Kalmar's little playfulness is little known, but as Commander in Chief of the Coalition Forces, she is known for her strategic foresight and tactical prudence. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

On the night of 5 October, when the coalition forces launched a general attack on the trapped Imperial army, Kalmar sent a large number of scouts to disperse in the rear of the coalition army, searching for the remaining enemy forces in a wide area at a complete semicircular angle.

Karma's order was simple, go forward, keep going, and don't look back until you find the enemy army.

In the early morning of the 6th, due north, a scout party entered an abandoned mine under the Ainia Mountains.

Although the Empire was driven away, the area was devastated for a short time by their destructive and wanton exploitation during the occupation.

The hideous pit is dotted with twisted and tangled paths, making it very difficult to navigate.

Considering that there was no possibility of a large-scale enemy force in this area, the team was separated from one person and immediately made a detour to other areas.

Although he knows that he has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, a lonely person walking in this deserted place can't help but feel a little unhappy.

The scout bowed his head and staggered. Until he heard a low sound, his ears immediately pricked up, and his eyes flashed with essence.

In the desolate and dim colors, there was a creaking sound, low but very harsh.

Another dim color gradually appeared in the line of sight, and two people in a car slowly squirmed along the serpentine path.

It was too slow, for the wheels were visibly overwhelmed, sunk in the muck and twisted into the deep pit at any moment. And such a heavy car is actually pulled by one person.

The man was not in a hurry at all, and the people watching next to him were not worried at all, and the two of them were talking and laughing.

"Sinjid, your master has always said that you are a waste and have no brains. But he ignores your merits, you have at least a handful of strength, comparable to two male icefield hyenas. The old man in the gray robe behind him said to the man who was driving the car.

Sinjid grinned, "Hey, Old Wick. My master has always said that you are a cripple, except for your brain, all the organs in your body are paralyzed, but your mouth is still quite capable, no wonder your mother-in-law is so young and willing to follow you, an old immortal half-cripple. ”

Old Wick smiled, "You'd better be respectful, I'm Zaun's most far-sighted and authoritative chemist and inventor - Steinwick. Professor Pidley. And don't forget that I'm still a part-time surgeon, and if you dare to abbreviate my honorable name, I don't mind a modest abbreviation of your body. ”

Singid pretended to be scared: "Yo, I'm afraid of you." I've seen what kind of monsters can appear under your scalpel as a part-time surgeon like you, a part-time surgeon who can't even tell the difference between arms and legs. ”

As he spoke, Sinjid pouted at the black-clothed carriage behind him.

The coalition scouts who were approaching couldn't help but relax a little, and heard a little of their conversation. These two people talk and laugh and don't hide their identities, so it's no problem to think about it.

"Yo, there's a guy up ahead." Sinjid raised his head and wiped his sweat, and took the initiative to stretch out his hand to greet, "Hey, that little brother, come over and help, this car is really fucking dead." ”

The scout no longer doubted the two men and asked, "Did you come all the way and find someone behind?" ”

"People?" Sinjid thought for a moment, "Haha, there should be no one." Right, Old Wick, is that thing you made still human? ”

The scout didn't pay much attention to his words, since there was no enemy here, he was already in a hurry to leave, the war was an opportunity for many low-class people to change their fate, and he didn't want to waste time here.

He just turned around.

Syllable.

Sinjid suddenly dropped the handlebar of the car and rushed up, laughing and said, "Ha, you still want to run away when you finally caught a person who can replace the livestock, come over and take over for me." ”

The scout hurriedly turned, a hand already grasping his chest and flicking it vigorously.

Yes......

With a shout of surprise, the scout flipped over Sinjid's head and flew quickly through the air.

Syllable.

The whole person hit the car, and the car didn't move at all, but there was a muffled sound.

Sinjid turned his head and his smile suddenly froze: "Hey, what about the person I just arrested?" ”

"Here." Old Wick picked up a broken leg from the back of the car and looked at it carefully.

Sinjid: "Damn, I've used my skills in this excitement, this kid is weak, and he will fall apart if he gets it." ”

Old Wick: "With the rudeness of you icefield hyena, what man can stand your toss." ”

"Fuck you, why am I tossing men?" Xin Jid scolded, and added in his heart: "It's fun to toss women, especially your wolf-like mother-in-law, damn, when I think of that woman, I always feel that my body is even weaker." ”

Old Wick patted the carriage: "Alas, if I had time to patch this leg, my work would be even more perfect." ”

Sinjid: "Don't mention your work, I'm going to be crushed by that thing." ”

Old Wick: "Stop inking, we've wasted half a day." If you let Master know, hmph, what will be the consequences? ”

"Hmph, aren't you the most disobedient to my master, and now I'm afraid of a ball."

"You know a fart, this is called delaying the fighter, do you know how many Imperial soldiers will lose their lives in this half a day?"

"And, anyway, they were originally the bait that was thrown out, and they weren't just used to die? We are Zuan, so what do we care about the life or death of the people of the empire. ”

"Hey, we're still mercenaries of the Empire, and we're a bit disciplined when we collect money."

"Phew, they're all mercenaries, and you still want a fucking discipline? I said Old Wick, you still care about the chastity/of your mother-in-law who stayed at home. ”

"What do you mean by talking about my mother-in-law today?"

"It's not interesting."

"You mean my mother-in-law is boring?"

"No, she's interesting."

"What do you mean?"

“……”

"Talking and laughing" all the way, the two went out of the mining area to the bottom of the hillside.

"Fuck it, I'm finally free."

Sinjid yelled, grabbed the rear of the car and slammed it hard, and the carriage, which weighed more than 1,000 catties, was thrown directly into the pit under the hillside.

The black cloth tore open the metal frame underneath, tumbling and rubbing sparks on the rocks, instantly covered in rolling up soot.

Sinjid spat into the dust: "Proud, come out." ”

Click, bang, the sound of metal being twisted and suddenly exploding.

"Whoa, whoa......" A human face peeked out of the dust, but let out a beastly roar.

The man's face was confused for a moment, and finally he remembered the language of mankind, and said hoarsely: "Don't call me that, please call me the honorable title, the pride of the leader." ”

Sinjid: "Whew, you little tsundere. ”

"I'm not proud, and I'm not a little tsundere. Call me the pride of my chief, and my name is ...... Uh, Urgart. The man's face was confused again, and the thought of his name suddenly became firm.

Knock, knock.

Heavy footsteps sounded, and Urgart stepped out of the smoke. A strange body was revealed under the human face, very strange, in short, it was definitely not a human body.

Although it was not the first time he had seen Sinjid, he was still stunned for a moment: "Okay, uh, Urgat, I will respect you in the future." Because you're so fucking strong, I'm fucking so big, I've never fucking seen a three-legged man like you. ”

Old Wick showed a lewd smile: "Sinjid, your master really controls you too strictly, and when you become a real man, you will know that all men are three-legged." ”

Sinjid: "Oh, no wonder your mother-in-law always says you're a cripple, it turns out you really have a third leg, it's a pity...... Lame. ”

"You...... Don't mention my mother-in-law again! ”

"Then don't mention my master again, he is to me what your mother-in-law is to you......"

"Huh?"

"I don't dare to get close and can't get rid of it, annoying, annoying to death."

Ergarte climbed effortlessly up the steep pit, yes, precisely because he had three legs.

At this point, his entire image is revealed.

On the top of his bare head, a scar pulls from the middle to his right eye, which looks particularly hideous and terrifying, but if you look at the body again, you will completely ignore this ugly face.

Two scars run from the neck (if the two rings of bark-like dry flesh huddled together are necks) across both sides of the chest, cross at the waist (if he has one), and then separate and extend to the crotch.

A huge scar runs through the torso, which is bloated and fat, with a bulging belly like a pregnant sow. Or to put it nicely, it's like a soup dumpling that has been forked and sewn on, oversized.

His crotch is much more aesthetically pleasing, with three legs supporting a huge torso. Don't get me wrong, it's really just three legs. Actually, there should have been four, but Professor Steinwick, who "made" him, accidentally confused and sewed one of his arms onto it.

Ergart looked down with difficulty to admire his "majestic and toned" body, and said proudly: "I am the proud Ergart, I am alive again, and I will continue to fight for the great Noxus." ”

Singid reached out and threw Old Wick on Urgat, and said, "Okay, tsundere Urgat, let's go, let's set off for the battlefield." ”

There was an infinite desire for war in his eyes, but Urgat didn't pay attention to this sentence, and jumped high on his three legs and firmly grasped the hillside.

After bouncing like this a few times, the three of them were halfway up the mountain, and not far from them, a cruel war was gradually coming to an end.

But for them, the war has just begun.