Chapter 3: Oops, I'm going to sister
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother walks on the shore, affection, love, love, rope swinging......" A minor tune with a lewd voice spread in the forest, and the birds and beasts perched on the trees spread their wings and flew into the sky as if they were frightened. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die, but our Qi Yuda really wants to die like this. Think of a secluded and strange ancient forest, where you don't know everything about it, and you don't know if there is danger here, and you are here as if you were a big fool and you are singing loudly. It's as if I'm afraid that others won't be able to get ahead of me.
The wind from the tiger, the cloud from the dragon, the wind of the tiger and the dragon appeared between Qi Yu's fists and feet, and there was a roar.
Looking at the spotted tiger in front of him, which was more than a meter tall and had a jade horn on its head, Qi Yu knew what it meant to be dead at this moment. Looking at the tiger who had obviously just woken up, Qi Yu put on a posture.
"The tiger's head and tiger tail are harvested for a while, and the majestic four hundred states are majestic. Come on. Looking at the Jade Horned Tiger in front of him, Qi Yu put on a posture of a tiger descending the mountain to face the tiger, and his strong and big heart was like a newborn calf that was not afraid of heaven and earth, so he rushed directly to the tiger.
I don't know if it was the roar of the Jade Horn Tiger, or the tiger roar of the tiger's tail feet, after a burst of punches and kicks, Qi Yu's body was covered with the tiger hair of the Jade Horned Tiger. looked at the fierce god as if he was a fierce beast.
The Jade Horned Tiger, wailed, pulled his legs and fled desperately in the forest, while running, he also looked back at Qi Yu who was chasing after him, looked at Qi Yu who was in hot pursuit, tears flowed down without a fight, as the dignity of the king of beasts, he was lost without a trace in front of Qi Yu, a humanoid beast.
Looking at the Jade Horned Tiger in front of him who ran away like a kitten, Qi Yu didn't have any pity. Some strange thoughts kept flashing in my head.
"Tiger whip, phew, tiger skin, phew, tiger ......" Qi Yu shouted loudly as he chased.
Looking at the Jade Horned Tiger running farther and farther, Qi Yu stopped in frustration, and wondered how lost he was. I can't kill a tiger on the earth, but here I was finally able to kill the Jade Horn Tiger, and let it run, thinking about the various treasures on the tiger, Qi Yu drooled very shamefully.
"Forget it, forget it, isn't it just a tiger whip. Phew, what kind of tiger whip, Lao Tzu doesn't need it. With that, he stood up and continued to walk forward.
In a valley several miles away from Qi Yu, a poor Jade Horned Tiger was crying while telling a woman in red beside him about the terrifying experience he had just encountered.
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother walks on the shore, affection and love rope swinging...... humming a small tune that has already run away from nine days, Qi Yu is playing happily and dissipating in the forest, picking up an open pine nut for a while, and seducing the naughty and cute little squirrel on the branch with the pine cone in his hand.
Looking at the high sun, as if descending on him, Qi Yu quickly became a pug. He opened the water bag and took a sip of the hot pool water, and found a shady place in the shade of a tree, where he lay directly, regardless of where the little squirrel on the branch came to steal the pine cones in his baggage, and lay like a living dead.
Recalling the scenes of these days, Qi Yu's heart always felt empty, as if something was missing, turned his head to look, the squirrel that snatched the pine cone chased after me, Qi Yu seemed to understand something.
"That's right, sister, why don't you have a sister." Qi Yu shouted loudly and stood up, looking at the loving squirrels on the side, Qi Yu snatched the pine cones in their hands as if he was angry, and shook the plump and fleshy pine cones in his hands to the little squirrels running to the branches.
The poor little squirrel was snatched away by Qi Yu, a single dog of twenty years, a bastard who would be jealous even when he saw a squirrel.
"Bastard, asshole, what a big asshole." An angry, childlike voice came from afar. Qi Yu looked back and saw a jade horned tiger with two panda eyes and trembling legs being dragged by a cute little beauty of seven or eight years old walking towards Qi Yu.
"Oh, I'll go girl."
I saw the beautiful and pure, delicate and lovely girl's crystal clear snow skin shimmering with an ivory-like halo, the soft lines of the snow-white skin graceful like a water hibiscus, condensed snow lotus, the stunning and delicate fragrance flushed like fire, the pure and beautiful eyes with thousands of charms were shy and closed, the black and long eyelashes tightly covered the pair of water-cut autumn pupils trembling lightly, and the white and delicate straight jade neck under a pair of soft and round finely shaved shoulders.
Angry blood red clothes, cute white rabbit shoes, make this cute girl even more cute and extraordinary.
Looking at the girl in front of her who seemed to have walked out of the second dimension, as a single dog who has been single for twenty years, Qi Yu is evil at this moment.
"Little sister, it's dangerous to walk alone in the forest, come to your uncle." Qi Yu looked at the cute girl in front of him and coaxed him cheaply. And the Jade Horned Tiger on the side has long been forgotten by him to the clouds.
The little sister smiled and said whimsically; "I'm lost and can't find my way home, can you take me home?" As he spoke, the tears were left in a loud voice, and the cute face suddenly became a big cat.
"Okay, okay." Qi Yu took his little sister's smooth and tender little hand, and said with a wicked look of successful tricks.
"Uncle, don't you eat sugar candy, Yuanyuan has sweet sugar candy here." The little sister shook the sugar candy in her hand and looked at Qi Yu pitifully, with a posture that if you don't eat it, I won't put it down.
As a single and dead man, the rest fell at this moment, gently picked up the sugar candy in Yuanyuan's hand, and threw it into his mouth, the sweet sugar candy slid around in Qi Yu's mouth, and Qi Yu seemed to be paralyzed on the ground as if he had melted.
With pure and beautiful eyes, he carefully looked at Qi Yu's obscene tree in a blink of an eye, and after making sure that Qi Yu was completely put away. Xiao Yuanyuan put away the cute smile on his face, and looked at Qi Yu who was paralyzed in the emperor with a bad and mischievous look.
Lifting the cute bunny shoes, the cute bunny had a close contact with Qi Yu's lewd face.
"Let you bully the little tiger, let you bully the mouse and mouse, let you bully the little Yuanyuan, I will kill you and kill you." The small fist like a rainstorm smashed Qi Yu's body. "Little Tiger Tiger bites him. Bite it, bite him, the big badass. ”
"Oh, my waist, my liver, my eyes. Oops, oops, don't, don't,,, little round don't. ”
Looking at Xiao Yuanyuan, who was standing between Qi's legs with a bad expression, Qi Yu wailed and pleaded.
"Ah~~~" A cry that pierced the sky resounded through the sky.