A monologue by Kohei (: Could it be that both honey and black are diseases?) )

A monologue by Kohei, written after Zako was once again out of the season due to injury

It is said that love honey is fleeting, and hatred of black is eternal. Compared with the so-called unjustified honey, the black with thousands of sources must have the endurance of never abandoning, the logic of penetrating and the memory of unforgettable.www.biquge.info

So when you were sent out by the Durants who were less than 24 years old, I had another piece of ironclad evidence in the black material library.

And the festive scene of your disgraced return from the cowboys' home court the year before last is still vivid.

So looking back, the past, present, and future are enough to set off waves of saliva in the major basketball interactive areas, and your old past scrolls in your mind like a movie.

It's been four years since the 39-minute massacre in Boston, where people laughed out of their big teeth;

It's been 6 years since the restless summer that shouted that "the Lakers will trade Lao Tzu if they don't make up for it";

You scored only one point in the second half of the seventh game of life and death, and it was seven years ago that you left the playoffs with the shame of a 3-1 lead and a comeback;

The '04-05 season that made Kohei laugh at you for not even making the playoffs without O's fat fart is also one of our fondest memories;

And 9 years ago, you wasted your money and led to an unprecedented F4 hatred of the Motor City, which is also a masterpiece that can go down in history;

It's been 10 years since you made a lot of foul shots in Jordan's curtain call;

It was in that year that the summer of Eagle County, which almost brought disaster to your career, suddenly thundered and spread to this day;

And 10 years ago, the amazing work of 47 throws and 30 irons pushed you to the grandmaster-level god position in the hearts of Kehei who has been "always striking iron and has never been surpassed";

Before that, you just cheekily lifted the first MVP trophy in your life against the boos of the people in your hometown;

It seems that the soap opera in which you and Shak mingming, fighting and throwing tantrums with each other, has been over for more than 10 years. Today's Ao Fat and you are still living a death that they have never changed****, so that more than 10 years do not seem so far away;

15 years ago, you had the audacity to drink the block and dismantle Malone, and you didn't want to compete with Jordan as much as possible, and the scene of turning your head and being shaken by the old flyer is still vivid;

And a year ago, you just hit three bread balls in the playoffs against the Jazz and successfully sent the Lakers to fish;

Before you know it, you have been in this alliance for 17 years at the age of 17, and there is no sign of stopping, so Kehei will only be lonely, but he will never be lonely.

Because you have been concocting and being concocted for more than ten years with all kinds of narcissistic words and deeds, brainless mistakes, and crazy iron strikes that are popular in various black groups, so that there will never be a shortage of reasons to hack you.

For example, the joke "Jordan sticks out his tongue is domineering and exposed, and the slag department sticks out his tongue just to dissipate heat" is already too old to be old;

Another example is the comparison of "Kobe Bryant stands aside, LeBron is the first person in the league, and Wade is the first quartile in the league" that began a long time ago;

Another example is your legendary slam dunk contest champion in history;

and the fifth title overshadowed by Perkins' unexpected injury, the seventh free throw controversy, and the 2010 Finals FMVP performance was not as good as the 2011 non-FMVP Wade;

And, of course, every game

After the game, the media, Kemi, and Kehei are impatient and routinely help you find the most reliable black pot warriors;

With the attitude of "you have any unhappy and unbearable scum, I will be happy and happy", Kehei often has a more comprehensive understanding of this man with a multifaceted personality and a magnificent career while constantly making troubles than Komi.

It is undoubtedly true people and things, but it is often possible to make two diametrically opposed interpretations, perhaps this is the normal state of life.

So I have to admit that this narcissist who is still the same as me even if he is hacked into scum, relying on the diligent accumulation of racing against time, is indeed the existence closest to the god that he has been trying to catch up.

Just like many years later, when I saw the night of the wild dance 6 years ago that shook the past and the present and almost woke Zhang Erwan awake, I would still exclaim "Ya is so awesome";

The series, which was originally full of surprises and ended tragically, also has a double kill of the sun, which makes people call "my day" a classic.

And at the age of 25, you have 9 consecutive 40+ hard power, which also made Kehei speechless except for angrily scolding you for swiping data, eating dumplings, and cancer.

But what about now? It has been 3 years since 2010, when you let the reasonable teacher lose his voice in public;

It's been 4 years since you got your first title since parting ways with Ao Fat;

And perhaps the unique regular season MVP trophy in your life has already lost its luster after 5 years of gold rushing.

Many years later, people gradually forgot the assertion that "the answer is to dump you N streets";

I happened to look through this old photo, and I reminded myself that it had been 17 years since the draft night that later lit up the NBA for more than 10 years.

So he was inexplicably sentimental, tearful, and unaware of what to do - but his belief in sticking to you in his heart never wavered.

Is it because I'm worried that one day I will lose my sense of attachment to the NBA, and the legendary Stockholm-like disease that is so dark that I have feelings in the depths?

Or is he jealous that he has a nobody's or even ridiculous arrogance, but he lacks the courage to change the status quo and misses the possibility of changing the future?

I think it's probably just because: damn injuries have brought you a little closer to retiring.