Chapter 14 If you want to blame, blame the donkey
That night, Mo Tai sent Wang Xiaoer back to his residence, as soon as he entered the house, he fell on the bed, feeling that the joints of his whole body were dislocated, unable to move, and not idle, his muscles ached, he endured to pour himself a glass of water to drink, and then he only remembered to set an alarm for his mobile phone, and then rushed back to the bed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The next day was woken up by the alarm clock, only to find that last night's clothes were not taken off, for the first time in half a year, he didn't remember whether he had a dream, before sleeping in the country was a hobby of his, before falling asleep he would force himself to think about those YY girls, and then put his hands on the key parts to fall asleep, with a smile of anticipation and satisfaction on his face, this is like an experiment, sometimes he can meet these women in a dream as he wishes, and clearly know that this is a dream, after that, he peeled off his human skin, Crazy shameless chasing them, not to mention, he has succeeded many times, which makes him hate the early sun.
He called his friends in China, and a person named "Luo Guo" on the phone was the only brother in Wang Xiaoer's heart, although he called many people brothers. The two of them have been playmates since childhood, and their relationship has always been very good, during which Luo Guo broke up with him because Wang Xiaoer did not help him keep his "ex-girlfriend" when he was in college, Wang Xiaoer had a different opinion on this matter, which is his expression when he and other friends gossiped about Luo Guo:
"The person is not his ex-girlfriend at all, he gives someone a bobble-shaking donkey, and when the person asks for it, he becomes his horse? His sister is taking YY as a life, YY doesn't want money to stink, that day his teaching building blocked people's homes, had to send people back to the dormitory, guess what, people were scared, see his sick eyes and bulging "tent" came, the girl was frightened, directly called the boys in their class, came five or six, two I know, is a fucking shot put athlete, I glanced at this formation, quickly pulled him back, he was good, refused to go, I was forced to drag back, at the end he also gave people a sentence: 'You give me an explanation, Why are you so ruthless to me', this ability to express me is humble, and immediately makes everyone think that this woman is on him, if it weren't for my more than two meters tall and this body, he would have to be beaten that day, but instead of thanking me, complaining that I didn't help him beat those boys, he complained about the shaking donkey! I'm blind to this friend."
Half a year later, Wang Xiaoer got involved with a sister who studied nurses in the health school, called Ding Hui, and dragged this girl to introduce a roommate who learned acupuncture to Luo Guo, Luo Guo forgave him, Ding Hui asked Wang Xiaoer at the time, "Let's say okay, this roommate image is average, even if your friend can't look down on it, he can't show it at that time, and he has a strong sense of self-esteem", Wang Xiaoer agreed, and the result came to see, which is ordinary, that girl looks like Sun Wukong's own sister, fortunately, his understanding of Luo Guo is accurate, Sure enough, the comer did not refuse, and it dragged on for more than half a year, and at that time, Wang Xiaoer and Ding Hui had already broken up.
"Hey! Grandson, you're on fire this time, you know?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I know everything, I know your sister if you lulu again last night" Wang Xiaoer interrupted Luo Guo, he didn't have enough time, and he wanted to take a taxi to the stadium.
"You just listen to me, I will mail you that sack of sneakers, you sell it and collect money, I am now a short-term worker, although I have made a little money, but it is estimated that it will be a hammer sale, and I will talk to you when I go back when my contract arrives, in addition, the most important thing, there is a jersey signed by Ross in the sack, you help me put it away, someone will take it, don't ask for money, remember!"
"Pretend to be Mao B, you TM kneels off, get such a jersey, and give it to Xue Manman's girls for nothing?" Luo Guo is clever about this kind of thing, he knows that Wang Xiaoer is not so generous to himself, only Xue Manman can be so happy, "You just TM masturbate too much to others, and you feel guilty about people"
"Can you have that mouth idle for a while? I've got to hang up."
"Cheng, you go, I promise not to have money, but if she has to make a promise, I will accept this demon for you first!"
Wang Xiaoer ignored him, hung up directly, and then gave Xue Manman a message:
The jersey is in the "Luo Guo", you know him, he has opened a small shop in the Saiyuan community to repair mobile phones and notebooks, you go and get it.
Because of the delay in mailing things to Luo Guo, and he took a taxi to the stadium, Wang Xiaoer was late, but after entering, he found that James. Harden is actually there.
"Wang Xiaoer! On, prevent this Arab boy from dying! Harden was about to single Motai, Wang Xiaoer came in, Motai found the receiver, quickly took the ball from Harden's hand, and stood in the referee's position.
"Hey! Wang better defend me" Howard shouted at Wang Xiaoer, who was practicing free throws on the other side of the court.
"Shut up, Huo Yizhong!" Wang Xiaoer teased that Howard always made free throws in a two-of-two, but in fact, he remembered that in the past playoffs, Howard was a two-of-zero in many cases.
"King, prepare to vomit blood!" Harden began to provoke him, Wang Xiaoer didn't expect him to come, but this is good, he just wanted to practice defense, yesterday's defense against Howard was a hard confrontation, and today he will defend against Harden to test his ability to move.
"Are you so rude to talk to Kardashian?" Wang Xiaoer replied while motioning to Mo Tai to serve him.
Harden has the most muscular hips of a guard player, much like Barang, who has moved away from the court. Davis, he's not as rebellious as Barang in terms of explosiveness, he's also top-notch, but he's taller than Barang, and unlike what people feel, he's not slow, he's just smart, likes to play rhythm, and he's a master of space among active players.
Wang Xiaoer knew that Harden was left-handed, he stood sideways, leaving half a meter for Harden on the right side, and if Harden turned to the left in disguise, he was ready to turn his body back sideways at any time. But Harden is experienced, and he has seen a lot of this kind of standing posture: "Wang, do you think I will be fooled?" ”
Wang Xiaoer didn't reply, he stared at Harden nervously, Harden controlled the ball with his right hand, lowered his body, dribbled the ball to the right side half a step, and then pulled it back, rhythmically testing Wang Xiaoer's center of gravity, after a more tempting temptation, he found that Wang Xiaoer's center of gravity moved back, and suddenly the right side accelerated, Wang Xiaoer quickly adjusted his center of gravity to stick to the defense, feeling that Harden was not a defender at all. A butt sat on the ground.
"Oh!" Mo Tai guessed that Wang Xiaoer would be deflated, but seeing that he was directly shaken to the ground, his excitement was indescribable, Harden also pointed at Wang Xiaoer and laughed, Wang Xiaoer didn't care, he also felt very happy, and laughed with them.