Chapter 14: Two Pests
"Oops, the water is spilling......" The vegetable sink full of water flowed outward, and Su Meier was shouting and jumping and jumping.
"Well, forget it, you better go back and wait." Mao Xiaotian, who was cutting meat, sighed helplessly. It seems that asking Su Meier to help can only become a luxury.
After the two went to the mall, they quickly bought today's ingredients. According to Su Meier's appetite, of course, meat is the mainstay, supplemented by seafood. As for the two kinds of vegetables, Mao Xiaotian reluctantly agreed to it.
Eight dishes, a lot of work, Mao Xiaotian talked for a long time, and Su Meier reluctantly pouted and walked into the kitchen to act as a starter.
However, since Su Meier came in, the whole kitchen has been in chaos, either pots and pans are flying everywhere, or the water from the vegetable sink is spilled all over the ground.
Definitely on purpose, whose girl would be so stupid? What's more, it's still a dignified demon.
However, Su Meier's attitude is obvious, and the meaning expressed by her eyebrows is also very clear.
I just did it on purpose...... Mao Xiaotian was speechless, so he could only invite this sister back and let her wait quietly.
Otherwise, she'll be making trouble here, and she doesn't know how long she's going to be busy.
"Hehe, then I'll go back, come on, brother." Su Meier ran back to the sofa and sat down with a smile, full of smug smiles.
Mao Xiaotian had nothing to say, so he could only fight alone.
After another long day, eight dishes were finally brought to the table. Mao Xiaotian saw Su Meier's small mouth, and quickly covered it in fright and said, "Be merciful under your mouth......"
"What's wrong? It's time to eat. Su Meier said unhappily.
Mao Xiaotian handed her the chopsticks and said, "Eat them all at once, don't be like that." ”
"But...... It's good to eat this way. Su Meier didn't take the chopsticks, but looked at Mao Xiaotian reluctantly.
Mao Xiaotian said: "In this way, you can taste the taste, what's the fun of swallowing dates?" ”
"But I've always eaten in one bite."
Mao Xiaotian persuaded bitterly: "It's different now, we are in the world, we should experience what it feels like to be a human being." Besides, you see, let's eat together, how warm it feels. ”
"Really?" Su Meier asked suspiciously.
"Of course it's true, eating slowly with my sister is the happiest thing for me." Mao Xiaotian coaxed and deceived, and then patted his chest.
"Okay." Su Meier thought about it, nodded with a smile, and finally took the chopsticks.
Seeing this, Mao Xiaotian secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If nothing else, I should be able to eat enough this time......
Otherwise, with Su Meier's magical speed, it is estimated that it will be over before it starts.
This meal, the two of them really ate very slowly...... Two Demon ...... Su Meier also looked at Mao Xiaotian with a smile while eating, that kind of style almost made Mao Xiaotian forget to eat.
Moreover, Su Meier occasionally fed Mao Xiaotian: "Brother, come, eat this bone that my sister has gnawed......"
At the end of the meal, Mao Xiaotian was very satisfied, at least this meal was full.
Clean up, but it was only past three o'clock, Mao Xiaotian looked at Su Meier lying lazily on the sofa, but he was a little bored.
Something should be done, right? You can't just wait until it gets dark, can you?
Suddenly, a good idea popped up in Mao Xiaotian's mind.
"Hey...... Sister ......" Mao Xiaotian rubbed his hands and walked towards Su Meier.
In the Heavenly Palace, the roaring dog lay listlessly at the door, occasionally turning around and despising the drunk Erlang God.
"Great Sage, how's it going? This is not good news. Erlang God's cheeks flushed, and he said vaguely to a monkey opposite.
This monkey is the Monkey King.
"Yes, yes, you want to tell my grandson as soon as possible." Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, and he could see that he was very excited.
"Brother, of course, I have to tell you as soon as possible." Erlang God waved his hand and said very righteously.
"Okay, then my grandson will go first." After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he got up.
"Where are you going?"
"Of course, I'm going to play with Qingtian, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss the old days."
"I'm really in a hurry, I'll continue to drink it myself." Jiro picked up the wine cup in a daze.
"By the way, you'd better drink less." Sun Wukong suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "I secretly put two drops of drunken dew in the wine, you should find a bed now." ”
After speaking, Sun Wukong left with a smile, and when he arrived at the door, he said, "I'm leaving." ”
"Uh......h Wang ......"
"Drunken Dew? I said how did I get drunk...... Originally...... Bang......" Erlang Shen, who looked stunned, smiled, and before he finished speaking, he fell asleep on the table.
"It's over, those two pests are going to get together again, and the Three Realms are going to be chaotic......" The Roaring Sky Dog looked at the direction in which Sun Wukong disappeared, muttered to himself, and then got up and swayed and ran to Erlang God's side: "If you don't do good things, how can you tell Sun Wukong the news?" You'll have it in the future. ”
Erlang God didn't react, and the roaring dog showed an evil smile: "Master, I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to talk about ...... or not."
Erlang God still didn't react, and snored like a dead pig.
The roaring dog grinned again: "Thank you to the Great Sage, I finally said all this MMP." ”
"Master, in fact, I saw it when the Great Sage was drunk......"
"What's wrong?" Su Mei'er looked up at Mao Xiaotian's strange appearance and asked strangely.
"Look, we're done eating, let's go to bed." Mao Xiaotian said with a smile, with a look of ill will.
Su Mei'er was stunned and said, "It's not dark yet, what do you sleep?" ”
Mao Xiaotian yawned and said, "But I'm already sleepy." ”
"I'm not sleepy, I want to stay for a while."
"It's so boring to stay, it's still fun to sleep."
"What's the point of sleeping?"
"Sleep can hug you...... You can dream, you can dream about it. ”
Mao Xiaotian gradually seduced, like a little sheep tempting a big bad wolf...... No, it's the big bad wolf that tempts the little sheep.
"Hehe, bad brother, do you want to sleep with your sister in your arms, you can't wait?" Su Meier is not stupid, she saw through Mao Xiaotian's bad intentions.
"How can I be, I'm really sleepy." Mao Xiaotian naturally couldn't admit it.
"Since it's not, let's wait until it gets dark before going to sleep, and stay with my sister for a while."
"Yes...... It's ......" Mao Xiaotian hurriedly changed his words and said again and again.
"Hee-hee, bad brother is not good." Su Meier smiled playfully, then stood up, and said: "My brother came back very early today, and he is doing very well, my sister will let you sleep in your arms, let's go, let's go to bed......"
"Mm-hmm......" Mao Xiaotian ran into the bedroom excitedly.
A few minutes later, Mao Xiaotian looked at Su Meier, who had turned back into the original form of a white cat lying in his arms, and felt sad.
I don't know where to start......