Monkey King really can't stand it, I've never seen such a pit master. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Alas, fortunately, the master is gone, if he knows that I let him pull his stomach for five days, I don't know if he will be killed."

Chu Nan muttered to himself at this moment.

"Poof."

Monkey King felt that his heart was a little unbearable, wasn't it two or three days just now?

He wanted to ask how many days it was, after all, it was about how many days he would be tortured.

"Actually, I don't know how many days it will take, it may be two or three days, it may be four or five days, or it may not be bad for a month."

Chu Nan was still talking to himself.

"Hehe, I'm King Kong's incorruptible body, how could diarrhea befall me?"

Monkey King's eyes suddenly lit up, he thought of something, and the next moment he was secretly happy, ready to watch his apprentice's performance.

"I know that the master's body is very strong, and ordinary laxatives can't harm him at all, so I use medicinal herbs to configure, one gram of gastrointestinal herbs, three grams of rhubarb, one gram of tomato leaves, five grams of hemp seeds, plus one gram of expired milk cake, which is prepared through my exclusive secret recipe."

Chu Nan said seriously.

Monkey King was about to cry, he could resist ordinary laxatives, but with so many things with the main ingredients of laxatives, how could he not have diarrhea? I don't know how long it will take.

I've never seen such a pit master.

"Forget it, in fact, I'm lying, there are no laxatives, but the master's bowl of noodles doesn't seem to be clean, water from a river, where there are often cows, pigs, bare-ass children, weasels or something, by the way, the cockroaches near the river are angry, often get some dung balls into the river, the last time a child went to pee in the river, and saw a dirty weasel bathing, it was called a disgusting ah, especially the weasel actually farted into the river."

Chu Nan continued to talk to himself.

Monkey King's stomach turned over at this moment, he was very uncomfortable, he felt like he was going to vomit, which was even more unbearable than diarrhea, did he really drink that water?

I'm going to vomit just thinking about it.

"Fortunately, I'm kind, in order to prevent the strange smell of the water from flowing out, I deliberately put it with my stinky socks, I guess it should be very fragrant."

At this moment, Monkey King is really going out to beat people, don't bring such an annoying person.

At this time, Monkey King regretted letting Chu Nan cook a little, although it was very delicious, but the price was inevitably too great, he actually let himself eat so many unclean things, I really didn't know what to say.

In the face of these, Monkey King felt that he couldn't live anymore, and he really wanted to find a place to vomit well.

"Forget it, it's not good to curse the master like this, I didn't do these things, I just hope that the master won't give me any interest next time and let me cook, no matter how I say I'm also a gourmet, how can I not have dignity, next time if it's like this, I'll have to get some laxatives."

Chu Nan thought about it at this moment, but he didn't know what to think.

When Monkey King heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief, she finally didn't really drink that kind of water, she felt that she would never want to eat noodles again in the future, it was really too tricky.

With Chu Nan's lesson this time, Monkey King really didn't dare to eat what Chu Nan made in the future, it felt too dangerous, and it was more thrilling than a duel with a master.

"Come out, I've seen you, and after all that, I've finally blown you up."

Chu Nan shouted and said, Monkey King was a little speechless at this moment, did he find out that his apprentice still didn't, how could he say something like this.

However, Monkey King also had his own judgment in his heart, and he knew that this was most likely Chu Nan's conspiracy to lure him out.

"It's really impatient, stinky master, it's so hateful, if I had been born so many years earlier than you, I would have beaten you now as a good master."

Chu Nan shouted dissatisfiedly.

The Monkey King was furious, how could it be reasonable for his apprentice to say this about himself.

After Chu Nan's reminder, Monkey King had a plan in his heart and decided to clean him up like this next time.

"I think the master should want to use my method to clean me up, but it's better not to do that, otherwise I will make the master unable to eat and walk around, since I have come up with this method, there is a solution to him.

Chu Nan continued, so that Monkey King really didn't know what to say.

In the end, Monkey King chose to be out of sight and left directly, he really didn't want to stay here, it was too embarrassing.

"It turns out that the stinky master is really here, hum, it's so annoying, you deserve to be afraid of the master."

Chu Nan shouted loudly, venting the dissatisfaction in his heart.

Monkey King almost fell to the ground, he really didn't know what to say, he was afraid of his wife, but you don't want to say it.

In the end, Chu Nan also packed up his things and prepared to leave.

At this time, a call suddenly came from his heart, and he understood what it meant.

The next moment, two figures walked out, it was Timo and Jinx, both of them had changed at this time, Timo's body was a little black, his body was a lot stronger, and his body was even stronger than before, Jinx had changed a lot at this moment, the energy in his body had been purified, he became very strong, his strength had improved a lot, and he also had a dusty temperament on his body, but under her funny face, he couldn't see it.

"Beauty, are you considering letting me see your true face?"

Chu Nan joked that in the past, he had said this more than once.

"Okay, I'll let you see when you make me fall in love with you or when you're dying."

Jinx said lightly.

After Chu Nan listened, he felt speechless, in the past, Jinx often replied to himself like this, but he didn't expect it to be the case now.

"Can you two stop abusing single dogs?"

Teemo was speechless at this moment, but he really didn't know what to say.

Chu Nan and Jinx both glared at Timo, what they said was too ambiguous, I don't know if this will make others misunderstand?

In the end, the three of them set out on the journey again, and this time the place they were going to was the City Lord's Mansion, because there was a reason why Chu Nan had to go.

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In Ai Ou City, in the prison, there are two figures being imprisoned, and the two of them look a little embarrassed at this time, obviously having been punished to a certain extent.

These two are very strong, and they won't tell them any information about Noxus at all, which makes them very nerve-wracking, after all, it is not good to have no information in this place, especially in this tense situation.