Chapter 114: Xiao Zhao Yun (Five More Requests for Subscription)
"Ahh It's so cute. Yan Er and Lu Baiyu were both moved, looking at the child in front of them who was pressed on the head by Lu Bu, "Who is he?" ”
Lu Bu, the god of songs of the Three Kingdoms, went online and started live broadcasting, another masterpiece after "Cao Cao", "Little Nezha"
"Tell a myth, talk about such a family, this husband and wife, gave birth to a strange doll!" Lu Bu sang and touched the head of the little baby beside him, whose hands were tied with a red silk.
The baby looked resentful and struggled with her body, "Don't touch my head, you blame the doll!" ”
"With two sky-high manes, just these two little feet, stepping on the two Hot Wheels, holding it in the hands of the Qiankun circle." Lu Bu sang while happily grabbing the two small sideburns on the little baby's head.
"Ahh Let go of me, don't touch my hair. Nawa said angrily.
"Chaotian Aya protects her, Xuanyuan is full of arrows, the two eyes are looking at the demon mirror, the legs are chasing the wind, the Qiankun circle accompanies him, and he has great ability to go to heaven and sea." Singing until this Lu Bu slowly unraveled, the baby wrapped around the body of Hong Ling, and shook the longevity lock that hung on his chest.
"Three heads and six arms are powerful, and thousands of battles are magical. What is his name?, Nezha, Nezha, little Nezha! Lu Bu finally completed this song, the introduction of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods.
Lu Baiyu and Yan Er had already heard it confused, but Lu Bu's description of the baby in front of him was indeed very good, with bare temples and bare feet, trivial circles, red silk around his body, about ten years old, appearing alone in this wilderness, it was really a strange doll.
"Your name is Nezha?" Yan Er asked curiously.
The baby was not played with for a long time, and her face was unhappy, "Phew! What Nezha? I am Changshan Zhao Zilong! ”
"What did you say?" For the first time in his life, when Lu Bu heard someone else's name, he would be so shocked that even Fang Tian's halberd fell to the ground, and he stepped forward and grabbed the little baby, "What's your name, say it again?" ”
Xiao Zhao Yun stared at Lu Bu with disdain, and opened his hand, "Hmph, stealing other people's clothes, and singing as soon as you pull others, and sing that I am a weirdo, I think you are weird!" ”
"Rub, I was actually despised by Xiao Yunyun?" Lu Bu held his head.
Saying that, Xiao Zhaoyun was about to leave, Lu Bu hurriedly stepped forward, blocked in front of Xiao Yunyun, and looked at him again, at this moment, Lu Bu's heart was messy, "You, why are you dressed like this?" ”
Xiao Zhao Yun's cheeks were flushed at the moment, and he felt very embarrassed, like a little boy being bullied, "Hmph! What's the matter with you outsiders? Let me go, or I'll be unkind to you. ”
"Hehe, you little brat, although your marksmanship is good, but it is still 108,000 miles behind my halberd!" Lu Bu began to bully children, Zhao Yun was indeed abused by Lu Bu before, after all, there was too much age difference.
"If you have the ability to report your name, I will definitely defeat you in the future!" Xiao Zhaoyun was not convinced.
"Listen up! Lao Tzu is the unparalleled Lu Bu in the world! Lu Bu patted his chest and pretended to be forced in front of Zhao Yun, especially feeling, although he was still young.
"Cut! Bragging" Xiao Zhao Yun simply debunked.
"Hahaha! You two are so funny, like enemies! Lu Baiyu looked at Lu Bu and Zhao Yun bickering, and suddenly remembered what Lu Bu looked like when he was a child, holding a small halberd and clamoring to ride a big horse.
Lu Baiyu laughed happily, from the perspective of a bystander, the scene in front of him was just the difference between a big boy and a little boy.
Boys never grow up, it's just that the toys in their hands are getting more and more expensive.
"Goo!" Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound of stomach in the audience!
Xiao Zhao Yun covered his stomach and looked at the golden grilled fish in the distance in the distance, Yan Er, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva!
"Hee-hee! Xiao Yunyun, hungry? Lu Bu laughed and took a grilled fish, "Do you want to eat it?" Call Brother Bu and I'll let you eat! ”
Hearing this, Yan Er on the side was stunned, blushing and biting her lip, and said secretly in her heart, "Brother Bu! How can this be, I haven't even called it! ”
"Hmph, you want to buy Young Master Ben with a grilled fish?" Xiao Zhao Yun is also very arrogant!
"Goo!" Suddenly, the sound of a stomach growling came again.
Xiao Zhao Yun glanced at his head and snorted coldly, "It turns out that your stomach is calling me, so I won't be hungry and leave!" ”
"Goo!" Stomach ringing again!
"Stop, the little mouth is quite hard. Listen, it's clear you're hungry! Lu Bu stopped Xiao Zhao Yun.
"Goo!" "Goo!"
The voice came again, Lu Bu and Xiao Zhao Yun were also puzzled, and when they looked back, they saw Yan Er blushing shyly, "That Lord Lu Bu, actually, actually...... It's ......"
"It's my stomach that !!" Lu Baiyu held up a grilled fish, and then began to eat it, "Since you are not hungry, then you are welcome!" ”
"Ah!!h Yan Er couldn't help it and turned around, "Ah! Second sister, the most on the left, the biggest one, can't ......"
Lu Bu and Xiao Zhaoyun glanced at each other, the two of them were also embarrassed, they had misunderstood each other before, and they felt that these two people were very similar in personality, and they were both dead tsundere types.
"Stinky boy, come on!" Lu Bu threw the grilled fish in his hand to Xiao Zhao Yun, and Xiao Zhao Yun was also shocked, so he quickly caught it or it would fall to the ground.
"Eat, you're welcome! Even if I apologize for teasing you before! Lu Bu replied with a smile!
Xiao Zhao Yun hugged the grilled fish, blushing away from looking at Lu Bu, "I shouldn't have kicked you before!" ”
"How about handing it over to a friend?" Lu Bu asked, being able to meet Xiao Zhaoyun in this wilderness of Changshan can be regarded as a kind of fate!
"No!" Xiao Zhao Yun shook off his head arrogantly, walked to the side of the tree and sat down with the grilled fish in his arms, and ate cutely, "I said I would defeat you, so we can't be friends, you are my opponent!" ”
Lu Bu thought about it, this is the same reason as Zhang Liao who followed him at the beginning, it's good to be an opponent, at least don't be an enemy!
"Master Lu Bu, give!" Yan Er obediently brought a grilled fish to Lu Bu at this moment, and it could be seen that it was the one on the left, the largest one, and Yan Er kept everything good for Lu Bu!
Lu Bu took the grilled fish and touched Yan Er's head, Yan Er blushed, enjoying this first head touch, "I thought of a new name before, how about you call me Brother Bu in the future, don't keep talking about adults, adults, I feel like I'm bullying you!" ”
Yan Er was overjoyed, she could also be called Brother Bu, but this is the first time she speaks, I'm afraid the task is very difficult!
I saw Yan Er covering her heart, because there was a deer jumping "gurgling", and slowly called shyly, "Bu...... Cloth...... Brother ......"
"Oops! You two brothers and sisters are really troublesome, unlike my sister, Brother Yun every day, Brother Yun, Brother Yun, I am almost annoyed to death! I finally escaped, and I saw you two brothers and sisters again, oh my God! Why are there all brothers and sisters in the world? Xiao Zhao Yun on the side was eating grilled fish and complained that in his childhood world, calling his brother meant the relationship between brother and sister.
"Brother and Sister !!" Yan Er hugged her head, and the sound of "Duang" in her heart was like a thunderbolt flashing from a sunny day, hitting the deer that was alive and kicking before, and then it was directly roasted, "Brother Lu Bu, come and eat the barbecue made by my sister!" ”
"I don't want it! I don't want brothers and sisters! Yan Er shook her head violently, and glared fiercely at the little Zhao Yun who was eating barbecue obediently, so frightened that the little Zhao Yun was startled, and looked confused, "Tigress!" Hey, surnamed Lu, your sister is so fierce, you don't care! ”
Lu Bu touched his head at the moment, it was rare to see the gentle Yan Er so angry. At this moment, Lu Bu was sandwiched between Yan Er and Xiao Zhao Yun, "This generation gap is not ordinary!" ”
"Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! Lu Baiyu laughed heartily at the moment, tears in his eyes burst into laughter, "That's right! Brother Lu Bu, why do you say that there are brothers and sisters in this world? ”
"Ahh Xiao Zhao Yun pointed at Lu Bu and Lu Baiyu, "You are also brothers and sisters!! ”
Lu Baiyu smiled, "That's right! ”
"Hey, it turns out that the world is full of brothers and sisters!" Xiao Zhao Yun, who ran away from home, sighed.
And at this moment, Lu Baiyu picked up a grilled fish and walked towards Xiao Zhao Yun, "Do you still want to eat, call my sister and give it to you!" ”
"Nope! No! Xiao Zhao Yun hid in panic, feeling very afraid of Lu Baiyu's appearance, "Don't come here, I'll ...... I ......"
I saw Xiao Zhao Yun's nose sniffing, his whole body was soft, and the whole person fell asleep!
Lu Bu and the three of them looked at each other, "What's the situation?" Pretending to be asleep? ”
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([Cancer: Important people appear, Cancer feels the need to explain in advance.] Cancer knows that Zhao Yun doesn't write well, and this book may be half lost. However, Cancer has his own ideas, about the early stage of Zhao Yun's character setting is the Q version of the cute, always want to run away from home bear child, hate his sister clinging to him, but he is a good brother; Another stalk is that Zhao Yun always thought that Yan Er and Lu Bu were brother and sister; As for the middle and late stages, it is natural to be as handsome as you want! 】)