Chapter 6 Uncle and Aunt
"How did you talk to your Uncle Yi? Didn't I teach you? Your Uncle Yi said that it was the designation, why did he lie to you. Xu Qiang knocked on the table and glared at Xu Feng.
"Uncle Yi?!What's going on?!Why don't I know when I'll have an extra uncle coming out!" Xu Feng's eyes widened in disbelief.
Stiffly turned his head to look at Yu Yi, only to see that Yu Yi was still frowning at him.
He's my uncle, he's not much older than me!
"Some time ago, I drank wine and worshipped your Uncle Yi, why isn't it your uncle, do you still have to ask for your consent?"
"As far as your temperament is concerned, maybe it's a handle that you worship when your brain is hot, and you worship an uncle for me, who will I talk to. Xu Feng felt that it was very possible, after so many years of getting along, as soon as his father pouted his buttocks, he knew what shit he wanted to pull.
"Have you kid's wings hardened lately! or haven't you itched for too long?...
"Let's eat~Eat~"
A nice voice broke the atmosphere of cannibalism at the scene.
Yu Yun brought a pot of fragrant lean meat and mushroom soup to the table, and as soon as she was on the table, she held the rice bowl and pulled it with a match, her two eyes were round, as if I was a melon-eating crowd, by the way, there were two melon-eating people next to her waiting for the follow-up.
Xu Qiang slowed down for a while, re-brewed his majesty as a father, and then said solemnly: "Xiao Feng, your Uncle Yi is really good to us, this is not me drunk and nonsense, just let us live here is very worthy, those who fled from Jiangcheng with us are still living in tents." ”
"What's more, my prosthetic leg and your enrollment are all your Uncle Yi's worries, and even my job of transporting materials is also related to your Uncle Yi's departure. ”
Xu Qiang stretched out his left arm and shook it in front of Xu Feng, he couldn't see that his forearm had been broken at all, and even his skin color was the same, I heard that it could also connect nerves to simulate touch and pain.
Xu Qiang glared at him and said, "People must know how to be grateful, your Uncle Yi has done so much for us, isn't it worthy of your respect?"
"I'm wronged... I didn't say disrespectful, it's just... It's just, all of a sudden... There's an extra uncle who isn't a few years older than me, and I just didn't react..."
Xu Feng felt that he was very wronged, you coldly told me that this was an uncle, and you didn't give me any time to react, and then it was a balabala education, and let me say anything, I would be like a disloyal and unfilial bad person.
"Then you're still—" Dad's eyes widened, and he was about to start a tirade again,
Yu Yi hurriedly interjected and interrupted: "Brother Qiang, let's say a few words, I'm still a child, and I didn't mean to say that Xiao Feng didn't mean to." ”
"Xiao Yi, let me tell you, I don't know how to thank you for doing so much to this kid, and he is blocking you like this, it's just that the skin is itchy, I want to loosen the skin, I have experience in this, don't worry..."
Qingya and Yuyun, who were eating melons, almost squirted out a mouthful of white rice, and it seemed that Xu Feng was usually beaten.
"Don't don't, don't, don't, Xiao Feng has just woken up, if you beat it down, maybe you will be in a coma again, or wait until it's good to beat it, and how can I also be Xiao Feng's uncle, do you do something for my nephew? ”
Yu Yi hurriedly stopped him, after all, he had seen the excitement, and it would be a bit too much to say that Xu Feng would be beaten up again.
"It's also true, it's me who is struggling, and I should be punished. As he spoke, Dad picked up his wine glass and drank three glasses in a row, his face turned red, and then turned his head to look at Xu Feng.
That frightened Xu Feng's neck back, look at what I'm doing, I'm wrong.
"Don't hurry up and call uncle!"
“... Wing... Uncle"
"Why! You're reluctant, aren't you?"
"Uncle Yi!!" roared, startling the three people who ate melons.
"Also, Xiaoyun is also called!"
“... Aunt ༼༎ຶᴗ༎ຶ༽ "Xu Feng is dead, speechless and looking at the sky, why do I have such an old man as you! You want to reduce your son's status to the minimum!"
The afterglow of eating melons turned red in a flash, am I an aunt? People aren't ready yet~
Qing Ya was smiling while watching, but she didn't forget the movements in her hands, and kept putting vegetables in her mouth, a typical foodie.
"Let's still talk about it, we are called old in this way, I am not much older than Xiao Feng, Xiao Yun is the same age, or we are different, just call Brother Yi. ”
Yu Yi waited for Xu Feng to finish calling before he spoke, just tease, joking will help unity, if you really want Xu Feng to call him uncle, he will panic himself.
"How can this work, the generations are all messed up!"
"I think that's okay. Xu Feng interjected on the side.
"You little rabbit cub, do you really want to eat and fight!" Xu Qiang's two eyes glared at Xu Feng like fire, and he was so frightened that he immediately closed his mouth from the heart.
...
"Hey, forget it, let's talk about each other, come on!
In the end, after Yu Yi's good talk, Dad compromised, turned his head away from Xu Feng, the thing that made him angry, picked up the wine glass and urged Yu Yi and Qingya to drink.
A warm farce came to an end in eating and drinking, but I pity a certain person with a hanging bottle, and can only watch the table full of dishes sighing.
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"Whew~, Nima!I found that lying down is much more uncomfortable than moving, let me lie at home and choose the same as reading, I would rather choose to read!"
Xu Feng, who had been lying at home for nearly a month, had barely recovered, and his whole body was almost moldy after lying down for a month.
The three months he was lying down was unconscious and couldn't feel it, but this month he really didn't want to say it, and his father and Yu Yi didn't care about him, and he really became an existence that his father didn't love and didn't love.
If it weren't for Yu Yun coming to chat with him after school every day, he wouldn't know how to persevere.
You say it's the same as sleeping, don't be too cool?
How is it possible! You can't sleep for more than ten hours at most.
But when you are awake, you will feel countless bandages tightly wrapped around you, wrapping you all over the body hot and itchy, as if you have a membrane in contact with the outside world, and you are alone in this membrane, you can't move anything, you can't do anything, this feeling makes you shudder.
Fortunately, he recovered quickly, the doctor said that it would take 4 months, and he recovered in a month.
The only feeling he has now is that the world is so beautiful, the world is so colorful, and he can wave everywhere again.
Thinking about it, Xu Feng couldn't stop being excited, and looked left and right at home, but they were all there, reading, teaching, and pulling supplies, but no one was at home.
Okay! Now you can experiment with abilities!
Xu Feng lightly untied the bandages on his body, and after a while, the floor of his small room was full of bandages, and when the last thread fell from him, Xu Feng exhaled with relief, this thing had tormented him for a whole month!
Looking at his knife-like eight-pack abs in the mirror, as well as the angular biceps and triceps, Xu Feng wanted to say,! Which beautiful man is this, so dazzling.
Thinking about his original figure, although he is not fat, but there is only one muscle, which is aggregated together, that is after he has trained his eight-pack abs, he still wants to practice another piece, and then ninety-nine to one to form a whole, looking at it is extremely unsightly, and then compare the current figure.
Xu Feng burst into tears and cried~ My eight-pack abs are finally back!
Looking at the mirror, Xu Feng shook his head and admired it for most of the day, perfect, that's what it looks like.
The more I looked at him, the more satisfied I felt, and a sense of pride arose, but at the same time he was a little bit of doubt, Yu Yi had made up a lot of knowledge about his abilities this month, but he hadn't heard him mention the benefits of ability awakening and shaping.
I don't know if this is due to the ability awakening, but it's good that the results are good, and when you think about the pain you've endured over the past few months, it's all worth it.
You must know that there is nothing that a man looks forward to and is most worthy of showing off in his life.
And these things, he has now, are still the most perfect, which can't be left unexcited.
However, after the excitement, it was boring for a while, Xu Feng thought about it in the mirror for a long time before remembering that he was the ability to experiment, and he blamed this perfect body for delaying me, it seems that people sometimes can't be too perfect, which is also a kind of annoyance.
After sighing, Xu Feng rushed into the toilet is a big wash, who let him not take a bath for nearly 4 months, and after washing, he also blew a hairstyle for himself.
Putting on the clothes his father bought, Xu Feng returned to his hut.