Chapter 11 Anti-brainwashing, the counterattack of the master and apprentice of Sanzang!
"Mr. Officer, if you want to arrest him, please arrest him first, you can see that this guy is not a good person." At this moment, the monk in the robe spoke. He did not shy away from pointing at the kappa 'spirit' next to him in front of him, ready to sell his teammates angrily.
"Hey......" The kappa didn't react much, but turned his head to look at the monk and said coldly, "As a master, don't you feel ashamed to betray your disciple immediately when you encounter something?" ”
"Less wordy!" The monk drank and continued to say to Inusuke, "Officer, I have nothing to do with this person, you have to believe me." His eyes widened, and he stepped forward and grabbed Inunosuke's hands, "I'm the famous Sanzang Mage!" Monks don't speak! ”
"Hehe......" Inunosuke laughed dryly, "I'm still Prince Shotoku, you can save it." He pushed the other man away, "If you suddenly touch me again, I will bite you to death and write 'attack on the police' in the report." ”
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been born." Sanzang bowed his head and admitted his mistake at that time.
"I actually confessed to the wrong ......" Xiao Si, who was an onlooker, was dumped by this thing at that time, and he couldn't help but say, "This guy is also shameless and skinless...... But...... Judging by the styling...... These guys are really ......."
"Ah...... That's right. Feng Bujue took two steps back, leaned over to Xiao Si, and said softly, "These three guys are the three Tibetan masters and apprentices of the Sun and the Universe. ”
"Uh......" Xiao Si had never read the story about them, so he was puzzled, "So...... That monk is Sanzang, the monkey is Goku, and the kappa boy ...... Is it Wujing? ”
"Yes." Brother Jue nodded back.
"Huh? Where did Bajie go? Xiao sighed and asked again.
"Eaten by them." Feng Bujue quickly replied in a very steady tone.
"Huh?" Xiao Si didn't seem to hear clearly, and was stunned for a moment, "What did you say?" ”
Feng Bujue shrugged: "Didn't Inusuke already make it clear...... 'A human, a monkey and a kappa attacked a pig together, and then they fled west with a white horse'......"
I said...... What kind of world is this day and the universe......" Wang sighed as if his childhood had been ruined, "It's funny...... How do I think the story here is so dark! ”
"Be calm." Feng Bujue said, "Although there are a lot of very scary plots when you calm down and think about it, it is still quite funny at first glance." ”
"You're saying the opposite...... sighed. From the tone to the content before and after, it's reversed! ”
While they were talking, the "Goku" on the other side had already walked up to Inunosuke, and said with a stiff face, "Mr. Officer, report anonymously or something...... How can it be believed. Maybe it's just that someone doesn't like our master and apprentice, so they randomly fabricate a so-called 'homicide case' and want to frame us. ”
"That's right! Ha ha! "When Sanzang heard this, he was overjoyed by the 'color'. Immediately put on a smug face and said to Inunosuke. "Saying that we attacked Bajie, where is the evidence?"
"Oh...... Is the victim's name Bajie? Hearing this, Inunosuke took out a small notebook that he had brought with him and jotted down a few notes on it.
"What a big idiot...... Wujing looked at Sanzang's back and coldly added a mockery.
"Shut up! You rebel! Sanzang turned around and shouted, "Being a teacher is just accidentally saying something out of his mouth, at this moment, we must unite!" ”
Taking advantage of the gap between them and their spraying, Goku seems to have thought of an idea again. He spoke again and said to Inusuke, "Mr. Officer, there was originally a man named Hachijie who was traveling with the three of us, but he left alone this morning, and we don't know where he went. ”
"Yes......" Inunosuke said suspiciously.
"Hah!" At this time, Feng Bujue rushed forward in great strides and sneered, "Leaving by yourself?" He repeated the other man's words. There was disdain in his tone, "That's good...... But tell me what he told you before he left? ”
"He said......" Wukong was about to reply.
"Wait!" Feng Bujue interrupted him with a shout, "Come one by one." He gestured to Officer Inusuke, "Please take turns with the three of you...... Whispered what Bajie said before leaving, and relayed it to Officer Inusuke. ”
As soon as this statement came out. All three of them had a sudden change in color.
"What's wrong? Difficult? Brother Jue watched their expressions change, and immediately smiled, "Are you a thief?" ”
"It's okay to ......," Unexpectedly, Wujing quickly regained his composure, replied in a steady tone, and gave Wukong and Sanzang a look, "...... Let's be honest. ”
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Three minutes later......
The inquiry is over.
"Officer. Do they all say the same? Feng Bujue asked, looking at Inunosuke who had come back from a distance.
Obviously, Wujing's calm attitude just now made Brother Jue feel a little uneasy.
"It's different." Inusuke replied.
"Aha!" Feng Bujue immediately turned his head to look at the Sanzang master and apprentice, "Now...... What else do you have to say? ”
However, he was greeted by three sneering, smug faces.
"Huh?" Brother Jue was stunned when he saw this, and looked back at Inunosuke again.
Inunosuke continued: "Although the content of what they said is different, the meaning is almost ......" He paused for two seconds and narrated, "Regarding what Bajie said before leaving, Sanzang's version is ...... 'Wait, stop, I really don't want to, I really don't taste good, it tastes like horse manure, really!" He raised his paw and pointed at Goku, "Goku's version is...... 'Why are you all looking at me and whispering'...... Stop! It feels so weird! He pointed at Wujing again, "And Wujing's version is...... 'I said, do you want to eat it, which side is delicious, don't make this kind of black 'color' joke again!'" Huh? Not a joke? ’”
"Eaten! I really ate the eight precepts! Before Inunosuke's words were finished, Xiao Si was shocked, and when he finished telling all three sentences, Xiao Si roared, "And it's a feeling that has been planned for a long time!" ”
"No, no, no......" Wujing looked at Xiao Si and shook his head, "Bajie just left, we didn't do anything to him." ”
"That's right." Goku continued, "He was just afraid of being eaten by us, so he left." ”
"Hmph, hum, ......" Among the three people, Sanzang is the cheapest, and at this time, he is also the most proud, "That's it, can we go?" Mr. Officer? ”
"Hey...... With such an obvious murder (pig) cannibalistic incident, it's impossible to let them go, right? Xiao sighed and said to Inu's help.
"Of course." Inunosuke replied to him, and then looked at the trio, "You guys are 'quite bold', and after saying this kind of confession, do you still think you can leave?" ”
"That's it!" Even Xiong Ji shouted indignantly, "Look...... Rabbit Mi-chan's eyes have become sharp! ”
In this atmosphere, among all the people present, only one ...... 'revealed' a dignified 'color'.
Feng Bujue watched the sun and the sun back then, and he still had a deep impression of the story of "Journey to the West: The End of the Journey". Truth be told, the story ...... Think about it.
If you don't look at it carefully, you may not be able to understand it. If you look at it a little more seriously, you will find it funny. But think deeper...... It makes people's scalp tingle.
Why did the three masters and apprentices who were superficially harmonious 'revealed' all kinds of morbid attachments as soon as they came to the finish line called "Tianzhu"? Why was Sanzang exploded twice by Ruyi's 'stick', and it was bloody, but he was still able to walk like flying? Why is Sun Wukong obviously wearing a golden hoop on his head, but Sanzang has never recited the hoop mantra? Why is it that the same youkai, Wujing's mouth is full of fangs? But Goku didn't...... Why does their face change at a particular time? Why is Sanzang ...... as a human being? Can you finally burst out with extremely long claws? Will these physiological changes be related to the fact that they have eaten the eight precepts? If they just ate their companions because they were hungry, why not eat that white horse? The Last ...... The eight precepts that take the lead in passing through the "end" are the souls? Or is it a phantom?
"What's going on?" Feng Bujue looked at the three people opposite, and his thoughts turned sharply, "They have such a fearless attitude...... What are you going to do? His eyes changed slightly, "Do you want to escape by force?" Thinking of this, Brother Jue immediately recalled what abilities the three Tibetan masters and apprentices in the Rihe world had, "But...... These three guys are just scumbags and apprentices in funny comics, and they have only half a 'dime' relationship with the real "Journey to the West...... If I'm not mistaken, their abilities are...... Gojo's shoes are particularly long, Sanzang's hat can be lengthened, and Goku's 'stick' can be extended...... And then there's ...... All three of them had their fingernails sticking out and turning into long claws. ”
After a little thought, he dismissed this speculation: "Hmm...... Probably not. If we wanted to do it, we could have done it a long time ago, and when we weren't here, they were three-on-one...... At that time, the success rate of the attack was definitely higher than it is now. ”
Thinking of this, he groaned, "Could it be ...... The way they want to do it is ......"
"It seems...... You still don't understand, Mr. Officer. At this moment, Wukong spoke, "In this world, how can anyone kill their partner and eat it?" As he spoke, he looked at Xiong Ji a few meters away, "For example...... Bear over there, will you eat that rabbit next to you? ”
"Huh?" Xiong Ji's eyes widened and he replied, "What do you say?" How could I do such a terrible thing? ”
"Huh...... That's right. Wujing then continued, "This kind of thing is obviously contrary to common sense, and it is ...... Even if we really have bad intentions towards Bajie, will we discuss it so blatantly in front of him? ”
"Xiao Si ......" When he heard this, Feng Bujue tilted his head and whispered in Xiao Si's ear, "Do you see it?" These three guys...... We're doing what we've done before......" -- 29595 + dsuaahhh + 24412454 -- >R752