Yuanyuan woke up. Xia Hua saw that there was a piece of paper in Uncle Guo's coat pocket that secretly peeked out, and asked curiously, "Brother Guo, what is in your pocket?" ”

Yuanyuan took out a look, ah, it turned out to be the bachelor's handwritten "Su Shi's 17 Pleasures", overjoyed, and hurriedly presented it to his sister, while it was very strange, dream-like, and said: "What is this, Lord Bachelor, it must have been secretly stuffed in while I was drinking." ”

"See if there are any other tips?" Concubine Wen was also very curious.

"There is also a sign here, which reads, 'Long live the noble and benevolent Concubine Wen Niangniang, please smile. Looking forward to the joy of the government and the opposition. Beg for love, and do not ridicule. ’”

As soon as Concubine Wen saw the interesting "17 Joys of Su Shi", she immediately shared it with Emperor Xu, reading the catchy children's rhyme style short poem, the two emperors and concubines seemed to have cut off all the troubles, and Emperor Xu laughed at himself: "It seems that this is the destiny of the bachelor Aiqing." Ai Concubine, you see, the more the court degraded it, the more happy he seems to be. If he had prospered official fortune, how could he have found so many enjoyable things, and how could he have the kung fu to pursue a happy life? It seems that Su Aiqing is indeed a genius who makes fun in suffering, and even I am inferior by three points! I don't know other civil and military officials, but his opponent? ”

Hearing this, Concubine Wen felt the same way, but she also heard a strong vinegar smell and a faint jealousy, and immediately "saw the wind and made the rudder", and said softly: "He is happy with him, we are drunk with ours, the saint, celebrities and gentlemen have been like this since ancient times, don't mind, it's better for us to be not laymen, let's also talk about our enjoyment, how about it?" ”

"So good, so good." Emperor Xu was glad to get up.

"Aren't you going to court in the afternoon?"

"There's nothing big going on lately, so don't go to court." Emperor Xu's face was indifferent.

"Sister, I'm also involved in the discussion, can I?" Yuanyuan couldn't bear to say goodbye.

"Quasi-play! You can talk about two pieces. ”

"Brother Xie, Royal Brother!"

"Why did I become a 'royal brother' again?"

"Royal brother, the homonym is 'more and more fierce', I wish the imperial brother, whether it is governing the Celestial Empire or cultivating the heroic and masculine, vigorous and powerful dragon body, all of them are more and more courageous, make persistent efforts, and be unstoppable!" Yuanyuan said to himself, and listened to Emperor Xu's laughter.

Tired of laughing, he sighed: "If the royal brother is a person in the court, I will be the first to belittle you, but I am really reluctant to let you be a 'courtier'." ”

"Brother Yu, what is a courtier? Please explain the ins and outs. ”

"Then Brother Yu will explain it to you in detail. Rigoletto is a minister who is favored by the emperor. Brother Xian, this word was invented by Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty had a minister named Deng Tong, who was a doctor in Taizhong at the time, and was very appreciated and favored by Emperor Wen. One day, Prime Minister Shen Tujia went to court, but Deng Tong stood next to the emperor, behaving sluggishly and losing etiquette. After the performance, Prime Minister Shentu said: Your Majesty favors the courtier, and you can make him rich and noble, but as for the court etiquette, you can't be unserious. The emperor said: Don't say it, I just like him!

After retreating from the court, he returned to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and Shen Tujia issued a conscription document asking Deng Tong to come to the Prime Minister's Mansion, but Deng Tong did not come, so Prime Minister Shen Tu was ready to execute Deng Tong. Deng was in a panic after being informed, and hurriedly ran to the palace to report the incident to Emperor Wen, who said: You just have to rest assured, I will send someone to call you back immediately. Deng Tong arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion, took off his crown, bare feet, kowtowed and apologized, and Shen Tujia remained motionless in his original position, deliberately not courteous. As soon as he opened his mouth, he scolded: You are a good Deng Tong, you dare to behave casually in the palace, your attitude is lazy, you have committed the crime of great disrespect, and you should be beheaded! Deng Tong was frightened. Prime Minister Shentu still refused to let him go.

Emperor Wen calculated that the prime minister had made Deng Tong suffer enough, so he sent someone to recall Deng Tong with a holy decree. And let the messenger tell the prime minister: This is my courtier, and the king should release him. Deng Tong bought it, and Deng Tong was put back.

"Presumably, this is because the pressure on the emperor is too great, and some people need to release him, and there are times when the saint is crushed, and there are extenuating circumstances." Concubine Wen said empathetically.

Thinking that Lily is looking at the store alone, it is really hard, and thirty-six plans are the best plan. Yuan Yuan took a sip of tea and said: "Royal brother, sister, Wei brother first talks about his own pleasures, like shaking his lips and telling jokes just now, and second, after I made a lot of money with Lily, I drove a horse in the spring breeze to play wantonly." Then he retired Emperor Xu and his sister.

"Then we'll go on. Hooray, you talk about it first. ”

"The first thing is that when I was eight or nine years old, I memorized the Analects fluently, admiring the surprised and delighted eyes of my great-grandmother and father; The second thing is the bits and pieces of me and my concubine being together; The third thing is that I once gave Guan Yu the title of "King of Manifest Spirits". During the Three Kingdoms period, Guan Yu's influence was not very large, and it could not be compared with Zhuge Kongming, but in the Celestial Empire, Guan Yu gradually influenced the people, and his influence became greater and greater, and it was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty built the Guan Sheng Temple for him, and later, I found it unpleasant, and named him the 'King of Manifest Lie', step by step, I let Guan Yu realize the evolution from a human to a god. I used to roam in micro-clothes, do you guess how the people of Kaifeng reacted? They bowed and worshiped the 'Manifest Flame King' of Shenwu, and praised how this title showed its might, and it was sure to kill the little ghost of Yama without leaving a cloud behind. ”

"Hades is violent, Guan Yulie, this is 'the road is one foot high, and the demon is one foot high.' Long live, give this number, Ze and Wandai, the credit is indispensable! Concubine Wen praised.

"Then, the concubine also summarizes it for you in six words, "Long Live Three Pleasures", one is 'fluently reciting the Analects', the second is to spend time with Emperor Xu's concubines, and the third is to seal the 'King of Martyrs'."

"Aifei, it's your turn." Emperor Xu stared eagerly at Concubine Wen.

"Imperial Concubine Qin Se and Ming." As soon as these words came out, Emperor Xu's heart boiled, and his face was happy.

"Sleep until you wake up naturally." Concubine Wen stretched her waist.

Xia Hua thinks that if all the beauties are invited, the scene will be spectacular!

Later, the beauties rushed to the pepper room first, Concubine Wen was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Welcome sisters to this pepper room, I haven't had such a 'heart-to-heart' for a long time." ”

"Second sister, you're here. Do you know? Chaoyun is gone, I don't know if it's her destiny, or if you are a prophecy, anyway, I think you should still apologize to Chaoyun. ”

The eighth sister felt that this was too embarrassing for the second sister, and immediately answered: "It's better for us to go together to comfort and comfort Chaoyun under the Nine Springs." ”

Concubine Wen felt that this would disappoint Emperor Xu, so she instructed all the sisters to come to the corner of the imperial garden, lead everyone, and whispered together: "I hope that Sister Chaoyun under the spring can forgive the beauty in the palace for a moment of careless speech, which caused my sister to be in danger, if you have never forgiven, please let me know." ”

The beauties came in. Emperor Xu sighed with emotion, and said slowly: "After my text, I know the general situation, value benevolence, and deeply comfort me!" Chaoyun under the spring will definitely be deeply moved, and no longer blame you for the collision. ”

"Thank you for your grace!" All the beauties said in unison.

Concubine Wen invited the eighth sister to read Su Shi's "17 Things to Do", and the beauties cheered, at this time, they were not afraid of laugh lines! He exclaimed: "A bachelor is a bachelor, and it is really different." "The bachelor is not only a poet, but also a big player." "The bachelor must be a stubborn stone, no matter how derogatory he is, he is not afraid." "Bachelor, Bachelor, Player!"

"Banzai and I have already talked about our own pleasures, so please come and talk about it as soon as possible." Concubine Wen said.

"Dance." The second sister said.

"It should be in a six-character format." Concubine Wen reminded.

"I won't say it." The second sister said, full of helplessness and innocence.

"Dancing like a fly." Concubine Wen sent charcoal in the snow.

"Sing a cappella." Concubine Xian said.

"Who's going to perfect the eldest sister's pleasure?"

"I don't know, I don't know." The crowd refused.

"Shame on the lark warbler." Concubine Wen went out again.

"Third sister, it's your turn."

"Delicious food." Qi Tianle said perfunctorily embarrassedly.

"It's our wish to taste all the food in the world." The eighth sister saved the scene without complaint and said.

"Watch cats and dogs play." "Xi Shi Jin" said.

"It's only five words." The beauties laughed out loud.

"I like to see cats and dogs playing."

"Good! It's really interesting! The crowd echoed and boasted.

Then, Han Meiren, Wei Meiren and Gao Meiren said successively: "Scribble and vent." "Give the beggar silver." "I can get a good book at hand."

"Sisters, I didn't think you were also very interesting, so it would be better to share a great joy with everyone."

"Speak quickly, speak quickly." Everyone urged.

"When I was a kid, Lily and I used to play together, once at dusk, when night was approaching. We held our shoulders and laughed as we walked, walking on the narrow ridges, I never dreamed that we would be planted in the paddy fields and covered in mud. ”

The imperial concubines laughed heartily, forgetting all the so-called sorrows and troubles.

"No wonder my sister is so outstanding, it turned out to be a masterpiece of mud baths. Sisters, let's go to the mud bath tonight. The eighth sister sneered kindly.