"Sister, there are small umbrella-like aquatic plants here, why don't you make a straw hat, okay?" Autumn Moon Road. Chong Zhen was a little sad, because it would increase his bad karma, but he couldn't bear to kill Qiu Yue's enthusiasm, and said, "You do it, I'll see you do it." "Qiu Yue is also smart,

She pulled one out of the dense grass and pulled it out for a long time, hey, forget it! So troublesome.

A frog squatted on the side of the road, dressed in beautiful green clothes, blended in with the surrounding aquatic plants. Chong Zhen said: "Stupid earthworm, why don't you learn from frogs?" You don't stay in the dirt all day long, and you dig out of the ground to find death and life, and I have no interest in trying to save you. As soon as he finished speaking, the frog had already escaped into the tall and dense grass, perhaps shy of being praised by the fairy road!

Then, a toad also appeared, and it lay on the side of the road stupidly, raising its head, afraid that passers-by would step on it, what about this stupid friend?

"Qiuyue, it's time to have fun with the toad this time, on the premise of not hurting it, see if you can make my sister and me happy."

So, Qiuyue thought about it for a long time, and finally there was it! She found a few leaves, tied them together with long vine-like grass, stood three or five steps away, and said, "Toad, toad, did you say that the emperor would come to see my sister?" If you leave all of a sudden, it means that the emperor is no longer interested in his sister. If you insist on accompanying us here and listening to what I say, it means that the Son of Heaven is the Son of Heaven, the God in the hearts of countless people, and the backbone of my sister. Come, pick up! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my blanket is on you, it's comfortable. ”

Really! The toad was so calm that the "leaf bomb" flew over and hit it on the back impartially, without disturbing it in the slightest.

Qiu Yue was ecstatic, danced with her hands, hugged her sister, and said funny: "Sister, the emperor is coming, he is really coming, don't you go back to dress up and take over the attendant?" ”

"How can it be so magical, who is the immortal between the two of us?" Chong Zhen smiled.

"I don't care, anyway, if you go up the mountain to see you within five days, you will lose, what will you lose to me, by the way, lose a tael of silver to me."

"Greedy ghost, okay, just be happy with your sister!"

Chong Zhen covered his mouth and said coquettishly: "I can't imagine that you really have a set of dead hooves!" Okay, don't make a fuss, maybe cultivators can also meet many donors who are practicing along the way, such as this toad, how can you blow so magically? ”

"Sister, I remember that there is a saying called 'Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain', and at this time, you call it 'Spend the belly of a frog with the heart of a Taoist'."

"It's a toad."

"The toad is also a frog, and the stepmother is also a mother." Then, Chong Zhen told Qiu Yue about the allusion between Su Shi and Buddha Yin about Buddha and cow dung, Qiu Yue exclaimed: "Such a famous person, will also be fooled, it seems that you have to be more profound in learning, otherwise there will be jokes, my Great Song Shenzhou is really not simple, and there is really learning everywhere!" ”

On the way, I met a few street children, who were begging for food with difficulty, and Chong Zhen was very sad to see this. It turned out that because their parents felt that they had given birth to another boy, and it was not easy to make a living when they grew up, they were abandoned by their ruthless parents, Chong Zhen couldn't help crying, and sighed: "'Tiger poison does not hurt the child', the dog mother will encounter an abandoned child, and will mistake it for a 'dog' born by herself, and she will take it back to raise it regardless of it, and the same will not be left behind when the feeding and caressing are the same, and even until the child grows up, he still does not want this 'dog' to return to human society, and there will be a war between people and dogs." ”

The sisters were sad, and hurriedly sent the abandoned child into the drama troupe, and the "Good Times" drama troupe had dealt with Concubine Wen before, and admired Chong Zhendao very much, so she naturally bought this account. After Chong Zhen thanked him for his kindness, he added: "I have worked hard to raise and cultivate the class master, and I will come to visit the children next time." "Don't worry, mother!" The children bid farewell to the sisters in tears. (Note: 厍, the same as "shooting".) ）

"Sister, you see someone swimming in the river, can you teach me to swim?"

"Next time, sister, I'm really not in a good mood, there are so many orphans in the Great Song Dynasty, how to settle them, help me think of a way."

Qiu Yue was thinking about how to share her sister's worries, and as soon as she was halfway up, she was as safe as snow and followed, he carried a big bag of fruits, gave them to Chong Zhen, and said: "Xiandao, please smile, with the nourishment of these fruits, the health of Xiandao will be even more powerful." ”

"Thank you for safety, but you have to shift the focus to Ruxue, after all, other people's parents are far away, and now, you are everything to others, you know?"

"Know, know, I'll take care of this beauty, don't worry!"

"However, in order to thank you for your loyalty, Poor Dao will give you a sentence as a reward, 'One fruit a day, the old man is better than the young man.' There is one thing to remember: eat less meat every day, and also eat some fruit to make sure you have more energy. ”

"Immortal Dao, in front of his friends, he is also 'poor and poor', right?"

"And what should you call yourself?"

"The way of beauty, the way of fruit, the way of wisdom." The safety self-question and self-answer made everyone laugh for a long time.

Xian Dao asked about the current situation of the two, and was very satisfied, and when he saw that Niangniang frowned, he asked the reason, and immediately took it into account, and said: "Zun Dao, it is better to raise funds for the orphans by setting up an altar to preach, and build an orphanage as soon as possible." ”

Chong Zhen's eyes lit up and said, "Okay, this plan is wonderful!" Safe, you go back and explain this matter to the people of the DPRK and China, I am happy to exchange and discuss knowledge with the civil and military officials, and I can't wait to raise this fund immediately, and see you tomorrow afternoon! In addition to being happy, she also gave them a lot of dumplings.

Following. Sure enough, a group of officials, large and small, came.

"Immortal Dao, Immortal Dao, don't come unharmed!" "Please gossip less, go straight to the point, if you think that I am satisfied with the discussion with the poor road, please leave your thoughts, no matter how much, the amount of donations I will make a timely announcement, please fill in this form yourself."

Qiu Yue also looked stupid, for her sister's popularity, for the knowledge and wisdom of the fairy way, she almost forgot to treat each other with tea!