Xiaosheng's father and mother hugged him, crying silently, and the mother couldn't stop counting and said: "Silly son, fortunately you didn't jump, you still have a little conscience." For the sake of a girl, she didn't even care about her father and mother, and wanted to let the white-haired person send the black-haired person? Those who seek death and life all day long, today thanks to the two heroes who rescued each other. ”

When Daddy heard this, the couple immediately knelt down and thanked them one after another: "Benefactor, I really don't know how to thank you." ”

Looking at Xiao Sheng's pale face, Concubine Wen and her entourage were both loving and angry, she scolded in a lost voice: "Young man, do you know that you are so big, it is easy, if you look for a short-term view, I will ask Lord Yama to punish you for becoming a woman in the next life, and let you try the pain of having children, do you think it is easy to create a new life?" In the next life, you will definitely experience the hardships of pregnancy in October and the difficulty of losing your beloved son. ”

The onlookers were in an uproar, and they said: "This richly dressed woman is so funny, she actually took charge of Lord Yama!" Hehehe! ”

"But isn't it, what she said is very reasonable, if you don't raise a child, you don't know your parents' kindness, how can you know that firewood and rice are expensive if you don't have a family, this young man, neither a family nor a career, knows what kind of people are sophisticated, and they are affectionate. If Lord Yama really wants to manage people's next life, it is really a profound topic, and we should all cherish this life, because we don't know what to change in the future. ”

Xiao Sheng also felt that he was very wrong, and kept nodding his head yes. Cold and afraid, his physical strength gradually exhausted, he suddenly fainted, his mother pinched his people fiercely, Concubine Wen sent him to "taste in Bashu", invited him and his family to eat stewed mutton, Xiaosheng's physical strength gradually recovered.

"Thank you two heroes for saving your life." The young man thanked him ashamedly.

An Ning patted him on the shoulder and said excitedly, "The person you really deserve to thank is the famous Concubine Wen." ”

"Thank you, Concubine Wen." The young man bowed and thanked him.

Concubine Wen said meaningfully: "Young man, remember, what you have lost, how can you really have it? You and her may just be a shallow love, how can you ever love deeply? What is your name? How old is it? ”

"My name is the fifth day, and I'm eighteen years old, mother."

"Haha, if you end your life today, I'm afraid your whole life will be 'a total of eighteen', and in the future, you must remember that your father and mother are going to let you live countless 'five days', you are their God, if you leave, the sky will fall. I'll send you a few couplets: Although the ants are cheap, they still secretly love the world, and their lives are not long, and they need to seek more blessings; How precious is it to be kind to oneself, but is evil to life foolish? ”

"It's too cheap for you, I'm out of the couplet: The bird died because of food, it's a pity?"

On the fifth day, he touched his head and finally said: "Is it worth it to die for love?" The crowd of onlookers applauded, and they almost lifted the young man up and teased him!

The family thanked the imperial concubine and her entourage, and each left.

Dinner is open, it is a big meal with pork ribs as the theme, and the waiter reports the name of the dish.."Steamed pork ribs, rainbow pork ribs, stewed salt pork ribs, garlic pork ribs, roast lamb chops, secret roast pork ribs, salt and pepper pork ribs, appetizing sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour pineapple pork ribs, peanut papaya pork rib soup, fresh orange juice pork ribs, pumpkin pork ribs boat, chestnut stewed pork ribs, grifola roasted pork ribs, plus stewed fragrant ******* concubine heard the fragrant meat, and hurriedly asked: "My lord, what is fragrant meat?" ”

"It's the sheep, Concubine Wen."

"Then what is a sheep?" Concubine Wen was still confused.

The eighth sister was afraid that the waiter would not be able to get off the stage, so she immediately replied softly: "Sister Wen, even if it is dog meat, there is nothing unusual." ”

"It's not unusual, as the saying goes, 'dog meat can't go to the feast', if it were changed to 'dog meat can't be eaten', how good it would be, so that many innocent dogs would be saved from the butcher's poisonous hands." Concubine Wen frowned.

The waiter hurriedly explained: "Fragrant meat, which has been regarded as a health tonic in all dynasties, has the reputation of 'supreme kidney treasure', and has a delicate taste, which is comparable to donkey meat. There are birds in the sky among the people, but they are no more fragrant than quails; The beasts on the ground are no more fragrant than dog meat'. There is also a proverb that 'dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily'. Due to the smell of dog meat, the smell is mellow. It is fragrant, so it is also called fragrant meat. ”

After the introduction of the food supervisor, the imperial concubines rushed to eat, the eldest sister and the third sister also stuffed fragrant meat into Emperor Xu's imperial bowl, and kept persuading "eat more and eat more", Concubine Wen thought of the lively spirituality of "jumping" and the peculiar ability of taking care of the family and nursing home, and wanted to defend it loudly, but looking at Emperor Xu's intoxicated expression, she had to swallow her anger and eat pork chops and lamb chops silently, avoiding it.

"Holy Lord, eat more fragrant meat, you are already weak." The waiter saw the wind and made the rudder play the round.

After dinner, Concubine Wen sent someone to peel eight lemons, evenly place them in the four corners of the "cherish Shuangshuang" dormitory, and then close the palace door for half an hour.

At night, Emperor Xu smelled this beautiful fruity smell and asked curiously, "Aifei, why do you like the smell of this sour fruit?" ”

"Because the concubine's heart is sour, I like to be consistent inside and outside, and I hope that the strange fragrance of lemon can dilute a little of today's absurdity. No matter how beautiful the fragrant meat is, it is also an unclean thing in my heart, and the concubine is so rebellious, I hope that the saint will forgive my sins. ”

"Why is it ridiculous, don't the people also eat this fragrant meat? This is the fragrance of the sun. "Emperor Xu is so confused.

"The royal family's dining is already extremely luxurious, how can it add to the killing atmosphere? It really loses the benevolence of the Great Song Dynasty. ”

Seeing Concubine Wen's sad face and bored, Emperor Xu immediately brushed his sleeves away, and threw down a sentence: "Tonight, you will slowly be consistent inside and outside." ”

Concubine Wen was not angry, and after sending Emperor Xu away, she smelled the sour and lovely lemon fragrance, read the book for a while, and fell asleep peacefully.