70. The helper returns

Ding Yueming clenched the note in his hand and read it in his mouth: "I'm right: the sky is even the water, the tail water is the sky." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "The fog is against the sky, the mountains are against the water, and the battle is very neat. Not only that, but this lower link also corresponds to the palindromic backward format of the upper link, and the artistic conception is even better.

"That's right!" The crowd of onlookers suddenly came with a heartfelt sound of admiration, such a neat and exquisite couplet is rare in the world, some people even want to come to the pen and paper to write down in a hurry, and it is good to take it out and enjoy it with others in the future.

The corners of Master Gou's mouth twitched slightly, could it be that he was wrong just now, this girl is a hidden master? It's impossible, to be able to write such a profound absolute, you can't do it without reading a book for decades. He asked himself if he couldn't match such a perfect link, but this link came from the mouth of the teenage girl in front of him.

Take a fluke! Yes, it must be a fluke! Master Gou comforted himself, and then adjusted his psychological state, he was ready to test Ding Yueming to see if she could answer.

"Shanglian: The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half in the ground, and the moon is full and half in the moon. Madame please! "This is a witty couplet that uses natural phenomena and knowledge of daily life and the calendar as its themes, and skillfully uses a variety of rhetorical devices to demonstrate the author's ability to control words.

Ding Yueming pretended to be pensive, and looked at the little guy who poured tea, only to see that the little guy grinning at him, and a row of small white teeth suddenly appeared on his face as black as the bottom of a pot, this person's smile is so familiar......

The person who handed him the note just now should be right, this person should have no ill will towards himself, otherwise he didn't have to help just now, just stand aside and watch himself make a fool of himself. But what is the purpose of his help?

Ding Yueming couldn't figure it out, and he didn't have time to think about it, because Master Gou on the other side began to urge impatiently again. So in desperation, she cast a look at the little guy for help, since he could help herself the first time, he should help herself the second time.

Sure enough, the little guy quickly stepped forward to pour tea for himself, and in order to cooperate with him, Ding Yueming drank the tea, and then received a second note. Ding Yueming's act of drinking tea fell in the eyes of Master Gou, but he didn't care too much, just thought that Ding Yueming was doing it in order to hide the embarrassment that he wouldn't know, he secretly thought: "Stinky girl, even if you drink ten pots of tea, you can't answer!" ”

Unexpectedly, Ding Yueming immediately gave a wonderful link after drinking the tea: "Today's year, tomorrow's year, every year!" "It just so happens that the New Year is coming up in a few days, and this couplet is very appropriate.

Master Gou is in a circle, what kind of tea does this girl drink? Does it have the effect of making people smarter? Would you like to have a pot of your own?

In the loud applause of everyone, Master Gou found that the face of the deputy alliance leader Heihu began to get darker and darker, and a sense of crisis gradually crept into his heart. It's all this stinky girl! After being annoyed and angry, Master Gou came up with another couplet: "The woman is on the left, and on the right, and the left and right are slaves!" This is an extremely insulting couplet, the female character is added and the word becomes a slave word, implying that the woman has a low status and is only worthy of being a slave to a man. And Ding Yueming is also a woman, so naturally it is also included.

Ding Yueming snorted angrily, if it weren't for the fact that the other party was so powerful, he would have beaten this dog-headed master a long time ago! Gotta give him some color! She drank the tea in one go, waved vigorously at the stunned little guy, and motioned for him to hurry up and pour the tea (send the answer)!

"The pig is in front, the one is in the back, and the pig (pig) is in front and back!" After the next link, Ding Yueming felt comfortable, didn't you say that we women are slaves? I think you're a pig!

The audience burst into laughter, and Xiao Yu'er, Goudan and others laughed even more happily, not only because their relatives could be saved, but also because of the wit of this helper's wife.

Maybe...... With the assistance of this gang leader's wife, it may be possible that the wretched young gang leader can keep the Supreme Gang.

Master Gou's face was red and white, and he was insulted instead of being humiliated, it seems that when everyone mentions this couplet in the future, the first thing that comes to mind is his own pig.

Wait a minute...... Tea...... Little Guy...... Hum! I see!

Master Gou looked at the black-faced little guy and suddenly realized. This kid Bacheng is a helper invited by the Supreme Gang, I said how did that little girl suddenly become smarter, it turned out that you were behind her back to pass the answer to her!

So he slapped the table and said angrily: "That boy who poured water, where did you come from?" How dare you come here to make trouble! Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and they all looked at the black-faced little guy. Ding Yueming sighed in his heart, oh no, he was discovered by the other party!

The black-faced little guy was in full view of everyone, without the slightest hint of panic, and he said calmly: "Back to this uncle, the little one is just a boy who pours tea and water." I saw the couplet from the uncle just now that it was really exquisite, and I casually came up with itchy hands. But the kid is soft-spoken, so he pretends to be a lady. ”

When Master Gou heard the words of the black-faced little girl, he was angry. Those couplets can't be matched by others even if they want to break their heads, and you actually say that you are casually right? What a big breath! I'd like to see what you're capable of!

Thinking of this, Master Gou closed the folding fan on the ground, pointed to the black-faced little guy and said: "In the picture, the dragon does not chant and the tiger does not roar, and the little boy is ridiculous!" ”

The black-faced little guy snorted and blurted out: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!" ”

"Yes, yes!" The crowd of onlookers immediately applauded, and this teenage boy was not only not intimidated by the aggressive momentum of the old Xiucai, but gave a wonderful link brilliantly, which was really clever.

Of course, Master Gou will not be reconciled, and he launched a new offensive: "Every household is lively and lively to say goodbye to the old year. Master Gou's couplet describes the happy reunion and celebration of the Chinese New Year in the family. Chinese New Year's Eve is still a few days away, and this pair is also very appropriate. The onlookers all applauded and applauded such a timely Shanglian.

The black-faced little guy looked at the poor family members of the gang, shook his head and gave a link: "The old and the young are cold and welcome the New Year." This lower link is diametrically opposed to the artistic conception of the upper link, which is about a family that is lonely and miserable because of the lack of an important relative in the family, and they can only welcome the new year in sadness.

The culprit of the tragedy is naturally the Dragon and Tiger Alliance, everyone has already seen the previous tragedy, and now after listening to the next link, they are all silent. A wave of anger fermented in people's hearts, and the atmosphere on the field seemed a little depressing for a while.

This black-faced guy is definitely not simple!

The above sentence is not only what Master Gou thinks, but also many people present think the same way. Especially Ding Yueming, she stared intently at the black-faced little guy intently, the more she looked at it, the more strange it became, and the more she looked at the evil smile in her mind, the clearer it became...... Could it be that he is......

Get out! The old man will carry it with you to the end! Master Gou rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "You try this again: ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo Sisheji!" The next moment, the other party had replied easily: "The love of my life, love flowers, grass and moonlight!" ”

When the last three words of the next couplet came out of the little guy's mouth, Ding Yueming's face turned red, and his beautiful eyes were gradually covered with mist, it was him! That's right, it's him! Only he would be so foolish in public, and only he would have such an amazing talent!

Master Gou naturally didn't understand the meaning of "Love Yueming", but the little guy's next link was still exquisite, which made him angry. An old talent who has read books for decades can't pass the test for a teenage boy...... How can I see people in the future with my old face!

Seeing the black-faced little guy triumphantly thanking the crowd around him for their appreciation, Master Gou's heart moved, and he said loudly: "The cat is better than the tiger, and the feathered phoenix is not as good as the chicken." "Irony for his villainous ambition, but that's it.

The old guy is still here? The black-faced little guy rolled his eyes, pointed at Master Gou and said with a smile: "Longyou was played with shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang." "Old dog, you better rest as soon as possible, don't humiliate yourself anymore!

Master Gou finally collapsed, and he sat down in his chair in a gloomy manner, with all his strength up and down. He pointed to the black-faced little guy and asked in a trembling voice, "You...... Who are you! ”

"Me? Okay, you have to listen carefully......" The black-faced guy took a deep breath, "I am Wu Zheng, the leader of the Supreme Gang, the leader of the world's largest gang in the world, the invincible gang in Hexi, the invincible gang in the Hedong universe, Wu Zheng, the leader of the young gang, is so handsome!" ”

PS: Thank you Wentao 1005 for the third reward!