Chapter Ninety-One: As You Wish
On the calm sea, a warship with two skull gates painted crookedly on its sails is slowly moving forward.
"Ya, speed me up, I'll see who dares to return!" And on this warship, a brutal 'rebellion' is being staged.
Wu Biao, who was dressed in a white coat, looked at the navigator who was tied to the ground, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a violent smile: "The body that happened to be idle was a little rusty, which one has to go back, stand up and compare with me." β
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Silence.
All the naval sergeants on the deck couldn't help but swallow their spit, who would have thought that the person who is now famous throughout the Great Voyage and is called the 'Great Hero' and 'Great Hero' by the civilians everywhere would be the same person as this scoundrel.
ββ¦β¦ Colonel Wu Biao, this is Yuan... Handsome...... Well, the annihilation of pirates is the top priority of our navy, and I absolutely support your work, Colonel Wu Biao. β
The lieutenant colonel who opened his mouth looked at Wu Biao's raised fist and withered without hesitation......
Wu Biao cleared his throat and shouted, "Who else?!" As he shouted, the navy on the warship retreated.
Nonsense.
This madman can't even handle the pheasant general, even if they are all of them, they are just giving away people's heads, let's honestly take one step at a time, the order is the order, and everything will be pushed on this thing, and it will not be beaten.
"That's right!"
Wu Biao nodded very satisfied, took out a cigarette from his white coat and lit it, and looked into the distance: "When we get to the Chambord Islands, we will go directly to Mermaid Island, and then go to that new world to kill all the bullshit Four Emperors, this is what our navy should do." β
Hey, hey, what are you talking about?
Well?
And so on β
What did the colonel just say?
Everyone's faces turned green in an instant, and they looked at Wu Biao with wide eyes one by one.
"Wait, Colonel Wu Biao, isn't the purpose of going to the Chambord Islands to prepare for the total annihilation of the supernova?" A lieutenant colonel asked, sweating profusely.
"Huh? When did I say I was going to wipe out the supernova? Wu Biao tilted his head and said very proudly: "Supernova or something, if it's a wicked person, you will kill him if you touch it, and if you can't touch it, don't care about him." β
"It's hard to know how to go to the New World, of course, you have to kill all the four emperors, that's challenging!"
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The entire warship fell silent, and after nearly a minute, the silence was broken by screams of panic.
"Hey, it's not challenging, it's dying."
"Colonel Wu Biao, I am old and young, so you can spare my life."
"My daughter-in-law is eighty years old, I still have to support her, my daughter is just 5 years old now, she doesn't remember what her father looks like, you just let me go back."
"That's right, my daughter-in-law was pregnant yesterday, I don't know whose it is, I want to go back to the headquarters to work hard, this is a matter related to my male dignity, please Colonel Wu Biao must give me a chance to maintain my dignity!"
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Looking at the crowd on the deck like ants on the oil pot, Wu Biao twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and said with a strange expression: "Whose daughter-in-law is eighty years old and her daughter is five years old, come out and let me see if you are from the Corpse Soul Realm." β
"Eh, who is that, don't jump into the sea, there are a lot of sea beasts here."
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After some 'harmonious' persuasion, the riot on deck finally ended with everyone changing from standing to lying down......
"I'm just talking, why are you scared like this?" Wu Biao had a 'you guys fooled' expression on his face.
Everyone was teary-eyed: "No, that's definitely what you really thought." β
"Uh......" Brother Biao used one word to express the meaning of how to fool these people, and when this word fell, he snapped a palm: "Anyway, shouldn't we have dinner?" β
ββ¦β¦ The trick of changing the subject is too fake! β
And at this moment, the voice of the lookout came from the loudspeaker outside the watchtower of the warship.
"At ten o'clock, you can already see the Chambord Islands Wheel Gallery. Repeat......"
Listening to the shouts of the lookout, the corners of the mouths of the navy present couldn't help but move, and they couldn't wait to climb up and catch the bastard who was out of the matter and didn't know how big it was now!
"OK, go on, go to the island!!" Wu Biao waved his hand excitedly, but obviously no one responded, and all the navigators and team members basically lay on the deck and pretended to be dead.
Pengββ
A muffled sound came out, so that the navy on the deck secretly opened their eyes to a gap, only to see Wu Biao's hands burning with flames, and his face was full of ferocity: "If you don't get up again, Lao Tzu will burn the ship." β
The crowd was silentβ
If someone else said this, they would never believe it, but it came out of the mouth of this person...... The realism can't be more than explosive!
"Ready to put the sails away!"
"Navigator watch the direction."
"Line up, get ready to enter the port."
It took less than two seconds for everyone to get up from the ground with a straight face and start their work in an orderly manner.
"A pirate ship was spotted in the rear right, and it was determined that it was a broadcast pirate group, and its captain was one of the 11 supernovas, and a reward of 198 million Bailey's 'DJ sound' Skurakchiman Apu was offered."
The navy on the ship was all moved, and they looked to the right rear, and sure enough, they saw that there was a pirate group following them, but ......
"It should be said that it really deserves to be a supernova, seeing that the warship is still chasing after it so arrogantly."
That's right, it did catch up, and at the same time as the warship slowed down, the pirates in the rear were speeding up.
Such arrogant pirates are still rare, in the great voyage, which pirate group did not immediately turn around and run after seeing the warship, this gang is good, not only did not run but took the initiative to send it to the door.
Wu Biao casually glanced behind him, shrugged his nose, and suddenly lost interest.
"Yawn......" With a long yawn, Wu Biao leaned directly on the deck chair: "The strength is too weak, and he is not a sinner, ignore him!" β
The navy on the ship smiled bitterly when they heard this, but there were no accidents, and I don't know how many times this scene has been staged in the past half a month.
Seeing the pirates ignore it directly, this style can also be said to be a strange branch in the navy.
But since Colonel Wu Biao said that he is not a sinner, he must not be a sinner, and for distinguishing sinners, Colonel Wu Biao's nose is better than any intelligence.
It even makes people wonder if this person has eaten a devil fruit about the sense of smell.
Everyone ignored the pirate ships chasing behind, and they were all working in an orderly manner as if they didn't see them.
At the same time, this scene also attracted the attention of the Chambord Islands.
The Chambord Islands, located near the naval headquarters, have the world's largest mangrove tree, the 'Alqi Mangrove', which is formed by the fact that its roots remain exposed on the water.
The most distinctive feature of the Chambord Islands is that the roots of the Archian mangrove tree secrete a special natural resin due to respiration, which expands into bubbles due to the air and then flies into the sky. Since the bubbles are only suitable for the climate range of the mangrove trees in Yarki, once the bubbles are out of the climatic realm of the Chambord Islands, the resin components will not be able to use their full power and explode.
But in the climate range of the mangroves of Yarqi, the bubble car, the bubble Ferris wheel, the house built on the bubble...... Bubble culture is everywhere in Chambord!
The island is made up of 79 trees, all numbered, each with towns and facilities, and the archipelago of these 79 islands is called the Chambord Islands.
Far away, someone discovered the warship that Wu Biao was on, after all, a warship is equipped with an extremely weird skeleton door, and it is impossible not to attract the attention of others.
Moreover, it is also a very strange thing for a warship to enter the port from this direction.
After all, towns 60 to 69 are where the navy and government are stationed, and all warships will enter the port from the other direction, not here.
"It's strange, how can a warship enter the port from here."
"Wait, the banner with the Skull Gate on it......"
"Absolutely, yes, it must be that navy lunatic."
"Damn, isn't our ship's coating still good? Hurry up and get in touch with the phone bug to get those workers faster! β
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When it was discovered whose warship it was, many people suddenly gathered on the edge of the islands 40 to 49, looking at the warships that were gradually approaching in the distance.
The other side.
The pirate ship also gradually came to the side of Wu Biao's warship, a pirate ship and a warship walked side by side, which can be said to be quite a strange scene, and next to the fence of the pirate group.
A man with particularly long arms and a strange hairstyle was looking at Wu Biao on the deck of the warship with a curious expression, and shouted loudly: "Hey, the bald donkey over there, are you that crazy colonel Wu Biao?" β
Bald donkey?
Everyone on the warship stopped moving, and they all looked at the supernova 'DJ' Apu with a kind of pity.
Not to mention the navy on the warship, even the crew of the pirate ship was stunned, although they always knew that their captain was a neurotic person who could easily cause others to be unhappy.
Sometimes, even for fun, I often make a shameless act of provoking an opponent who can't be beaten, and then running away, but ...... If you want to come up, you will annoy people.
Don't talk about anything else, that mad colonel has killed I don't know how many sea thieves, people don't pay attention to it, let's leave quickly, what are you doing like this......
Brother Biao opened his eyes a little confused.
Bald donkey?
Colonel Masanate?
Wu Biao?
Ahh
Wu Biao jumped up from the recliner with a 'whoosh', stared at Apu opposite with big eyes, and finally reflected, this thing is talking about himself.
You must know that it is usually Wu Biao's bad mouth that causes contradictions, and he has to be provoked by people when he comes up like this...... It's the first time I've met it.
And directly uncovered the scar, which made Wu Biao miss his handsome middle part.
Wrong.
This is not the top priority......
"Are you talking to me?" Wu Biao looked fierce and looked at Apu who was squatting on the guardrail of the pirate ship next to him.
"Hahaha, it's a stupid person!"
Apu looked at Wu Biao's bright bald head and showed an extremely bad smile: "I've been waiting for this day for a long time, since I heard that Capone Becky was killed by you, I wanted to see you, but I didn't expect it to be a little ghost who didn't have any hair." β
The eyes of the navy looking at Apu were no longer pity, and the gaze could be said to be unwavering, because it was already certain that this ...... It's dead.
Bald donkey, stupid, imp, doesn't this poor supernova know what terrible things he has said?
Even if it is completely compliant, you must not say it!
"Hahahaha, accelerate, accelerate, let's run, I'll clean up the shells!" Apu laughed and ran away after provoking, which felt like a thief.
Needless to say, the crew, who had long been accustomed to this style of conduct, began to speed up after he finished speaking, directly past the warship, and made a rapid advance in the direction of the Chambord Islands.
"You clean up the shells, wahahahaha......" Brother Biao also laughed wildly, but as he looked up, the distorted smiling face made everyone shiver!
Want to run after the provocation? How can it be so easy!
I didn't even want to pay attention to you, but I even took the initiative to come to the door.
Baldness?
A sucker?
The little ghost who didn't have any hair?
"Didi Da Du Du......"
At this moment, a burst of melodious music came, and Apu was seen stepping on the guardrail of the pirate ship. His palms, arms, and even his head were transformed into various musical instruments, and the melodious music was produced by these changing instruments.
"Colonel little bald, ahh......h I'm so scared...... Dididi, hurry up and escape, ...... Burst! β
Wu Biao raised his eyebrows, and his figure suddenly moved to the side without warning, this scene made the navy on the warship stunned for a moment, and then a bang broke their doubts.
I saw that a big hole suddenly appeared in the position where Wu Biao was standing before.
Apu's pupils shrank slightly, and he couldn't help but nod in his heart, sure enough, he was a mad colonel who killed many sea thieves, and he could detect this invisible attack.
"Didi...... Isn't that a bit of a skill...... But you want to chase me...... Dream on...... Come on, baby, shoot me, shoot me! β
Bang bang bang β
A burst of artillery bombardment sounded, this was not an order given by Wu Biao, but an initiative initiated by the navy, the front of this thing is really too bad, not weaker than Colonel Wu Biao, who always has no intention of taunting and does not know it.
"Didi...... Chop! β
The shells in the air were all broken into two sections in the middle without warning, which made the gunners on the warship have a shock on their faces.
And the people of the Radio Pirates are looking at the scene in front of them with a playful face, watching the opponent's face blackened by the captain's anger, but the helpless appearance, which is also one of their interests.
"Hey, hey, hey... Doodle...... Little bald colonel, how's my battle music...... Isn't it particularly nice...... If you want to bombard my ship, your cannonball is too small...... Shoot me bigger, shoot me as much as you want! β
Wu Biao's figure that was about to rush out directly paused, grinning.
"Okay, as you wish!"
Everyone in the radio pirates suddenly burst into laughter, and looked at Wu Biao playfully, wanting to see what kind of cannonball this bald colonel was going to come up with.
The wind became fierce in an instant.
Wu Biao raised one hand above his head, and a Guanyin bullet quickly converged, and almost in a matter of seconds, a huge ball the size of a ship was generated.
The "......" broadcast pirates collectively lost their voices, feeling the strength of the huge Guanyin bullet, and they all set their eyes on Apu, who was still calmly playing music.
"Didi...... Doodoo ...... What the hell, I was really wrong......"
"Hey, you're wilting!" Broadcast the Pirate Collective.
With such a captain, we are also desperate!
Phew-
The huge Guanyin bullet set off a violent air current, causing the waves to roll, and the entire large ball completely violated its huge size, and fell directly on the pirate ship.
However, the azimuth angle of the fall was excellent, and it smashed directly into the bow of the broadcast pirate ship, and the entire hull of the ship exploded under this energy, and everyone on board soared into the sky like a rocket taking off, and landed on the warship accurately.
One by one is really embarrassed, lying down a large area, and all of them are in a slippery state.
However, he didn't die?
All the crew members of the broadcast pirates were glad that the rumors were true, that this kind colonel really didn't kill us innocent people.
Apu was also happy, but he couldn't help but scold his mother in his heart.
It's just for fun, do you want to make it so big?
Looking at the huge whirlpool on the sea in the distance, everyone seemed to have become mute and collectively lost their voices......
"Someone!" Wu Biao roared and pointed to the members of the pirates on the deck: "Pluck their hair and the second hair for me, use it, and then tie the stripped and tied the playing one to the bow of the boat, and let him use it as a horn!" β
"What?"
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It's 6500 today, take the car to the grave, and I'll be back in the evening.
The pirate roll is not far from the end, and after thinking about it carefully, the pirate roll is really watery, and the pit is a force. When the last climax on the top ends, it's back to the original Grim Reaper.