Tang Xuanzang was tied to a pillar, bowing his head and not saying a word.

When I found the women, I gathered several carts from all over the place. Tell these women to sit in the carriage, and whoever will drive the carriage will sit in front of the carriage.

I sat in front of me to catch the car, and Erin Shah sat next to me and said, "My lord, why have you been there for so many days?"

I said, "There are so many things, of course it will take a few more days!" Huh! Erin Shah, you have learned Chinese well!

Erin Shah said: My lord, I am a genius!

I said, "Genius Erin Shah, you're going to be hit by a tree branch!"

Erin Shah turned around and saw the large branches. Ahh

I said, "Look at you!"

Erin Shah said, "My lord, how many days are we going to have to walk before we can get out of this damn place?"

I said: It will take half a month to walk, and we will always walk on the main road.

Erin Shah said: What about the trouble?

I said, "It will take longer!" Do you know how long we have traveled from Datang to here?

Erin Shah said: Why do it take three or four months?

I said, "Wrong!" It took us 14 years to get here from Datang!

Erin Shah said: Wow! For so long, if it were me, I would have gone crazy! We're going to have to go for 14 years? Woo, I'll be an old woman by then!

I said: It didn't take that long, we didn't take the official road when we came, we walked on the lofty mountains. If you take the official road for a year, you can get to Datang.

Erin Shah said: It's still your Oriental man, with perseverance and charm! It doesn't look strong, but it's actually very strong! Erin Shah, holding my arm with her hand, said.

I said, "Are you Rakshasa men full of muscles from head to toe?"

Erin Shah said: Yes! This is the sign of a Rakshasa man! If you are not strong, you will not be able to find a wife.

I said, "Erin Shah, don't change the subject!"

Erin Shah said, "Do you have a wife?"

I said, "Yes!" I have a daughter!

Erin Shah said: You are still very young, why do you have children so early?

I said: We Orientals pay attention to three filial pieties. One of them is that there is no queen! So we come out to break into the present, and we want to leave behind future generations at home.

Erin Shah said: I heard that a man in Datang can marry several wives, why don't you marry a few more, my lord?

I said: I call it unrequited love a flower, do you understand?

Erin Shah said, "We Rakshasas, a man will marry a wife."

I said, "You have limited resources, so it's good to be able to feed one."

Erin Shah said: Yes! Winter is the longest of the four seasons of the year. We only have a few months to grow the food we need. In the winter, we are almost bored at home and do not go out. By the time we got out of the house the following spring, we had gained weight several times!

I said, "Erin Shah, do you know the legends of the gods and demons that you have?"

Erin Shah said: Our wizards, shamans, bishops, knights, rangers, etc., etc It's all real, and they have to accept apprentices every once in a while.

I said, "You didn't participate in the disciple selection?"

Erin Shah said: Forget it, the registration fee can make you collapse!

I said, "How much does it cost?"

Erin Shah said: The registration fee is 10 gold coins, and it may not be selected. If you can't choose a family, you will starve.

I said, "Your nobles and lords are also very rich?"

Erin Shar said: Rich? Sometimes he was poorer than we were, and he couldn't even eat. The face of the aristocratic lord is more important than anything else!

I said, "This is called, die to face and suffer sin!"

Erin Shah said: That's so apt for that!

I stopped the carriage and came to the bottom of the carriage and shouted, "Shiva, you have been following for so long, you are really patient!"

Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

Marshal Ao, I didn't expect you to really feel it!

I said, "You smell like you're all over your body, I really understand it!" Shiva, hurry up and let Tang Xuanzang go, I don't embarrass you.

Shiva said, "Marshal Ao, I want to talk to you about something, I don't know if it's okay?"

I said: Your subordinates are defeated, and you are not qualified to negotiate terms with me.

Shiva said, "Marshal Ao, you seem to be mistaken!" Tang Xuanzang is in my hands, even if you kill me, you can't find him.

I said, "Shiva, what conditions do you have?"

Shiva said: I want Tang Xuanzang to obtain the true scriptures!

I said, "You are happy with Zen, as if you don't study the Buddhist scriptures, right?"

Shiva said, "We don't study the Buddhist scriptures, but I can't let the sutras leave the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain."

I said, "You don't count if you say this, and I don't count if I say it." The masters of the first sect have agreed, what are you!

Shiva said, "I am also a Buddha, and I didn't ask for my consent. Buddhism is not his own, I have a share in it!

I said, "Shiva, I've given you a chance." If you don't cherish it, then don't blame me.

Shiva said: Do you dare to do it in the territory of my Buddhism, and you are not afraid that you will not be able to go out of the western heavens?

I said, "If you come, you don't dare to talk nonsense with me." You're right here, talking to me.

Shiva said: Hand over the scriptures, I let Tang Xuanzang release them.

I said, "Oh! Shiva, look who's behind me?

When Shiva saw the people behind me, he said, "No, no, no, no, it can't be!" How did you get them out?

I said, "You hid them in the cave and thought I didn't know?"

Shiva said, "Well, I'm fighting with you today!"

I said, "Then I will fulfill you, Buddha of Buddhism!" I dodged and penetrated Shiva's form.

Then Shiva, with an incredulous expression, lay on the ground.

In the vicinity, the monks who rejoiced in Zen Buddhism scattered as birds and beasts, and hurried away from this land of right and wrong. The Buddhas are all dead, don't they die faster if they stay here?

Tang Xuanzang said: Amitabha! Thank you, Mr. Wang!

I said: Master Xuanzang, thank you for what, do we need to say thank you?

Tang Xuanzang said: You killed Shiva, leave quickly! After a long time, there will be trouble.

I said, "Master Xuanzang, you don't have to worry about me. Hurry up and go, and bring back the scriptures, so that you don't have too many dreams at night!

Tang Xuanzang said: Let's rush back to Datang first, and then pick up when we come back from enlightenment.

I said, "That's right, those who do big things don't have to be informal."

Tang Xuanzang walked for a while, and then drove the clouds to the Tang Dynasty.

After Tang Xuanzang left, Erin Sha said: My lord, the monk is white and fat, and he has no masculinity at all.

I said: Erin Shah, do you want to find someone to marry in Datang?

Erin Shah said: Yes! I just don't know, who dares to marry us.

I said: Back to Datang, I will introduce you to some good young men.

Erin Shah said: We have no identity!

I said: I'll take you as a daughter, do you think this is good?

Erin Shah said: How old are you! Take advantage of me!

I said, "I'm 80 years old, and I can't be your father yet!"

Eileen Shah said, "God, save me!" He's crazy, so young, he has to say he's 80 years old!

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