110 different Norse mythology
Professor Randolph, or the berserker from Asgard, said, "Well, I'd love to know. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 🔥 How did you find out? “
Coulson said, "Reasoning. “
Next, Coulson turns on the detective mode and lists Professor Randolph's flaws one by one.
"One, you're not the first Asgardian I've caught, and you didn't feel scared or panicked when you were caught,"
Wang You, who was looking at the surveillance screen, thought to himself: "Maybe he's crazy?!" Also Why does it have to be Asgardians? ”
"Two, how can a Waterfield 44 fountain pen be bought at the salary of a literature professor?"
Wang You thinks this is nothing: "Go to China and see how those experts and professors make a lot of money?" ”
"Finally, when I mentioned that I was alone with aliens, most people would be curious."
Wang You thought about it and felt that it was nothing: "The aliens Kitari have invaded New York before, and the whole world has seen aliens, why be curious?" ”
However, Professor Randolph complimented Coulson, saying, "You're definitely more perceptive than the average person, Agent Coulson." “
Although Coulson was a question, he said in an affirmative tone: "You are the Asgardian berserker who was left behind, right?" “
Professor Randolph folded his hands and pleaded in a relaxed tone, "Don't tell anyone else, please." “
Fitz, who was watching the scene in the interrogation room through the surveillance, said to Simmons beside him: "I really didn't expect it, what about you? “
Fitz continued, "In broad daylight, a true Asgardian, too powerful. “
Skye, who was also watching, asked, "How long do you say he's been on Earth?" “
Simmons responded, "A thousand years, maybe longer." If we can give him a little surgery and take some tissue samples or body fluids, we can be sure. “
Simmons was a little excited as he spoke, his eyes lit up, and he wanted to rush into the interrogation room and pull Randolph out to slice and study it, and make a specimen by the way.
Skye was speechless when he heard this: "You can also ask him directly, you weirdo... However, it's much more enjoyable than watching the History Channel. “
Skye looked at Professor Randolph on the screen and continued, "This guy has been through all the horrific times, the Crusades, the Black Death, the Disco,"
When Skye said about the Crusades and the Black Death, Wang You was still nodding, but what the hell was the last disco?
When Wang You, Skye, Fitz, and Simmons were pointing at Professor Randolph in the interrogation room in the surveillance, May walked over with a controller, operating as she went.
Skye saw it and wondered, "What are you doing?" “
May replied, "Close the door to the interrogation room,"
After the operation, Mei saw Skye looking at her with puzzled eyes, and she explained one more sentence.
"It's Coulson's order."
At this moment, Professor Randolph, who was in the interrogation room, saw the door of the interrogation room suddenly close automatically.
He looked at Coulson and said lightly, "You're going to lock me up, I've been in smaller cells." “
The Asgardians are indeed different, they are so fearless.
Ward threatened, "This room is made of silicon carbide-plated vanadium alloy, and it's designed to keep people like you. “
[The subtitle says that this alloy is the material of the shield of the American team, in other words, isn't the shield of the American team made of vibranium?] Is there a translation error? 】
Wang You, who heard it, turned around and asked Fitz: "That room is really made of that kind of thing?" ”
Wang You heard that the silicon carbide-plated vanadium alloy is the material of Captain America's shield.
Fitz shook his head and said, "No, but it should be okay to keep the Asgardians." ”
Wang You thought about it, it's not bad to be able to lock up the Asgardian alloy,
So, he said to Fitz, "Make something for me when you have time, just use this material, sturdy." ”
"Okay!" Fitz agreed nonchalantly,
His attention was now focused on Professor Randolph in the interrogation room, a living Asgardian, a rare species! Aliens! O legendary gods!
Randolph in the interrogation room smiled slyly and said, "But you're also here, and that door still has to be opened." “
Coulson said, "I'll let them open it." “
Then the topic returned to Randolph's identity, and Coulson asked, "So, the myth and legend of the Berserker is your autobiography?" “
Professor Randolph waved his hand and said, "I didn't write it, I don't want people to know my identity, but I can't control my mouth." “
Ward was curious: "You were captured?" Or was he tortured? “
Professor Randolph reluctantly gave an unexpected answer,
Professor Randolph said: "It's the sperm that goes up to the brain. “
Looking at Coulson and Ward's surprised eyes, Professor Randolph was also helpless.
Skye, who was watching the surveillance footage, said to Wang You next to him: "What does he mean?" “
Wang You said with a smile: "Literally, there is an old Chinese saying that heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass. “
"In 1546 I became acquainted with a French girl who loved to hear stories, so I told her a great story. As for the peace-loving Asgardian Berserker who remained, how did I know that her priest brother would be all recorded, and became... Legend. “
Skye shrugged, spread his hands, and said, "I don't believe in all the myths and legends now. “
Coulson interjected and asked, "Do you know Thor?" “
Professor Randolph said, "Of course, I've been messing around with the future King of Asgard all day,"
But as soon as he said the last sentence he laughed himself, and he continued: "Well, of course I don't know Thor, I'm a stonemason, a stoneman, a stone chisel for thousands of years, you can't imagine it, so when they came to conscript, of course I went to join the army. “
"Thousands of years? My God, it's unbelievable. ”
Simmons became more interested in the physiology of the Asgardians.
Professor Randolph says to Coulson, "I just want to walk around. “
"Also, anyone who has been boring to dig stones for thousands of years will want to go out for a walk. Thousands of years, if I had become a fossil long ago. Wang You complained in his heart.
Ward said, "But you have a cane. “
Professor Randolph said, "I hate it, other people are addicted to the power of rage, but I don't like it at all, and it looks like you are too." “
Ward, who had been a little calmer, wanted to be angry again, and he roared at Professor Randolph, "What did that cane do to me? “
"It illuminates the darkness inside you, whether you're human or Asgardian, and it's uncomfortable," said Professor Randolph, who looked relaxed. “
"Illuminating the darkness inside you, what does that mean, it doesn't help solve Ward's problem." Simmons said she didn't understand how the cane worked.
Professor Randolph continued: "The cane is forged from a rare metal that works on any bearer, or creates interoperability, and I have painstakingly tried to hide it, and unfortunately the legend has been recorded. People have been looking for it for thousands of years. ”
Professor Randolph was a little helpless when he said this.
When someone found out, he didn't want to hide in another place, and he wrote three poems to indicate the location, which is really worthy of being a person with a sperm worm.
What's the difference between burying a treasure and then drawing a treasure map and making countless copies of it and throwing it around, and you don't want to be discovered, and it's enough to be found for thousands of years.
There are too many slots, Wang You doesn't know what to complain about, and he can only say that the brain circuits of the Asgardians are not normal.
For example, Odin, who killed the king of the sworn enemy Frost Giant, ended up raising the other party's son as his own son, that is, the evil god Loki.
Coulson asked, "Where's the last cane?" ”
Professor Randolph said: "I am now a lover of peace. ”
Professor Randolph didn't want to say it, so Coulson had to threaten him.
"You don't want your identity exposed, you may not know Thor, but I do," Coulson said. ”
Coulson said, "If you don't say it, I'll ask Thor to get you back to Asgard and let you continue digging stones."
Professor Randolph reluctantly said, "Ireland was my first love on earth, there was a temple there, and the monks there gave me a comfortable bed, some soup, and some mulled wine. ”
Coulson's eyes lit up and he said, "Close to God." ”
"That's right."
Professor Randolph made a clever gesture that the last of the Berserker's cane was in Ireland.