"Hey, it's not a fight." The old boy waved his hand seriously and said with a smile: "It's just a simple competition, you can attack me with a few tricks." ”

"............" Mao Xiaotian looked at the old boy's fat body, the most important thing was gender, he really didn't have the intention of attacking, and asked tentatively: "Can't you stop fighting?" ”

Song Zhongji took two steps forward and said with a smile: "Qing ...... Mao League Master, it's really not a fight, you see that we have released our words, but isn't it very faceless to use a few tricks? Cooperate with it, haha......"

"What does it have to do with me whether you have face or not?" Mao Xiaotian was puzzled, and then simply said: "Okay, since you want to fight, then I will fulfill you." ”

"So, the leader of the Mao League agreed?" Song Zhongji and the others were a little excited, as long as they fought, the process was not important, so that they could also have an explanation to the people who invited them.

"yes." Mao Xiaotian smiled slightly...... Harmless to humans and animals.

"Huh?" Song Zhongji was stunned for a moment, and asked carefully: "Master Mao, for some reason, I always feel a little weird and creepy with your smile." ”

"Is it weird? That's right. ”

"Why?"

"Haha...... I'm too lazy to fight you, but you're too persistent, so the leader of this alliance will fulfill you. Mao Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders easily, turned his head and said to Su Mei'er, who was still sitting on the side, "My sister, they want to fight with me, can you help me?" ”

Su Mei'er was so overwhelmed, she raised her head and glanced at the two of them lightly, and said, "Let's go to the sky to fight." ”

"Gollum ......"

"Surprised...... Amazing Demon Venerable......"

I have to say that Song Zhongji is right to call Lu Dongbin at this moment. He and the giant spirit god didn't know if they were really nervous, and they didn't notice Su Mei'er twice.

"How?" Mao Xiaotian laughed and said: "You don't have to be possessed, go back and wait for us, fight in the sky for a while, and promise to let you die and live, how tragic and tragic it will be, well, in this way, I will call Brother Monkey again, and there will be more people." ”

"This ......" Song Zhongji and the others were like eating dead flies, how ugly and ugly their faces were.

"Alas......" Song Zhongji sighed abruptly and said, "I didn't expect us to meet in this way, sad, ......"

"What's the matter, I can't fight yet." The old boy flashed to his side and whispered, this time the voice was really small.

"Have you ever been beaten?" Song Zhongji was speechless, and said very sadly: "This time my face is a big loss." ”

"Alas......" the old boy also shook his head again and again.

There is no way, his cultivation is not as good as others, and he and Lu Dongbin together are not an opponent of the Amazing Demon Venerable, not to mention that Qingtian said that he would call Sun Wukong, isn't that asking for hardship.

You have to eat the bitter fruit you have grown. In the case of no way, you can only ...... Cheating...... Compared to safety, face is not very important.

"Hehe...... the old boy smiled and said, "What are you fighting, just kidding, some days are gone, isn't it missing a lot, isn't it." After that, he stabbed Song Zhongji beside him.

"Hehe, that's the ......" Song Zhongji smiled awkwardly, his face was as red as Sun Wukong's buttocks.

"Are you kidding? Well, I'm serious. Mao Xiaotian pretended to be surprised, and then said: "Since it's a joke, let's disperse." ”

"This ......"

"Anything else?" Mao Xiaotian saw that the two of them wanted to speak and stopped, so he asked.

"Heavenly Demon Ancestor." Song Zhongji flashed in front of Mao Xiaotian and said in a low voice: "Look, if the two of us go back like this, it will be too embarrassing, can you think of a way to give us and go down the stairs?" ”

"What can be done?" Mao Xiaotian pursed his lips and said, "It's not all you who asked for it. ”

"There are ways, there are some, thank you in advance, and I will help you control the wind when you commit crimes in the future." After Song Zhongji finished speaking in a low voice, he quickly returned to his original position, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance when I came down, I'm really happy, okay, no kidding, since I met it, why do you have to have a few drinks?" Go and get some drinks, and ask for height. ”

The last sentence was said to everyone in the Song family, and everyone was at a loss when they heard this strange instruction, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know if I should take it.

"What are you rubbing? Hurry. The old boy was a little impatient when he saw this, and shouted loudly.

Everyone in the Song family hesitated for a while, and finally someone nodded busily.

"Take it, just take it."

"Take more, be happy today, have fun, and have a hundred and eighty pounds first."

“…………”

"Come on, calculate carefully, I haven't seen you for a while, so I won't say much, I'll do it first."

"The giant spirit god has made a proof, how can I fall behind, I did it too."

"You guys, I'll watch."

The wine was bottled in a catty, and the Song family brought sixteen or seventeen boxes, so the old boy still shouted that it was too little. As soon as it was delivered, the old boy and Song Zhongji couldn't wait to pick up a bottle by themselves, and after opening it, they didn't say a word, and poured it violently.

Mao Xiaotian shook the wine bottle in his hand, watched a bottle of liquor being quickly drunk by the two, and said, "I'm not strong enough to drink, drink less." ”

Where is drinking less? Mao Xiaotian didn't drink it at all. Until now, his brain circuit has not been turned around, and he has already experienced it when he was in Heavenly Court, and now it is even more real. These immortals are all responsible for being funny......

looked at the sky, and had a realization in my heart, that's right, this is the world of comics, and serious people can't stay.

"Say what?" The old boy waved his hand: "The important thing is feelings, it doesn't matter how much wine you have, just have fun." ”

"That's right."

"So, I'd like to do a bottle."

"I'll be with you."

In this way, Mao Xiaotian watched as bottles of wine continued to enter the stomachs of the two, and he kept shaking the bottle in his hand, a drop of ...... Licked it.

Twenty minutes later, at the door of Song's house, Mao Xiaotian turned around and said before getting into the car: "What should you do, why should you go, the ginseng matter has passed." ”

"Yes, Alliance Master." The demons responded respectfully, watching Mao Xiaotian's car gradually disappear.

In the open space of the Song family, Lu Dongbin and the giant spirit god also left, and they had been walking for about two minutes. However, Song Zhongji and the others did not wake up. As for why, it's simple, drink too much......

"Grandpa, second grandfather......"

"What should I do?"

The Song family surrounded the two, and they kept calling and didn't see the two wake up, very worried.

The empty bottles of wine in the whole place were all drunk just now. These two were pitted by the gods like this, and unconsciously, there were more ......

"Vomit ......"

"Wow...... It's disgusting. ”

As soon as the two of them vomited, everyone in the Song family hurriedly retreated in disgust.

"If you don't go to the hospital, the alcohol poisoning will be bad."

"How can a person who cultivates immortals get alcohol poisoning?"

"But...... People who cultivate immortals have to drink so much and have to waste it, after all, they are not immortals, you see that the head of the family vomited again, red, blood? Blood ......"

"Quickly send to the hospital for gastric lavage."

"Go and lift them up."

"There you go."

"There you go."

"It's disgusting."