Ren Tianxing actually got into the green belt to in front of Xiangxiang's face, this Nima is simply not embarrassed to describe in two words.

Now Ye Xiaofei is so laughing that his stomach is cramping, and he can't wait to take out his new mobile phone to take a screenshot of that guy's video.

Xiangxiang was also full of embarrassment, she had finally had a meal with him, but she didn't expect that guy to go into the green belt to in front of her and Ye Xiaofei. And listen to the crackling sound, it's a loud one.

Shame, shame. If it gets out in the future, what will he do with his girlfriend?

"This, Ren Tianxing will be fine, right?" Ye Xiaofei pinched his nose and said.

Will it be okay? That's weird!

People who have been hit by poison darts will not wake up when they vomit and diarrhea, and they will have leg cramps when they are strained, and Ye Xiaofei has personally tested it on Sun Kai and Zhang Xing. The scene was too beautiful to look at.

In fact, Ye Xiaofei was going to take a taxi to leave, but he also ate it, took the 5 million contract, and gave him a luxury package for the treatment of constipation before leaving. But it's been a long time, and Ren Tianxing hasn't moved, which is very embarrassing. That guy can't be dehydrated and unconscious, right?

Let Xiangxiang come over and take a look? Forget it, let's go on your own.

So Ye Xiaofei pinched his nose and walked over, and saw that Ren Tianxing's guy was still squatting in the flowers in the green belt, with a painful look on his face.

"Dude, are you alright?"

In fact, Ye Xiaofei's words are completely superfluous, he has already seen Ren Tianxing until his legs cramped, his face is pale, and he is not much better than ****.

"I ...... I'm ...... No, brother, call an ambulance. Ren Tianxing snorted and chirped, and there was another crackling sound.

This guy won't pull all his intestines out, will he?

Ye Xiaofei hurriedly called 120, turned around and left. Nima, this place stinks so bad, mosquitoes will be smoked to death.

Just when Ye Xiaofei wanted to turn around and leave, there were a few hums behind him.

"Hey, hey, don't go yet."

Ye Xiaofei pinched his nose and turned around, what, do you want to write your last words?

"What else?"

"Brother, do you have any paper?"

Ye Xiaofei laughed directly, Nima, you don't bring paper for, Ye Xiaofei is also the first time to see it, of course, it is understandable that there is no paper in that situation.

"I don't, wait, I'll lend you some." Holding back a smile, Ye Xiaofei walked towards Xiangxiang.

Seeing Ye Xiaofei coming back by himself, Ren Tianxing was still squatting in the green belt, and Xiangxiang felt even more embarrassed. also said that he was his boyfriend, who in the green belt in front of so many people, looking at the strange eyes of passers-by, the disgusted expressions on his nose covered his nose, such a boyfriend.

"Ye Xiaofei, is he okay?"

"Teacher Xiangxiang, do you have any paper?"

"Childish? You call me naïve? ”

"It's not naïve, is it paper?" Only then did Ye Xiaofei let go of the hand holding his nose and took a big breath of fresh air.

"Paper, what do you want paper for?"

"It's not me who wants paper, it's your boyfriend who wants paper." Ye Xiaofei was about to burst out laughing, and his stomach was cramping.

Xiangxiang looked through the backpack, in addition to cosmetics and wallets, she really forgot to bring paper, which made Nima even more embarrassed.

There was no way, Ye Xiaofei turned around and went into the seafood restaurant, and went to the bathroom to help the guy find some paper.

However, when Ye Xiaofei came out of the hotel, he saw an ambulance parked on the side of the road, and Ren Tianxing had already been carried to the ambulance.

The two little nurses next to them pinched their noses, their faces full of disgust.

"Xiangxiang, your boyfriend has been carried into the ambulance."

"It's a shame not to have such a boyfriend!" Xiangxiang was also choked by Ren Tianxing.

Watching the ambulance roar away, a wicked smile flashed across the corner of Ye Xiaofei's mouth.

I'm sorry, you're out of luck when you met me.

……

It was already more than 22 o'clock in the evening when I got home, and Ye Xiaofei felt that his stomach was also gurgling, Made, is this seafood really not fresh?

I hurriedly went into the bathroom, and after a while of venting, I suddenly felt much refreshed.

Turning to look at the wall, his eyes widened. I saw that the shelves on the walls were empty, and the toilet paper was running out!

You girls are really, remember to get a new roll when you run out of paper, what should I do with this Nima?

Ye Xiaofei couldn't have imagined that retribution would come so quickly.

What to do? You won't let yourself run back to the room with your bare butt to find paper, will you? If you are bumped into by a random girl, won't you be unable to explain it with a hundred mouths?

After thinking for a while, Ye Xiaofei felt that his legs were numb. You can't just squat here all night, can you?

Why don't you call Xia Xue and ask her to send some paper?

So Ye Xiaofei took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Xia Xue. However, at this moment, the door suddenly opened, the fragrant breeze blew, and a figure entered.

It's Wang Shiyu!

Originally, Ye Xiaofei wanted to boo, but he was directly scared back.

However, looking at Wang Shiyu's anxious appearance, it is estimated that the game has been played for a long time, and he is anxious.

Wang Shiyu began to take off his pants after entering the door, but just halfway through them, he suddenly saw a person squatting on the toilet in front of him, staring at him with those eyes.

The eyes are big, and the eyeballs are about to pop out.

Originally, Wang Shiyu drank too much water, and when she was playing the game, she was in a hurry, and when she quit the game, she went straight to the toilet. Because she couldn't hold it back, Wang Shiyu ran very fast, and she was also a little anxious, and she didn't notice that there was anyone in the toilet at all. The main problem is that that person is still his sworn enemy, Ye Xiaofei, that bastard!

Feeling that her breathing was tight, Wang Shiyu opened her mouth wide and was about to scream.

However, at this time, Ye Xiaofei spoke and rubbed his nose. "Hey, hey, don't scream, do you want Xia Xue and the others to come over to see the excitement of the two of us?"

Thinking about Ye Xiaofei's words, Wang Shiyu felt that it was still very reasonable. The screams in her throat were forced back by her, how uncomfortable and uncomfortable it was.

"You...... You rascal! Why don't you make a noise in the toilet! ”

"Hey, hey, I'm the first, okay? Are you unreasonable when you have big breasts? ”

"Besides, I have big breasts, believe it or not, Miss Ben kicked you to death!" Wang Shiyu hated Ye Xiaofei the most, saying that she had big breasts, and she couldn't wait to kick him into the toilet and ravage him.

Seeing that Wang Shiyu was about to lift his feet, Ye Xiaofei coughed softly twice. "Hey, hey, your pink lace little panties are pretty good, even if you want to kick me, put them on first, okay? Gone...... Ahem......"

Wang Shiyu felt that her lower body was slightly cold, and her pink lace lace panties were still hanging on her knees. The cool breeze was blowing, and suddenly my heart was half cold.

This Nima is so embarrassing......

(End of chapter)