Chapter 38: The Jade Emperor's Critical Attack
"What's wrong?" The Jade Emperor frowned, secretly rubbed his aching buttocks, and sat for a few hours, even as an immortal, it was a little difficult to bear. I wanted to end it early, but Sun Wukong actually objected, which made him a little angry.
"Of course it's not good, he was brought by my grandson, so naturally he will be punished the same as me." Monkey King said.
"You monkey, I remember the past feelings, take into account the feelings of the Buddha, and forgive you again and again, don't be too presumptuous."
"Hehe...... " Sun Wukong simply waved his hand, jumped on an incense burner, and smiled maliciously: "You Jade Emperor Lao'er, my old grandson is in the past, so I can persuade each other with good words, don't let Xiao Erha bite Lu Dongbin, I don't know the good heart of my old grandson." ”
"Then tell me, what kind of heart do you have? What I see is that you are exonerating a little demon. "The Jade Emperor said.
"It's because you don't have good eyes and can't see." Sun Wukong pursed his lips and pointed at Mao Xiaotian and said, "Do you know who he is?" ”
"It's just a little demon, how could I know, but you, a monkey, have all fallen to this point and are in the company of the little demon." The Jade Emperor said disapprovingly, although Mao Xiaotian's soul fluctuations were a little special, he didn't care about it yet.
Mao Xiaotian's heart began to go up and down, where was he still in the mood to count peaches, stood aside, and prayed secretly, hoping that Sun Wukong would rely on the score this time.
"A little demon? Haha......" Sun Wukong couldn't stop laughing and said: "Believe it or not, today you send this little demon to the border, and tomorrow the heavenly court will be chaotic." ”
"Speak wildly." The Jade Emperor drank coldly and said, "Could it be that this little demon has something to do?" I'm curious. ”
"What's the origin, you just ask Erlang God to know." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
The immortals looked at Erlang God, only to see him take two steps forward, bow down and say, "Your Majesty, what the Great Sage said is true, because this little demon is the reincarnation of the Heavenly Demon Ancestor. Moreover, the Amazing Demon Venerable has also found him. ”
"What, it's the reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor?" All the immortals were shocked and looked at Mao Xiaotian in shock.
Mao Xiaotian was a little embarrassed to look at, and laughed twice: "That...... I'm Hu Hansan back again......"
"Nima ......" The Jade Emperor rubbed his brain kernel that was even more painful, and felt that his luck had arrived home today.
"Demon Ancestor, don't worry, I, Lu Dongbin, will definitely intercede for you."
"Demon Ancestor, I, Beihua, will definitely ask Your Majesty for extrajudicial mercy, don't worry."
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Several voices came into his ears one after another, Mao Xiaotian looked at it in surprise, but he didn't know which immortal was speaking, it seemed that this was the sound transmission. These words made him breathe a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he wondered, could it be that his deterrent power was really so great? However, the last sentence of the transmission made him understand that it was not that he was a great deterrent, after all, he was only reincarnated. The big one is the charm of Su Meier's sister.
"This immortal has admired the Demon Venerable for a long time, and after this incident, I will also ask the Demon Ancestor to introduce it."
The cruel words were all released, and the Jade Emperor was a little difficult to ride the tiger, so he had to turn his gaze to the immortals and said, "What do the immortals think?" ”
"Your Majesty." A white-clothed immortal walked out and said, "The minister thinks that since it is the reincarnation of the Heavenly Demon Ancestor, it should be treated leniently, after all, the two worlds of immortals and demons have established diplomatic relations for many years, and there is no need to affect the friendship between the two worlds for this matter." ”
"The minister seconded the proposal."
"The minister seconded the proposal."
One by one, the immortals stood up one after another, and after finishing speaking, they also cast a goodwill look at Mao Xiaotian.
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor nodded, pretending to be thoughtful and falling into deep thought.
"Heavenly Demon Ancestor." At this moment, the white-clothed immortal walked in front of Mao Xiaotian and said: "Down is Lu Dongbin, the beauty of the Demon Venerable, I have admired it for a long time, here's it, please ask the demon ancestor to say a good word, I can recognize the Demon Venerable, this immortal will feel very honored." ”
Seeing this, the other immortals were not willing to lag behind, and they spoke one after another, and the content was almost the same.
"The reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor is gratifying."
"Yes, if you are free, please ask the Demon Ancestor to introduce the Demon Venerable to this immortal."
"I've admired it for a long time."
"Demon Ancestor ......"
"Huh...... Rejoicing and rejoicing... Where is it..."In order to get out, Mao Xiaotian had to deal with it with a smile, but secretly said with a scarf: "The beauty of thinking, my sister is mine, don't think about it." ”
"Shut up." The Jade Emperor was about to pretend to mutter, so he went down the steps given by the immortals, but when he saw that the immortals were so unbearable at this time, he couldn't help but be angry, and slapped the dragon chair and shouted.
The immortals were violently excited, and hurriedly returned to their original positions, and confessed: "Your Majesty is angry. ”
"Anger?" The Jade Emperor sneered, stood up (rubbing his buttocks without leaving a trace), walked down the steps slowly, and said, "How do you tell me to calm my anger?" I originally thought that you were interceding for the Heavenly Demon Ancestor because you were taking into account the friendship between the two worlds of immortals and demons, and you were thinking about the 12th Five-Year Plan of the fairy world, but I was wrong, very wrong. ”
The immortals were silent, bowing their heads in a shameless manner, and no one dared to speak.
The Jade Emperor paced in the main hall, and after the blood circulation on his buttocks was much more comfortable, but he was still a little numb, and continued: "I never expected that your starting point was so one-sided, it was actually to please Jinghua, ridiculous, ridiculous......"
"Your Majesty is angry, the minister is wrong." The immortals confessed again.
"Wrong? What's wrong? The Jade Emperor was stern and continued: "The Demon Venerable is the number one beauty in the demon world, this is true, and I don't blame you for being fascinated, but you have to remember clearly which one is the most important in front of the overall situation of the fairy world." ”
"Your Majesty, the overall situation is important."
"Brother Monkey, nothing will go wrong, right?" Mao Xiaotian asked with some unease.
"It's okay, it's okay." Sun Wukong said casually, and continued to watch the Jade Emperor angrily.
"Are you really okay?"
"Don't worry, it's really fine."
"Do you know that the big picture matters? But you told me, what did you do just now? The impatient look in the hall made me feel very cold. The Jade Emperor said with a deep sense of distress.
"The ministers are ashamed, please punish Your Majesty." All the immortals lowered their heads in shame, with a look of self-blame.
"Reprimand? How is it punished? The Jade Emperor looked around, waved his hand with interest, and said, "You are all my courtiers, how can I punish you?" The so-called law does not blame the public, how can I punish it? I only hope that in the future, you must remember that the overall situation of the Heavenly Court is the first immortal official. ”
"Remember, thank you for your majesty's teachings."
"Hmm." The Jade Emperor nodded, walked up to Mao Xiaotian, and said, "As for the Heavenly Demon Ancestor, although your intentions were impure just now, what you said is reasonable, and this time forget it." ”
"Huh......" Mao Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you." ”
"It doesn't matter." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and then said seriously: "It's just a trivial matter, but I have something to say." ”
"What?" Mao Xiaotian asked.
"Hehe......" The Jade Emperor smiled kindly, stretched out a hand, and said, "Can we be friends?" The kind of friend who can meet the Amazing Demon Venerable. ”
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"Poof......
Mao Xiaotian saw that all the immortals were clutching their chests in pain, obviously caused by the Jade Emperor's divine turn of 10,000 critical hits, and they were already bloody, and they needed to go back to the city to recuperate.