Chapter 1: The Immortal Monarch

"Excuse me, do you like basketball?" Zheng asked Endi.

"Huh? I? Like. Jiang Tianran was stunned for a moment.

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"Fengtian carrier, the Jade Emperor's edict said: Lonely Immortal Jun Jiang is naturally negligent and rude, arrogant and rude, and repeatedly offended Chang'e Tianxian, this is a great disrespectful crime, and now he has been demoted to the ninety-nine heavenly calendar and the catastrophe of the world, and I hope that I will sincerely repent in the future, and I will admire this!" The heavenly soldier wearing golden armor issued an immortal decree, and without waiting for the single fairy in front of him to intercede, he directly kicked down the ninety-nine heavens!

Time goes back to a year ago, no, it was a day ago in the fairy world.

Jiang Tianran is a little immortal born in the heavenly realm, his parents went to the Buddha realm for further study, and he was originally very lonely and was named a lonely immortal monarch by the Jade Emperor: an immortal monarch in charge of single mortals, a heavenly immortal level.

Why is it called Lonely Immortal? Have you ever heard of the idiom of being alone?

"But I'm still young." Jiang Tianran still clearly remembered his confused appearance when he was in Heavenly Court, and he didn't know if the Jade Emperor had made a mistake, and the position that was supposed to be used by the old immortal for the elderly was actually let him take on it, which also indirectly caused him, a naturally cute and naturally handsome little guy, to have no friends.

Because, this position is toxic, and it sounds very chic and elegant, but there has been a curse in the fairy world for thousands of years, and the immortals who have become friends with the Immortal Jun are alone, Jiang Tianran doesn't know what this group of immortals thinks, they are all immortals and they are so superstitious, not only the heavenly immortals, but even the ancestral immortals believe in it, and the whole heavenly court believes it.

Since Jiang Tianran took over this position, he was called a single cursed doom fairy by many immortals of his generation, and a few friends in the past few years, such as Fu Lushou Sanxian and barefoot immortals, will get drunk and come to Jiang Tianran's side to rub a shop, but since the feet of the barefoot fairy were broken by the cow of Taishang Laojun, everyone has faced the power of the doom fairy.

He is not useless, many scattered immortals have lost their wisdom to find him and ask him to take more care of their love rivals, and then they can go from spare tires to regular tires, and form a couple with the goddess immortals.

The official job of the Lonely Immortal Monarch every day is to be in charge of all the single men and women in the mortal world, select suitable male and female single dogs every day, and hand over their life cards to the Yue Lao of Tiangong Yuelou, so that the Yue Lao can sign a red line for them to end their poor single career, so that the mortal world can live endlessly.

There is only one person in the Immortal Monarch, and he can only pick so many every day, what should he do if he doesn't pick it?

"What can I do? Continue to be single, isn't I alone Xianjun also single! "Jiang Tianran has already received a lot of complaints from the mortal world, what can he do? He's desperate too!

Immortals are thankless immortals in both worlds, and he is counted as one.

And because Jiang Tianran only watches the daily life of a single dog every day, he doesn't know what it's like to be in love at all, which has made him a cute and simple character now, just like his name, naturally stupid.

However, Yue Lao is an old driver, every time he goes to send off the life card, Jiang Tianran can always secretly see the daily life of some couples on Yue Lao's Wangfan mirror, and Yue Lao will also pretend to tell Jiang Tianran about marriage when there is no goddess to visit, otherwise Jiang Tianran's world view is almost that men and women all over the world will not communicate with each other.

Jiang Tianran was very annoyed, and wanted to have the same feminine relationship as Yue Lao, but he lived in a palace alone, and the Seven Fairies of the Nine Heavens Xuanwu Mountain Goddess didn't play with him, maybe he didn't understand the amorous feelings, but it was more because of his identity as a fucked person.

Yesterday was the annual peach conference in the fairy world, Jiang Tianran, as a model worker in the fairy monarch, was also invited by the Queen Mother of the West, working hard every day, and today he will be rewarded with a chance to be a fairy peach.

Originally, Jiang Tianran was sitting next to the Weaver Girl, and he had been preparing to communicate with the fairies for a long time, after all, he might be able to talk to the fairies this time in a year, but as soon as he said hello, the Weaver Girl left her seat with a sad face.

"What's the situation?" Jiang Tianran looked confused, did he do something wrong? Why is the Weaver Girl crying?

"It seems that I have to ask Yue Lao again how to talk to him." Jiang Tianran thought silently.

Then the position of the Weaver Girl was occupied by a Xuan Immortal called Marshal Tianpeng, Jiang Tianran did not dare to stop it, Xuan Xian was one level higher than Tianxian, he could only watch this marshal as a pig next to him with a wine jug eating and drinking.

"Eh, this year's Peach Fair is for nothing again." Jiang Tianran also took a sip of stuffy wine.

Above the Yao Pond, the fairy Chang'e from the Guanghan Palace is dancing, the white clothes are fluttering, and the refreshing cold air is overflowing.

Just as Jiang Tianran was enjoying the performance, his arm was pulled heavily and pulled to the seat next to him.

A burst of wine was heard.

"Hey, little fairy, that's fairy Chang'e, what do you see?" It was Marshal Tianpeng who hooked Jiang Tianran with his arm, and Jiang Tianran used his immortal power to break free.

"What? Can't watch it? Jiang Tianran pursed his lips, thinking to himself Aren't you just one immortal rank higher than me, what is the cow fork.

"Yohe, it's a lonely immortal, haha, I haven't seen a female immortal." Marshal Tianpeng originally just knew that there was a little fairy sitting next to him, but after pulling it over, he found out that it was a famous doom fairy in the fairy world, and he couldn't help but be a little funny, but also a little angry, and made a snoring sound.

"I've seen it." Jiang Tianran was a little angry, although he was single, he couldn't look down on him like this.

"Fool, I mean the naked kind, haven't you seen it!" Marshal Tianpeng was a little drunk, and began to talk triumphantly, although he was telling the truth.

At this time, Fairy Chang'e finished performing and took a seat next to Jiang Tianran.

The goddess and the fairy will have the art of beauty, and it is really not blowing to describe the beauty of the mortal world as a heavenly immortal.

However, Jiang Tianran felt that the mortal world was more real, and the fairies were too flawless, but there was a feeling of untouchability...... He could only think about it, and if other immortals knew about it, he would probably die of laughter.

Marshal Tianpeng saw that the little fairy next to him didn't speak, but watched Chang'e fall into the table blankly, so he grabbed Jiang Tianran again and whispered: "Hey, don't Chang'e's two balls look very big, are they very soft?" ”

"What ball?" Jiang was naturally a little stunned.

Marshal Tianpeng saw that Jiang Tianran really seemed to be so puzzled by the legend, and hurriedly said, "Then you can help me ask Fairy Chang'e,"

"Does she like it......" Marshal Tianpeng didn't finish speaking, but saw Jiang Tianran stand up directly and walked to Chang'e's side.

"Am I done?" Marshal Tianpeng knocked on his head, he wanted Jiang Tianran to help test the master of Guanghan Palace.

Chang'e raised her suffocating face and looked at the wooden Jiang Tianran standing in front of her seat.

Jiang Tianran plucked up his courage: "Hello fairy, I am the Lonely Immortal Monarch of the Lonely Palace, what does Marshal Tianpeng mean when he says that your two balls are big and soft?" ”

"Scolded the next door." Marshal Tianpeng woke up in an instant, his drunkenness was swept away, and his only thought was to knock this fool Xianjun to death with a mallet.

Lei Zhenzi beside Chang'e coughed violently and was almost choked, Chang'e looked down at the bandeau in front of her, as if she thought of something, and her cheeks turned crimson.

"Hugh nothing!" Lei Zhenzi, who cleared his throat, just wanted to come out to uphold justice, but before the word "li" came out, Jiang Tianran burst out again: "Fairy Chang'e, do you have a boyfriend?" "This is what Yue Lao taught him, he must finish asking this sentence and then talk deeply.

Lei Zhenzi's wings seemed to be broken.

"Damn!!" Marshal Tianpeng couldn't help it at all, and the immortal force summoned a nine-toothed nail rake, and knocked Jiang Tianran off the Yao Chi with a nail rake in front of everyone!

"Ahh was slapped like this by Xuan Xian's immortal weapon, Jiang Tianran felt that he was about to be photographed in the mortal world, and he couldn't stop it.

Chang'e glared at Marshal Tianpeng angrily, left the table angrily, her steps were a little messy, and the jade rabbit who followed behind was also a little panicked, Chang'e Fairy has been in the fairy world for so many years, and it is the first time that she has been treated with such a big lightness.

The noise here alarmed the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, and Yaochi Pantao would appear such a farce, which made the Jade Emperor Long Yan furious, and directly demoted Marshal Tianpeng, who used force in Yaochi and spoke disrespectfully, to the world after a heavy punishment of 300 days.

And the Immortal Monarch who had already been beaten by Marshal Tianpeng with a nail rake was not recalled, and the Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers directly to the Ninety-Nine Heavens to reach the immortal decree and degrade the mortal world on the spot.

So there was the scene just now, Jiang Tianran just woke up and found that he had been ordered to demote the mortal world, and the heavenly soldiers obviously didn't want to communicate with the doom fairy more, and the conditions for ending the punishment were super fast, and Jiang Tianran didn't hear it clearly.

"I'm rubbing, the fat man asked me to ask." Without giving any chance to explain, the dignified and lonely Immortal Monarch, who had just been awake for less than 10 minutes, was kicked off the immortal realm again, and the immortal power on his body was plundered little by little.

"Don't you just want to fall in love? Wrong? Jade Emperor, am I wrong about this??? ”

"I rub, what the hell am I doing wrong? I'm a model worker! Is there such an aggrieved fairy as me! After saying this, she found that she couldn't even make a sound through the air.

"Your brother's Marshal Tianpeng!!" This was the last sentence left by Jiang Tianran, who was unable to move his body, in the heavenly realm.

The year of the human calendar is 2016 A.D., yes, there is no before. The doomed Immortal Monarch Jiang was naturally demoted to the mortal world because of the two balls.

Then, just sober, he still had two balls in front of him.

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