In the long history of football, countless superstars have their own unique skills. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Such as Cruyff's turn, Panenka's penalty, Zidane's Marseille maneuver, Ronaldo's oxtail pass, Iniesta's croquettes, Ronaldo's pendulum pass, Matthews feints, Puskas's V-shaped pull, Beckenbauer's pass, Beckham's scimitar, Robben's in-cut scimitar, Batistuta's god of war shot, Maradona's pass, etc.

It is every player's lifelong dream to name their unique skills after themselves and go down in the history of football.

Compared with the midfield position, goalkeepers are mainly goalkeepers in the early days, so superstar-level goalkeepers generally have nicknames, and rarely have unique skills named after themselves.

Some people say that the scorpion tail swing of crazy goalkeeper Rene Ikita is not a stunt?

Colombia's legendary goalkeeper Iquita left the classic saving "scorpion swing tail", but this is just a stroke of genius, occasional, and cannot be used often in the game, it can only be said to be a skill, so it is not a unique skill.

On the football field, subtle short passes are always a beautiful treat, but a precise long pass that crosses half the pitch with a shooting star is often even more powerful.

There are some players who either sit in the middle of the pitch or guard the backfield, and use one-foot passes to sort out the team's offensive and defensive context.

They are the center of the team, they are the commander of the team, they interpret the game with their own thinking, and then use their precise footwork to make a wonderful curling kick that goes around the opponent's defence, and accurately comes to the feet of their teammates to generate assists or simplify the situation.

Since the birth of modern football, there have been many long pass masters, and there are many top long pass masters, most of whom are in the midfield.

In recent years, after the emergence of the type of central defender, there have also been many long passers in this position.

Since Pep Guardiola, the Spanish midfielder who had a long pass in his playing days, has been coaching, due to his high standards of tactical concepts for foot skills and passing skills in various positions, especially for the goalkeeper's foot skills and passing skills, a group of "goalkeeper" type goalkeepers led by Victor Valdés and Manuel Neuer have emerged, and their foot skills and long and short passes are not inferior to those of midfielders, and their status and left and right in the team are becoming more and more important.

Today, the focus of the battle between Liverpool and Arsenal, at the beginning and end of the first half, the Arsenal goalkeeper Zhang's two high-precision long passes helped the team lead by two goals, which was the biggest highlight in addition to the divine save.

During the halftime period, when Professor Brick Jia took stock of the first half, and game replays and advertisements appeared on TV, a post on Huaguo's largest football community platform Understanding Football God became a hit in the country in a short intermission.

The main content of this post is to give Zhang Zhetian's long pass an interesting name, use it as a unique skill of Zhang Zhetian, and create an interesting joke.

The gist of the post is:

Seeing that Brother Tian's two long passes caused goals, I knew that Brother Tian had developed his own unique skills.

The kid is not talented, and he vainly calls Brother Tian's long-pass stunt Dongfeng Express, and the slogan is: Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved!

I believe that many students will ask, what kind of courier company is this Dongfeng Express?

According to legend, our best express company in China is actually "Dongfeng Express"!

Their slogan is "Dongfeng Express, mission must be achieved!" Precise positioning, service to home, no return! ”

In fact, Dongfeng Express, the phrase "mission must be achieved" is very popular in the circle of military fans, and I believe that students who are military fans will understand it at a glance.

Dongfeng Express refers to the Dongfeng medium and long-range missiles independently developed by our country, which are given this vivid nickname by military fans because of their high strike accuracy.

Which neighboring country is about to move, so it will be sent by courier.

I used Brother Tian's two-legged long pass in the first half to create two jokes for the students to appreciate.

Brother Tian: Hello, Walcott, there is your pass, please receive, welcome to order next time. Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved!

Walcott: Roger.

Brother Tian: Dear, Sanchez, the pass you subscribed to has been delivered free of charge, welcome to order next time. Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved!

As soon as this post came out, it was quickly placed at the top of the god of understanding, and the number of clicks, shares and follow-ups continued to grow at a terrifying rate.

"666, the landlord is talented, and the younger brother is willing to bow down."

"Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved, too vivid."

"Brother Xiaotian finally has a unique stunt."

"True to its name, this long pass is no worse than Sleeping Pi and Brother Long."

"This is Brother Tian's first stunt, right?"

"Brother Tian will develop more stunts in the future, his palm is so big, there will definitely be new stunts."

"I'm a military fan, I'm a fan, and I'm a fan of Tiange. The landlord named Brother Tian's long pass as Dongfeng Express, and I believe that people in our circle will raise their hands and feet in approval. I also thank the landlord for popularizing the cutting-edge weapons developed by our country's rotation through this form, so that more people can understand and be proud of our country! ”

"Wandu (Huaguo independent research and development, the largest search engine in China), sure enough, Dongfeng Express is amazing, after reading the Oriental missile series, I am very proud, very proud!"

"Brother Tian, let's have a Dongfeng Express in the second half."

"Haha, Dongfeng Express hat trick, this one has!"

……

Arsenal dressing room.

Arsène Wenger's first words were: "The opening goal, you negotiated it beforehand? ”

Theo Walcott looked at Palm, Alex Sanchez looked at Palm, and almost everyone looked at Palm.

This is throwing the pot to Lao Tzu, and Zhang Zhetian thought angrily.

Suddenly, Wenger laughed and said: "Your PleasantlySurprised, I'm very satisfied, but what's the matter, don't hide it from me, it's your boss anyway, if a reporter asks, is this special tactic deliberately arranged by me, if I don't know anything, won't I be embarrassed in front of the reporter?" ”

Seeing that Wenger was not holding them accountable for changing the team's tactics without permission, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and the atmosphere became enthusiastic.

After all, the result of the first half was wonderful, and not everyone can do it to be able to lead by two goals at Anfield.

But the process in the middle, to be reasonable, the Gunners' two goals, one was the opening kick-off of the opponent, the other was the opponent's physical decline, and the impatience of the opponent to equalize.

If it weren't for Zhang Zhetian's many saves of the must-score goal, the score would not be 2-0, 2-2 or even 2-3 would have been possible.

"We're going to put the bus in the second half."

What the?

Swing the bus?

Everyone looked at Wenger, who looked unnaturally unnatural, with a hellish expression.