Chapter 6: It's a sad story
The blue-haired chicken didn't pay attention to any male and female affairs, but the head of the chicken was biased left and right, and he looked up and down the root very spiritually, as if he wanted to see the whole body of the root inside and out.
"Huh? My goodness! ”
This frightened the root and hurriedly protected the big red Xiaoxiao Ku of the lower body, and warned: "Lao Tzu also has a bottom line." The previous beach pants can not worry about you with a chicken, but if you have to break Lao Tzu's bottom line, then Lao Tzu will definitely break the net with you today, why don't you try? ”
Gen is so serious that he blushes and vows to defend his dignity and image.
He doesn't want to run naked on a chicken, although this chicken is cute, but a chicken is a chicken, if he treats his JJ as a big insect, then it must not be made into a eunuch?
And a few seconds later, the blue-haired chicken shook its head, squinted at the place where the root was covered with both hands, indicating that it was full of the chicken's obsessed appearance, and did not care about what shadow the root would leave because of this, and then took the opportunity to do something hurtful to it, and began to lazily fan a sudden cool breeze on his head with his wings.
It looks like it's very hot!
At this moment, all the careless movements and mysterious appearance of the blue-haired chicken made Gen's eyes wide open and it was difficult to calm down.
"Oh my God...... This chicken cliff has become a spirit! "Hmph...... MMP, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to lose the face of foodies today, and he was looked down upon by a refined chicken...... I dislike it, fortunately, no compatriots know about this, otherwise there will be no place for Lao Tzu in the foodie world! ”
But Gen felt really uncomfortable, so he began to scold in his mouth, "Then what do you mean by stealing Lao Tzu's beach pants and putting them on your hairy legs?" Want to be pretentious? ”
Maybe Gen is really angry, scolding and scolding and standing up from the sand, or maybe he thinks that this big chicken is very cute, and he really can't let him be scared all the time, although it's a little bigger, but it hasn't hurt him yet!
After standing up, he saw that the big chicken did not react, and the root relaxed a lot, and waved the sand grains all over his body with one free hand.
But as soon as Gen finished waving the sand on his body, he noticed that the big chicken was looking at him again, and this sudden discovery startled him.
So, he hurriedly grabbed his little red pants with both hands, and his tone was a little negotiable, "It's Sister Ji, right?" Don't do that. I know you're very spiritual and can understand what we humans say! The little brother also told you the truth, the little brother is not familiar with the place of life when he first arrived, and he can't get enough food and clothing, and now he hasn't eaten for a few days and nights, don't you think it's pitiful? ”
Gen is really afraid of this faceless chicken, just hitting his pants and pants, and this chicken has strong combat effectiveness, Gen really has no bottom in his heart, only to win sympathy from a chicken, and they all say that animals understand human nature better than many humans, so they simply try it.
The blue-haired chicken seemed to really understand Gen's words, only to see it retract its gaze, and return to a careless look, as if everything just now had not happened from beginning to end, it was so shameless. So he began to fan himself with his wings again and again.
Seeing this, Gen exhaled, patted his liver carefully, and said in his heart: Lao Tzu is also alive to turn back, the key is that if Lao Tzu is really hungry and has no strength, otherwise he would have fucked him a long time ago, rushed up and pulled chicken feathers for a while, and then pumped it hard, teaching it how to be a beloved pet chicken while singing about conquest! ”
"Smack!" There was an explosion.
At this moment, a snake landed right at Gen's feet, and the snake's mouth was crooked, but it seemed to be dead!
Although Gen was frightened, Gen swallowed saliva wildly and couldn't stop looking up, and when he looked at the blue-haired chicken opposite, his eyes couldn't help but have tears in his eyes. I didn't expect this hateful big chicken to be very sympathetic, but after all, I was touched by a sad story of his, so I threw him the fattest snake directly!
"Sister Ji, are you ...... You're so kind, I just said it casually, I didn't mean that, and I wasn't any kind of person. Hehe, but Sister Ji is so generous...... Then I'll happily take it. And, in fact, I really don't care about the beach pants you snatched! ......" Gen said to Blue Fur as he tossed with the big snake.
But I thought in my heart, "Hmph, stinky chicken, rotten chicken, dead chicken, you just wait for Lao Tzu, don't think that you can win sympathy if you are cute, and when Lao Tzu cooks this snake meat and eats it, and recovers his strength, you will know how powerful Lao Tzu is." MMP hasn't eaten a chicken this big, and how long does it have to live? I feel that it has become a treasure medicine, so it must be made up! ”
"Huhu ......" at this moment the wind blows, the yellow sand flies all over the sky, and the people who suffer are still roots.
Gen covered his entire face as much as he could with his free hand, and said weakly: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Sister Ji, what kind of temper are you doing? I'm about to be blown to the sky by you. I thought, could it be that this big guy has not only become a spirit, but can also peek into the hearts of others? God, don't make such jokes on us, we're going to die!
I don't know what the purpose of the blue-haired chicken is to fan the wind against the root, but the general purpose is still to teach the root, otherwise he will suffer from schizophrenia......!
After a short while, the blue-haired chicken stopped fanning, and there was a rapid coughing sound from the dust that had not yet dispersed, and soon the tears came out, looking at the big chicken not far away with tears, and said with a serious look: "Humans and animals are friends, even if we can't become friends, then please be merciful, I am an innocent life, should not be involved in this storm!" ”
The big blue chicken shook his head and opened his pointed mouth, if he could speak, he felt that the other party was sighing.
Immediately afterwards, the big blue chicken stretched out its wings like a big kitchen knife, the wings pointed at the big snake next to the root, and opened its long pointed mouth, and the wings gestured to bring the big snake to its mouth......
Although Gen had never learned sign language or understood the way animals behaved, he quickly understood the meaning of the big chicken.
The root became a twitch at the corner of his face and looked at the movements of the big blue chicken, and he couldn't help blushing and his ears were hot, and he let out a long breath, and finally said:
"I understand what you mean, I didn't say it before, but I can try, you can wait patiently!"
After Gen finished speaking, he walked in front of the big black snake......