"Report - the emperor has arrived!" The disciples preached loudly.

All the Taoist priests and Taoist priests were frightened, and Chong Zhen tried his best to comfort: "Fellow masters, you might as well treat it with a normal heart, the emperor is also a human being!" ”

The door was wide open, everyone was pious, Qi Pengpeng knelt down and said: "Poor road greets the emperor, long live my emperor, long live long live!" ”

"Flattened, lovers! I live for 10,000 years, how do the Coats plan to live? Hahaha! Emperor Xu suddenly talked about Xing Dunsheng and asked happily.

"How dare the poor Dao call the shots?" Bodhi humbly responded.

Many little Taoist priests didn't know what to do, and they gathered around to peek at Emperor Xu, wanting to feast on the sassy and heroic posture of the incomparably noble saint dragon face and the martial artists. Bodhi Yanxia knew why Emperor Xu came, so he made a gesture of retreat, and the Taoist priests of different ages retreated in interest and did their own business. As a result, the sound of chanting came and went, almost sounding the chirping of the cicadas around them.

"Sister, long live is here!" Yanxia urged. Chong Zhen unhurriedly sorted out Liyun's sideburns, straightened her hat, and came outside, she was still drinking tea and reading a book just now!

"Poor Dao, knock to your majesty! Please advise!" Chong Zhen Shi Lidao.

Security Thunder and the others have already retired with interest, only Qiu Yue didn't dare to leave for too long, she acted on the camera, and occasionally came over to renew the tea. Emperor Xu helped Chong Zhen up, loved and pity, and said: "Love the concubine is flat!" Originally, you shouldn't have been a monk, but now that you insist on being a Taoist, I no longer object, but I don't want you to live a poor life, tomorrow I will ask the Internal Affairs Office to provide a monthly payment, and as a Taoist chief, you should also be the richest immortal, no, rich Tao. ”

"Fudao? Hehe! There is a cloud among the people, 'women and Taoist people, short-sighted, it seems to say that 'long hair and short knowledge'! Zhao Xu also smiled when he heard the "women's family".

"Aifei, you are still so beautiful and charming, who did you dream of last night? Hurry up, no mistakes! After Zhao Xu took a few sips of tea, he smiled with a smile.

"Guess what's going on with people! Such a tyrant, Poor Dao is really unseen and unheard of. Chong Zhen also pretended to be serious, in fact, she really wanted to cry in her arms with this long-lived master who both loved and hated, but she didn't want to show her cowardly side.

Chong Zhen immediately smiled and said: "Poor Dao has been degraded again and again, from the cold palace to the Yaohua Palace, long live, he still refuses to let me go, as if he is your wanted criminal." What's more, if I marry you in this life, I will love you stupidly, think about you, and don't dream of who you dream of? One more question. Chong Zhen deliberately said softly.

"As long as I have a breath, I will be responsible for you, you are the beautiful concubine I love deeply, you know? Even if you flee to the ends of the earth, I will arrest you, no, to the dragon's bed!"

"Shhhh Hooray, thank you for your pity! Poor Dao sin deserves death, fortunately I have regarded this pot of bluegrass as the incarnation of the princess, poor Dao has been sincere and diligent sprinkled with sweat, tears and spring water, this pot of bluegrass rescued, in fact, the Taoist people claim that this flower has been heavenly, but, sincerity is spiritual, God rewards diligence and good thoughts, let's hug our little princess together. (Note: The joy of the bed, the same as "purple" Explanation: The joy on the bed refers to the sexual activities between husband and wife.) Bamboo mats. Bed: Bed. Source: "Zuo Chuan: Xianggong Twenty-Seven": "The words of the bed do not exceed the threshold. "Qin Kong Kun's "Confucius Congzi Q&A": "If the Marquis of Jin is happy in the bed, the things in the room must not be hidden. ”

When Emperor Xu heard this, he was overjoyed and said: "Concubine Ai really has a way, and she can be said to be a master." After that, he kissed and kissed the blue grass, and stroked it affectionately, and said softly: "Fuqing, princess, my father sees that you are here!" Do you perceive it? ”

"I believe that Daozu will convey the love and love of the long live." Chong Zhen comforted. After that, Chong Zhen hugged the blue grass in his arms with his right hand, and the two emperors and concubines hugged each other tightly.

Then, Chong Zhen wiped away his tears and performed swordsmanship and Taoist martial arts for Emperor Xu, which made Zhao Xu look at the degraded concubine with admiration. I almost forgot that my head ached faintly in recent days, after Chong Zhen knew, he asked him to sit quietly, rubbed his jade hands hot, and first tried the hand temperature on his face, just right, warm, she covered her head for Emperor Xu over and over again, covering the scalp of the hidden disease, as if she had passed on her tenderness and sweetness to the tired emperor, covered her head, and then covered her face and temples for him.

"It's so comfortable! Aifei, what should I reward you? "After that, he has given the kiss affectionately." Hooray, please click so far. "Oh? Why? It's been a long time since I've loved you, thousands of fans, but you are the most beautiful! "However, this is the holy land of the Daomen, and the rules must not be broken, and the Son of Heaven touches the Dao, and he is no different from mortals." "Oh! Respect the teachings of the Immortal Dao! The two looked at each other and laughed.

"Long live, why did you come to investigate for seven days in the Poor Dao, do you want to catch that?" Chong Zhen made a joke and said.

"Bendi is that kind of boring villain, too underestimated." Emperor Xu said indifferently. Then, he thought about it carefully and said, "I worship folk culture very much, and I chose this day for four reasons, one of which is that you don't want to be a Seven Fairies?" I want to be Dong Yong once, speaking of mythology, I also heard the emperor tell the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl when I was a child, the Emperor of Heaven originally intended to let you meet the Weaver Girl once every seven days, but the crow heard that "you can only meet once on the seventh day of July"; Second, with the love concubine, I can always enjoy the feeling of the New Year, the seventh day of the first month, it is a human day, have you forgotten? The setting of the third and seven steps, the meaning of which is rich and smooth, comparable to the status of the highest minister, under the emperor's altar, 'I am under the ten thousand people' prime minister, the steps under the door of the prime minister's house are only located under the emperor, but the seven steps are also! Fourth, Buddhism has clouds: saving people's lives is better than building a seven-level floating slaughter. In ancient India, seven represents the highest meaning, and the main theme of this sentence is the merit of saving a person's life, which is better than the merit of donating money to build a seven-level stupa. In short, in yin and yang, good or bad, the number of 'seven' in all things is the node of the cycle of repetition. I, respect seven, is to respect the concubine! ”

Chong Zhen had been listening attentively, and he had long been fascinated, and was once again deeply impressed by this erudite emperor, and said excitedly: "Long live, your talent will be with you!" Then, she wanted to amuse Banzai, and quipped, "Banzai, where is your dragon chariot?" ”

"I don't need it, the mountain road is so narrow, if you break me, you will have to be widowed, and the palanquin bearers will also see the king of Hades, and at that time, you will criticize me again for taking people's lives, right? Guess what I learned to do when I went up the mountain this time? ”

"Dragons?" "No, guess." "Phoenix?" "Seeking the phoenix?" "Wrong, big mistake! I'm almost used to asking you to sleep again, I'm here to be a 'grass people' again! ”

"What a king who is close to the people and loves the people. In fact, everyone is a grass, a year of rotation, over and over again, when it should be swaying and spitting green, dedicate the elegance to the fullest; Some grasses live on more fertile soils, while others are poorer. It's a big deal to be a tree that shades many people like a saint, right? "Is there a chance to be a grass farmer? Interesting? "Yes, don't you hear 'the grass flies the phoenix, and the secretary of the cold door comes out'?"

Emperor Xu yawned, and said with a sincere understanding: "Long live, please rest early, the dragon body is important, remember 'summer and March, avoid color as avoiding chaos.'" 'Poor Dao congratulates the Great Song Dynasty 'Grass Emperor' to be as vigorous as grass, swaying like grass, long live! Bon voyage! ”

"Immortal Master Xie, the grass is in love with the phoenix, I will come again!" Emperor Xu smiled with a bright face, waved goodbye, and was surrounded by the warriors and returned happy.