Chapter 0003: Hello, I'm Beihang Immortal Venerable

Autumn is finally here

A strong wind swept by, the leaves were blowing, and the clothes of passers-by were blowing, and the fairy spirit soared.

After three years of practice, this is the first time that Lynch has faced the legendary school flower, Nakayama Cai.

Look closely, this is a girl who is difficult to find fault with her appearance, with black hair, pretty facial features, smooth and delicate skin, and a slender and lovely figure......

Not every point on her body is full of points, but every point is not far from the full score, and the combination is closer to perfection than a single point, and she is full of youth and nature.

A pale cherry color women's modern practice dress made her wear a sense of fluttering fairy, plus a hint of exotic style from the island country in her facial features...... A little irritating.

When I watched from a distance before, Lynch felt that she was a little tall, which was normal, if she had to have the talent and status of a senior sister, she had to walk sideways?

Today, I took a closer look, Qing High School was full of sweetness, a perfect face of first love taught people to be excited, and the brain was fragrant and the buttocks were sore.

Lynch was a little confused.

At home in the morning, I saw you in the newspaper.

On the way to school, Lu Youwei mentioned you.

The first time we met, we bumped into each other again.

Kill Peach Blossom?

Lynch didn't have that confidence, and said bluntly:

"I'm sorry, I just patronized people...... Phew, patronizing and looking at the sword, what are you talking about?"

Nakayama Caixiu's eyebrows twitched slightly, raised her head, turned sideways, and said what she had just said word for word.

"On the fifteenth day of the first month of the twenty-third year of Tianyuan, in the Xiangang Continent, by the Huayue Pool, the person who passed by and peeped that night was you......, right?

"It's not me, farewell. ”

Leaving this sentence behind, Lynch took the road and left.

He thought to himself, why is such a beautiful girl obsessed?

What is the twenty-third year of Tianyuan, the fifteenth day of the first month, the Xiangang Continent......

I'm afraid it's all the plot of your novel, right?

Haven't you heard of a dead end in writing a novel?

Lynch smelled the smell of trouble, there were so many boys around watching, including many fans of Senior Sister Zhongshan, if she spread a few more rumors, I am afraid that I will not be able to enter the school gate today.

Thinking like this, Lynch couldn't help but speed up his pace until a sharp silver short sword suddenly hung an inch in front of his eyes, clanging.

Fortunately, Lynch didn't walk with his head down like he did just now, otherwise his life would have been over.

With a sudden brake, Lynch had to admit cowardice and beg for mercy:

"I'm really not an Immortal Venerable. ”

The one who controls the short sword in the air is Nakayama Aya's companion reading boy, who is also a girlfriend and a maid, and Emiya Qingxiu.

A beauty who is also a proper class flower level elsewhere, can be called an extraordinary third-order with outstanding talent, just the right foil, highlighting the brilliance of Zhongshan Cai.

Striding out of the crowd, Qingxiu glanced at Lynch, compared to the coldness of Zhongshan Cai, Qingxiu seemed to be very serious, but it gave people a feeling of smiling.

"Miss, can I do it?"

Lynch panicked a little and hurriedly explained.

"My name is Lynch, the forest of the woods, the magical Qi, three years of transcendent first order, the existence of no more than three chapters in the senior sister's book, how can it be what kind of immortal Venerable? Today's first class is the class of the super fierce sister, you all know the super fierce sister, if you are late, you will die, please give me a way to live, okay?"

Pacing around to the hanging spirit sword, Nakayama stood one step in front of Lynch.

The posture is as straight as a pine, the mountains are as pretty as a cliff, and the beautiful eyes are as cold as frost, which makes people shudder, and they dare not have the slightest idea of lightness.

"Appearance can lie, talent can lie, and a man's mouth will lie, but the sword won't, this sword is called the Gouging Sword, two feet long, it's too short to kill ordinary people, it's just right to gouge out your eyes. ”

"I was once insulted by you in the Xiangang Continent, I am not your opponent, and even one of your apprentices is far superior to me, today in this new world, you stand in front of me like a baby......"

"Beihang Tianzun, what else do you have to say?"

How do these sound like last words?

Lynch panicked.

"No, senior sister, you wait for me to download the starting point APP first to keep up with your pace...... By the way, what's the name of that book?"

The crowd burst out laughing.

Although class was approaching, when it came to Zhongshan Cai, more and more people stopped to watch the excitement, which soon blocked Lynch's retreat.

Among them, there are those who eat melons, there are those who doubt, and there are also those who are jealous.

After all, she is a senior sister in Zhongshan, even if it is a bad fate, it makes people jealous.

Some students who have watched Nakayama Cai's "Death of a Voyeur", after pondering for a while, have probably figured out the ins and outs.

It turned out that Senior Sister Zhongshan regarded this first-grade classmate named Lynch as the disciple who once peeked at the heroine's bath in the book, and the demon king who destroyed the Xiangang Continent the day after tomorrow, Beihang Xianzun!

It seems that Senior Sister Zhongshan is immersed in the novel and can't distinguish between fantasy and reality......

But why is this kid the North Hanging Immortal?

Is it just because he's handsome?

The crowd was lively.

But Nakayama Aya was still as cold as ice, not saying a word, without a hint of joking.

Novels are harmful!

Lynch had no choice but to think long-term.

Ordinary thinking and psychopaths are incommunicative, you have to get into her rhythm.

Even if Lynch hasn't read the book "Death of a Voyeur", he must try to enter the world of the novel from the words of Senior Sister Zhongshan and look for logical loopholes in it.

Fight!

didn't have time to think about it, Lynch casually grabbed a loophole and sprayed.

"If you are an immortal, how can you lack a woman? I admit that you are a beauty on the earth, but the fairies of the Xiangang Continent are like clouds, and the sky is beautiful, do you still need to peek at you taking a bath?"

"You-"

Taking advantage of Zhongshan Cai's sudden start, Lynch took advantage of the situation and pursued:

"Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the Beihang Immortal Venerable only recognizes you, then with the strength of the Immortal Venerable, do you still need to take a peek, can't you take a look in the open?"

Nakayama Caiqiao's face stiffened, and the corners of her eyes twitched slightly, but she didn't have a seizure because of her identity.

The maid Qingxiu hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed her slender and slender arm with one hand.

"I have never heard that the Northern Hanging Immortal Venerable is not close to women, and I didn't expect to be so shameless today!"

Is it a?

Lynch's eyes narrowed suddenly, and he was in a hurry.

"Why don't you peek at you taking a bath......?

"No, no!"

Nakayama gritted her teeth and interrupted Lynch's conjecture.

"When you were a guest in the house, the full moon was bright that night, the breeze was gentle, and when you happened to pass by Huayue Pool, it happened that I was about to take a bath, and you casually threw a stone into the pool to remind me. ”

"Isn't this a gentleman?"

Lynch asked.

For some reason, Nakayama Cai's eyes were suddenly full of grievances, and her face was swollen with humiliation.

After a moment, she closed her eyes, breathed a sigh of relief, and said coldly:

"The pebbles blew in the water, splashed me in the face, and the pebbles hit me. ”

Show, dog!

Lynch intuitively felt his scalp tingle, with a crying tone, and was about to speak incoherently.

"I, I...... I'm going to take a shower in the bathhouse now, can't I let you smash it back?"

The long eyelashes are dewed, the eyes are slightly open, and the face of Zhongshan Cai is reminiscing, and her voice is much softer.

"I haven't seen you since that night. ”

"Every time you approach, you are turned away by your apprentices, until the continent collapses, and when you hear from you again, you are dead. ”

"I ......"

Lynch opened his mouth and looked at the grievances and sighs in his senior sister's eyes that he had never felt before, and he was actually touched.

Presumably this novel is the senior sister's personal experience of the magic change.

Thinking like this, Lynch was no longer naughty, took out his student ID, and said sincerely:

"I'm sorry, you really recognized the wrong person, I'm really not a Beihang Immortal, I don't believe you can check my student ID, which has my birth certificate, gene code, Lingzhou rate, ......"

Coming back to his senses from his reminiscences, Nakayama drew his sword and faced each other.

The blade hovered a centimeter beyond Lynch's Adam's apple, the thin blade trembling slightly, and whistling softly.

"If you don't, then I'll kill you. ”

At the same time, Qingxiu on the side withdrew the eye-gouging dagger in the air.

This look ...... It's not like a joke!

Gouging out your eyes is not irritating, and you have changed to cutting people?

The terrible thing about neuropathy is that her actions are illogical.

Lynch almost didn't pee his pants, but forcibly calmed down, trembling and said:

"This is the school, you can't just kill people. ”

Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, the melon-eating classmates finally squeaked.

"Senior Sister Zhongshan, calm down. ”

"Senior sister hasn't had breakfast yet, has she?"

"The headmaster is coming soon. ”

shouted from a distance of more than ten meters, and retreated while shouting.

Lynch panicked even more when he saw this stance.

Nakayama Cai was unmoved, still staring at Lynch coldly, and her voice was a little colder than before.

"Who didn't walk long just now, and hit me directly on the scabbard? In public, the young lady of the Zhongshan family in Moon City, I was so angry that I killed you by mistake, and at most I went to the space hunting ground to be re-educated for a few days before I came out. ”

Is this okay too?

The crowd was silent until a voice rang out.

"Hello, I'm Beihang Immortal Venerable, you can't kill me. ”