xiaobao, who is not highly educated, feels that this is a very good job, so he cherishes it very much, and he has been working for nine years.

Maybe in the eyes of everyone, being a doorman is definitely very boring, but Xiaobao never thinks so.

In the past nine years, Xiaobao has sat in the hut by the gate every morning after waking up, watching the youthful college students walk in front of him.

Xiaobao likes to look at women, especially sexy, beautiful young girls, and in his heart, they are goddesses, objects who secretly solve physical problems at night. In the past nine years, Xiaobao has worked hard because he does not want to lose this job that he thinks is unattainable, and Xiaobao feels that as long as he can see those high-ranking female college students dangling in front of his eyes every day, it is extremely satisfying.

The University of Windy City is full of beauties, which is nationally recognized. Therefore, there is naturally no shortage of peeps from the outside world, after all, the beautiful girls inside are all fragrant. In this way, the importance of the doorman can be highlighted.

In these years, Xiaobao was seriously responsible for the entry and exit of the people at the gate where he was located, and for this, he even provoked hard stubble, and was finally retaliated against. However, after the school came forward to settle easily, and Xiaobao was praised by the whole school, his enthusiasm for work was unprecedentedly high, and he could feel the toughness of the school's backstage, so he didn't need to worry.

Wei Xiaobao is just a title that everyone calls Xixi, not his real name.

Xiaobao's real name is Wei Baobao, and when it comes to such a strange name, he has to mention his father. After Xiaobao was born, Xiaobao's father was overjoyed, in his heart, this only son was completely a treasure, so Wei's father, who had almost zero education, gave Xiaobao the name "Bao". Wei Bao, "Villeroy & Villeroy Boch", which means the only baby.

In the eyes of Daddy Wei at the time, this was the best thing he had done in his life. However, when he went to the local police station to register Xiaobao, the registration staff made some mistakes in the registration process, and under the word "Bao", Xiaobao's name became the strange "Wei Baobao".

Although he is nicknamed "Wei Xiaobao", in the past 27 years, he has not received the same Yanfu as Wei Xiaobao.

During his nine years at Windy City University, Wei Xiaobao felt that his eyes had really enjoyed enough, but his strong physical reaction told him that he needed a woman.

Over the years, Xiaobao's friends and colleagues have also introduced him to some women, but the other party's requirements are too high, and after they know Xiaobao's identity as a doorman, their actions are surprisingly consistent, that is, there is no place.

"In these years, a woman has taken herself as a cash cow, Lao Tzu would rather beat qiang every night than look at their faces like this, after all, starting a family is to live, not to be troublesome."

In order to take care of his face, Xiaobao often said this in front of other doormen who had become families, after all, he was the only one of all the doormen who did not have a woman.

In fact, after getting used to seeing those beautiful female college students, and even seeing countless goddesses who are more beautiful than movie stars, Xiaobao has no interest in those blind dates.

Since the object is not so easy to find, in order to continue to avoid the father who always wants to hold his grandson, Xiaobao has been doing his college guard steadily. After all, as long as he stays in the beautiful city university, he will not miss the figure of a beautiful woman in front of him for the rest of his life. It's only a look, but it's not easy.

In fact, another reason why Xiaobao is not easy to find a partner is his unflattering appearance. The 27-year-old Wei Xiaobao is only 1.7 meters tall, but when the doorman entered the physical examination, his physical examination report was only 1.67 meters, and he struggled for a long time.

As a man, a height of less than 1.7 meters is a big problem. In addition, he is dark, old, and usually doesn't like to take care of him, so many people often regard him as an uncle in his thirties and forties.

With such an identity and such an appearance, Xiaobao, who was born at the bottom of the society and has not gone to school for a few days, seems to have no possibility of finding an ideal object.

But he never had any sense of frustration, he enjoyed his work and life now, and he had his hobbies and interests, which was to sit in the gatehouse and watch the beautiful girls.

As a doorman, in fact, there are occasionally some college students who intersect with him, and of course there will be some girls with a little look.

Every time he talks to a beautiful girl, Xiaobao's heart will jump straight and look cautious, and even his body will have normal male reactions, which at some times, this makes him feel slightly embarrassed. And every time they witness such a scene, some girls are slightly surprised at the same time, but their eyes reveal a kind of contempt.

Obviously, Xiaobao understands that in the eyes of these high-ranking college students, he is just an illiterate person at the bottom of the society and struggling to make ends meet, sometimes although this makes him feel a little inferior and embarrassed, but he can face it with a peaceful mind, after all, he has been used to it for so many years.

Because of his appearance, many people don't know Wei Xiaobao's age, so in the eyes of students, he is really an uncle in his thirties and forties. Xiaobao naturally heard about it, but he didn't explain it and justified his youth.

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In the past two years, I don't know who made the rumors about him, but it was rumored in the school that Simon had a lustful doorman uncle, who was always staring at the straight butts and high breasts of some female college students in the gatehouse. After being crowned with such a name, Uncle Simon is lustful...... Well, it should be Wei Xiaobao...... At the gate post where Wei Xiaobao is located, the flow of female students is obviously much less.

The slightly more beautiful female college student regards Simon as a forbidden place, which makes Xiaobao finally feel bored and frustrated......

Obviously, Xiaobao's janitor career has encountered twists and turns, and he has no youthful goddess and sexy and beautiful female college student in front of him, and he begins to miss the old days...... So, since then, the students who pass through the West Gate can see Wei Xiaobao's listless appearance, which makes his pervert uncle's hat more secure.

Xiaobao's plight did not receive sympathy among the gatekeepers of Windy City University, on the contrary, Xiaobao's Simon partner changed wave after wave, because no janitor could stand Simon's desolation.

When the time came to the year 2015, Xiaobao, who had started his tenth year as a janitor at Windy City University, was even more lonely, and he felt that he was suddenly much older, as if he was really thirty or forty years old, not twenty-seven years old.

However, at the beginning of the school year, Xiaobao finally no longer had to endure the pain of not having a beautiful woman's eyes, because his body was occupied by the soul of a traverser.

The name of the traverser is Wei Xiaobao, he is a senior who is about to graduate, he loves beautiful women, time travel and fantasy novels, he was blessed by God, and he has magically crossed over.

Xiaobao was ecstatic after the crossing, he was so excited. In his opinion, he is able to use the conditions of rebirth to cheat, like the protagonist of all novels, become the top character in the world, and then all kinds of beautiful women will be embraced, and he will have endless women in his life.

However, this is not the case at all. This is not the earth he is familiar with, but a parallel space similar to the earth, and the country where he is now located is called Huaxia Kingdom. In other words, what he knew in his previous life, and the negligible knowledge of the subject, could not allow him to cheat after being reborn.

Wei Xiaobao, who was devastated, felt that he could not realize the fantasy of a wife and concubine, and after learning the identity and experience of the body he occupied, Xiaobao felt even more like crying.

In Wei Xiaobao's mind, although his previous life was extremely bad, if compared with his current situation, he doesn't know how many times better, which made Xiaobao, who had just arrived here for a day, have the idea of crossing back countless times, and his feelings are even worse after this crossing than before the crossing.

The reason for Xiaobao's crossing is actually the last thing he wants to mention. Approaching the graduation of his senior year, after working outside for a few months, Xiaobao and a group of friends began to masturbate like crazy...... Several people lived in the dark, for five consecutive days, Xiaobao did not leave the dormitory, and even the meals were brought by friends, under such madness, Xiaobao finally felt the bad health. However, these discomforts did not wake him up, and one night, Xiaobao, who solved physiological problems with the pictures of the goddess treasured in his mobile phone, finally fainted at the moment of venting. And this fainting, he never woke up again...... Yes, he crossed in this way.

crossed into an "old man" who was three or four years older than his previous life, in worse condition, and was considered a third-class cripple by himself in his previous life, the height of less than one meter seven made Xiaobao cry without tears, and what was even more tragic was that the identity of this guy turned out to be a college doorman.

If it's a doorman, it's fine, what's more, this guy's appearance is too poor, which makes Wei Xiaobao, who liked beauty in his previous life, feel the difficulty of contacting the goddess in the future.

is obviously twenty-seven years old, but he has to make himself look like an uncle, and his mind is even more vulgar, Wei Xiaobao feels that this guy has lived for so many years and has not had the experience of contact with women.

However, the body occupied by Wei Xiaobao is not useless, Wei Xiaobao's physical fitness in his previous life was very average, which made him always feel like he couldn't raise his head when he and his girlfriend stole forbidden fruits during college. But this body is quite good, the doorman Wei Xiaobao began to practice martial arts at the age of seven, and now it is the twentieth year, 20 years of training has made Wei Xiaobao's body extremely strong, the muscles under the dark skin are toned, and the body frame is perfect. However, Xiaobao's body has never had anything to do with a woman, so in his memory, Xiaobao doesn't know what this guy's ability will be in a certain way. But in terms of the innate conditions of the body, Xiaobao really has proud capital.

Such a body is the only consolation in Xiaobao's heart after the crossing, although his appearance is too inconspicuous, and even has a bad thing that women directly ignore, but after a day of mental digestion, he still accepts this terrible reality of crossing.

On the first night of crossing into this world, Xiaobao sorted out all the personal belongings left to him by this body: a passbook with 20,000 yuan in cash, a worn-out ancient book that could almost be used to swindle, and a large pile of daily necessities and clothes that exuded a strong odor.

Oh, by the way, and this doorman uncle who feels extremely bad.

(002, Fucking Life)

Xiaobao felt that he was going to experience college life again, but this time not as a student.

The next morning, the sky was still gray, and Xiaobao, who was dating the goddess in a dream, was woken up by the noise outside.

"Lao Zhu, you guy, can't you stop for a while?"

Xiaobao, who was about to have a critical moment with the goddess, didn't bother to open his eyes, and the habitual roar sounded in the small porter, and he felt that this was the roommate making trouble again.

At this time, the sound of banging on windows and doors gradually became more intense.

After his brain gradually cleared up, smelling the smell of the futon full of peculiar smells, Xiaobao finally remembered his identity, he was a doorman, and he was no longer the senior young man who could sleep all day until the sun shone on his buttocks.

"Coming, coming, you little dolls are running outside early in the morning, aren't you going to class?" Xiaobao remembers that today is Monday, and the students should have classes at 8 o'clock.

However, Xiaobao, who has experienced university life, also knows what kind of day it is, after all, this is a platform for slowly connecting with society, and sometimes, in the hearts of students, this is the environment for relaxing and enjoying life.

Seeing Xiaobao who came out to open the door in the coat of a doorman, the group of students guarding outside began to chatter.

"Uncle Wilt, why didn't you get up to practice martial arts today, this is not your habit."

It was a tall student with eyes who spoke, and in his arms was a beautiful girl with a small bird.

The tall student is Xiaobao's impression, at least a sophomore, looking at his outfit at this time, it should be going out to dinner or something in the morning.

As for the girl, Xiaobao couldn't help but look at it twice.

The girl should be similar to Xiaobao's size, with slender and round legs, even if she is wearing flat shoes, she is quite beautiful.

"When did this man with eyes soak in the long-legged sister, grandma's bear, I really envy these college students."

Although he thought so in his mind, Xiaobao still opened the small door of the school gate silently, and during the whole process, he didn't seem to look at these female dolls waiting to go out.

For Xiaobao, it is very painful to have beautiful women who are eye-catching but can't see them. But in order to get rid of his title of Ximen's pervert doorman's uncle, Xiaobao had to do that, he didn't want Simon to be so barren forever.

The small door opened, and the students began to go out one after another, but Xiaobao took the key that had just been unlocked, and had no intention of leaving.

"Uncle Wilt, you seem to be a little sluggish lately...... Kindness...... Seems to have become a lot more honest. ”

When the man with glasses went out with his girlfriend in his arms, he couldn't stop talking.

Xiaobao, who was looking down at the legs of the long-legged girl, thought about Xiaobao, after hearing the words of the glasses man, he suddenly had an urge to scold his mother, feeling that these guys were going to play tricks on his head.

If it was Xiaobao in the past, maybe he would be submissive and not embarrass these high-ranking college students, but now Xiaobao is different, and in his body he is a time-traveler who has almost finished his college life.

Seeing that this honest doorman uncle didn't pay attention to him, the man with glasses held his head high and left with a disdainful face. The feeling is that this old doorman has not been in a very good mood recently, and he didn't even compliment him as before.

At this time, the long-legged girl passed in front of Xiaobao's eyes with elegant steps, smelling the fragrant aroma, and a certain cell in Xiaobao's body instantly became active.

"This girl is really tall, especially with those legs. Grandma's bear, if it weren't for the handsome guy who looked better than Pan An, if it wasn't for the rich boy with a lot of wealth, or if it wasn't for the super macho man with special abilities...... It was Lao Tzu's turn to cross the feelings, but he became this ghost. ”

Looking at the college students who slowly disappeared in front of him, Xiaobao began to scold his mother in his heart, guarding this third-class cripple and unlucky identity, no beauty will lower her head and look at herself.

Yes, Xiaobao felt that he was too short, and in his more than 20 years of life, he finally began to worry about big things.

But considering that he is already 27 years old, this is obviously impossible to change.

Depressed and back in the gatehouse, Xiaobao habitually looked at the clock hanging on the wall, and it was only past six o'clock.

"These students are really tormenting, alas, what are they supposed to do?"

Xiaobao, who knew that it was impossible to sleep back in the cage, was a little bored, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Looking at beautiful women? Although this is also his interest and hobby, but at this point in time, coupled with the desolation of Simon, where will there be beautiful women to show him.

Playing with high-tech? Mobile phone, no. Computer, no. Television set? Yes, but it's only six o'clock in the morning, so he might consider going to see the snowflakes on the screen.

After pondering in the room for a long time, Xiaobao slowly sat at the door of the gatehouse with a stool.

Last night, because he couldn't withstand the blow of the unlucky crossing, he slept too early, and Xiaobao didn't have time to think about this inexplicable crossing. He is a senior in the new era, although he has now become a doorman with no image and status, he will not be willing to live a mediocre life like this, he feels that he needs to think about the next life.

This is the country of Huaxia, which is geographically carved out of the same mold as the country of Xiaobao's previous life. It's just that the situation in Huaxia has changed a lot from the previous life.

For example, this Windy City University, in his previous life, Xiao Poke had never heard of any Windy City University, but now in Windy City, there is such a comprehensive key university, and he has also become the doorman of this school.

What makes Xiaobao feel excited and comforted is that this university is the most concerned school in the entire Huaxia country, and the entertainment industry, the modeling industry, and so on are all locked here.

The beauty of Windy City University is like a cloud, and this is not true at all. Among the beauties Xiaobao has seen, some are definitely much more beautiful than those stars in their previous lives. Although the memory of the doorman Xiaobao is a little vague, and he can't remember the appearance of a goddess-level girl, the long-legged girl she saw just now is definitely at the school flower level if she is placed in her previous life. However, judging from the current situation at Windy City University, it seems that this level of beauty can only be regarded as relatively common. (To be continued.) )