There was still a while before the last dynasty, and the two emperors and concubines then took a nap in the "Cherish Shuangshuang" Palace, "Ah, where did this little thing come from?" When Emperor Xu took off his hat, a "bug" fell from his hat, and he exclaimed with squinted eyes.

Concubine Wen looked at it and said with a smile: "Did it scare you?" This is catkins, long live who has been at home since childhood, but you can learn enough about the taste of the 'dragon at the bottom of the well', is it comfortable? ”

"Aifei, it's really interesting, it's obviously a frog at the bottom of the well, how can it be the 'dragon at the bottom of the well'?"

"Hooray, you were originally a dragon, this little worm scared you as a dragon? What's more, it's not a bug, this catkins are actually the seeds of the willow tree, with white fluff on them, scattered with the wind like fluttering catkins, so it is called catkins, and many poets have written poems about catkins! ”

"The peach and willow catkins are white, and they follow the wind day after day." "The wild catkins dance with the wind, and the light peach blossoms flow by the water." "The pear blossoms are pale white and the willows are deep green, and the catkins are full of flowers when they fly." Emperor Xu relied on memorizing poems to resolve embarrassment.

"It turns out that this is the catkins in Su Aiqing's poems." After the two emperors and concubines laughed, they planned to go to sleep, but Emperor Xu was not worried about the practice of Ai Fei cooking cranes and burning the qin just now, and couldn't help asking: "Ai Fei, do you say that the master will scold you?" ”

Concubine Wen blurted out: "Long live, the concubine knows very well that 'don't take evil as a small thing', I have made up for the small evil deeds with great good deeds, I hope that the heavens and the world can understand my good intentions, and understand our obsession with beautiful scenery and transcendent things." He may have just been about to scold, but as soon as he finds so much silver, he will be silent, and the dazzling light of the silver will definitely seal his mouth instantly, long live, do you think, how many catties of ripe rape grains will be bought for these 2 taels of silver? I was not a forgetful person, and at that time, I wanted to replant these flowers and trees, but they would no longer survive, so I gave up. ”

"In this way, you and I can be regarded as a benevolent couple, and the concubine has also done her best to be benevolent and righteous, which makes the emperor admire. I am resting in the royal family, and I love the concubine Yuxiu. ”

After breakfast, the more Jade Butterfly thought about it, the more angry she became, after the makeup, she angrily threw the rose necklace that had fallen off to the Imperial Garden, and the maid heard the news and asked what was going on, and Jade Butterfly simply told them what was going on, she thought that she was very faceless when she said it in detail. The personal inner supervisor was carefree and carefree, and immediately picked it up.

The two of them found the end of the world, and the maid Tianya persuaded softly: "Niangniang, you still need to tie the bell to untie the bell, you take these flowers to be angry, it's useless, it's better for the two of us to ask the queen to think of a way." ”

Concubine Wen is here.

Seeing that the rose necklace still exuded a charming fragrance, she said casually: "These flowers are also alive, we must maximize their role, so as to be worthy of the flower farmers who have worked hard to cultivate them and the second sister and eldest sister who have worked tirelessly to bring them back, these flowers can be gently removed from the petals and made into a flower bath tonight." ”

Listening to Concubine Wen say so funny, Jade Butterfly and the maids were finally happy.

"No matter how intoxicating the bath soup is, it can't be exchanged for the favor of Long Live Live, sister Wenhou, what is the effect of making rose bath soup?"

After the second sister's description, Concubine Wen also became sad and sighed lightly: "Don't say that, second sister, you can wash yourself, anyway, you can wash yourself, and you are comfortable." This long live, it is indeed a rare sentimentality, even I can barely control it, in the future, you might as well say this sentence first'The concubine has a word, or, the concubine has something to say or not, throw stones and ask for directions, see his attitude ......'"

"I see, thank you for the Queen's advice." After the jade butterfly smiled, Empress Wen left happily, she only hoped that the palace would be extremely peaceful.

Emperor Xu thought that the Empress Wen was very interesting, and he thought: I also personally designed a sign for me, isn't this to drive fish for the abyss? Can't get along with yourself? In this vast world, there is such a stupid queen! Forget it, don't waste the hard work of this stupid queen, just try your luck early and see which beautiful woman will accompany you tonight.

"The mountains are not tired of being high, and the water is not tired of being deep." Gao, Gao Meiren, okay, let's see if this Gao Mei brings me happiness tonight?

The maid Zelan Xixin told the high beauty to sleep tonight without complaints, uncomplaining and happy, carefully dressed up, to welcome the arrival of long live, I haven't been here for a long time, and I feel like a bride, and I can't help but blush......

"I didn't have a happy time last night, because the jade butterfly annoyed me, tonight, I beg you, don't say anything, go to bed in peace." In fact, Emperor Zhao Xu was very carried away at noon, he thought, I am so happy today, it is enough to comfort a hundred years! Even if there is no complaint, it is not surprising that it is just like the east wind of the horse's ear, and it is not even as good as the frog chirping in the field today's afternoon!

As long as she obeys her orders, she thought, "Hey, no complaints, accept your fate." Fortunately, it's not 'no fate', even if it becomes 'speechless' in an instant, it's nothing, don't provoke Banzai again! ”

Concubine Wen lived a leisurely time alone in the dormitory, she first recalled the ecstasy moment at noon, it is rare to get drunk for a while in life, there is a life of laughter and tears, there is this unbelievable and real dream, enough, enough! , this is worth this life! Thinking of this, she really wanted to laugh out loud like Su Shi.

The happier and more relaxed she is, the more she can't sleep, so Concubine Wen has no choice but to pick up the book and read.

"I don't see you for a day, like three autumns! Not seen for a day, like three years old! In ancient times, who first understood the pain of lovesickness, these two ancestors are really amazing, their descendants are us, hey, once involved in this kind of suffering, it is difficult to give up, it is difficult to extricate themselves...... Hooray, tonight, are you having a good time?

"Life is like morning dew, and the world is full of people. Hardships often come early, and reunions often come late. She pondered again: As early as the Han Dynasty, people knew how difficult life was and how little joy was, so why didn't they look for more happy things, and why did the palace always be so happy? Even if every time I read this poem with a bit of resentment, it is difficult to hurt the happy mind of this palace!

"Men love their stepwives, and women value their ex-husbands." I don't think it's all right, it mainly depends on who cares a little more about whom, and who cares a little more about whom...... Whether it is a present woman or a future wife, an ex-husband or a post-man.

"There are 10,000 books in the belly, and a thousand cups of wine outside the body." Du Mu is also a temperamental person, when he is alone, he can read to his heart's content, and when he is happy with friends, he can be arrogant and drunk, like Du Fu, like Li Bai, and like Su Shi!

Let's focus on reading the masterpieces of our poets. "Dancing snow and singing clouds, chatting about makeup and dancing snow songs, chatting about makeup." The woman's dancing posture is soft, like snowflakes fluttering, and her singing voice is soft and flowing like clouds, envying the palace! The woman not only sings and dances first-class, but also speaks and behaves generously, retracts freely, and dresses are not demonic and just right. "Blue fresh water, dark dyed light skirt." The woman's long skirt is generally blue and pale in color. Why does this woman drink, not thinking about the person she wants? I know that many women don't like to drink, but fortunately she is more youthful and beautiful, with a good "beautiful temperament and good spirit." "Hey, young girls, why do you want to be alone?

is such a young woman, but she has to be hurt by love. On the edge of the moon bridge, the green willows are still around; Next to the Zhu Gate, a lonely and lonely beautiful woman, facing the boundless mighty river, full of sadness and melancholy. In this heart-wrenching sound of bells and horns, the girl thinks about what is in her heart, sheds tears of sadness, and remembers the person she wants. Poor girl, just like this, send away one twilight day after another! That affectionate person, I don't know when my heart will change! Luckily, Hongu can do anything!

What a "Zhang Sanzhong"! What is in the heart, how many things can be hidden in the heart of a person's life? Tears in the eyes, the tears of lovers all over the world are gathered, can they flow into a river? I am in Song Shenzhou, can everyone find someone they like? Zhang Xian, it's not bad to call you Zhang Xian, if you are still alive, this palace must ask you to do your best to come up with those "in", if you call this palace to think, you can only come up with "dragon in the people", "phoenix in the people", "music in the world", "bitterness in the world" These "what what".

Never mind. Or read Mr. Su's poems, which are more dignified and atmospheric.

"Life literacy begins with sorrows." This should be understood from two aspects, for example, all kinds of knowledge will not fall from the sky by itself, and it is absolutely inseparable from reading and learning, like a bachelor, to be a good official loyal to the court and for the benefit of the people, but he has been repeatedly degraded, adding a lot of troubles, and learning has become a double-edged sword. Hey, every time I read a book, my eyes hurt, which is indeed a disaster of "literacy".

"Fuqing, princess, the queen mother is sleepy, I wish my mother a good dream tonight, what kind of good dream do our mother and daughter have? Then make a sweet dream full of willow silk on your head, you run after me, I chase you to make trouble......"

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