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The Cabinet (Part II)

The celebrant father-in-law spoke, and hundreds of eunuchs who were not on errands in Shang Bao, Shang Shan Supervisor, Imperial Supervisor, Du Zhi Eunuch, and Zhidian Supervisor all went to the celebrant eunuch within a pillar of incense. There are too many people, the sound is noisy, the palace has not been so lively for a long time, and so many people have gathered at once, so the eunuchs are all asking what the celebrant is doing, but no one can agree to ask.

But no matter what he does, there are a lot of people, anyway, there is nothing to do, and everyone will have fun together.

"Silence, silence"

Seeing that the people were almost there, the eunuchs in the hall were busy shouting loudly, telling the crowd to calm down. Each prison is led by a young eunuch and a prisoner, and they all know what they are going to do, so they are happy to keep their mouths shut and help settle down there.

Most of the eunuchs who came from this group were illiterate, and it was difficult for them to read and write, but they were asked to make trouble, and the officials of the foreign court showed their fists and legs, and scolded each other, but they were all good hands.

"You all listen to our family, the people of the foreign court are making trouble in the cabinet today, in order to attack our inner court, so as a member of the inner court, you all have to cheer me up, and scold the cabinet of the troublemakers to our family, and if you don't run, you will run away, in short, we must not let those people make trouble in the cabinet."

Liang Dong pulled out his sleeves with great interest, crossed his waist and stood there, his sharp voice pulled, like a street shrew preparing for war. Doing this, it's really his Liang father-in-law's temperament, he led people to do it in the lobby of the Ministry of Works last year, and that momentum is really fucking energetic. Now he is going to make a big fuss about the cabinet, which is much more exciting than making trouble in the lobby of the Ministry of Works, and Liang Dong can't help but be happy when he thinks that he will turn the cabinet upside down.

As soon as they heard that they were going to scold the officials of the foreign court, the eunuchs were all excited, and the crowd laughed strangely, and some of the people who participated in the big trouble in the lobby of the Ministry of Industry last year were even more energetic to talk about the feat of the meeting with the people around them, and the spit stars and meteors splashed out, and their faces were also dancing with eyebrows. Speaking of excitement, the voice is also full of shape, which makes the people around him stunned.

Most of those young eunuchs and eunuchs graduated from the inner hall, and they all have some culture in their stomachs, so they are not like those illiterate eunuchs who are shouting there, but laughing and talking to each other, saying how to scold those foreign court officials, and some are secretly thinking about the sages' scolding sentences, so that they can be displayed and let those foreign court officials see, who said that the people in the inner court are unlearned

Liang Dong saw that the morale of the eunuchs was very good, and he was greatly satisfied, raised his big hand, and said in a loud voice: "Listen to our family, scold the brilliant, play brilliantly, the stewards of each prison will remember it for me, and there will be a reward for our family when I turn back."

"Father-in-law, don't worry, the little ones don't have any other skills, and this lip service is still not left behind"

"It's difficult for the small ones to go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, but if the small ones want to make trouble, then dare to pack tickets for the father-in-law, and they will definitely not lose"

"If you lose someone to your father-in-law, the little one will find a rope and hang him by himself, so as not to be embarrassed"

One of the eunuchs in the crowd shouted loudly, causing a burst of laughter.

Listening to the shouting, Liang Dong didn't care, and laughed: "It's not okay to just talk about not practicing, it's a donkey or a horse, you have to pull it out and slip around to know, the master doesn't talk nonsense with you, hurry up, go, let those people in the outer court see the power of our inner court."

As he spoke, he waved his hand, and the eunuchs in charge saw it, and they hurriedly led the eunuchs who were gearing up to kill the cabinet in turn. Hundreds of eunuchs are all united, but they seem to be huge, if they can sing another song "unity is strength", it would be better to find daring love.

The cabinet is not far from the celebrant and the celebrant here, and it looks like a mile away. Yuan Dahai also walked to the cabinet with the crowd, ready to take a look at this rare scene. As soon as he walked to the door, Liang Dong called him: "Yuan Dahai"

Yuan Dahai hurriedly stopped, turned around and ran towards Liang Dong, and said respectfully: "My subordinates are here, what do my father-in-law command?"

Liang Dong patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Wait until you get to the ground, you are smart, our people will come forward first, you lead people behind, you don't have to show your head without our gestures." As he spoke, he lowered his voice and said, "If our people can't do those guys in the outer court, you will come forward to take people, and if you can do it, you won't move, you know?" ”。

When Yuan Dahai heard it, he was happy, and he dared to love Liang Dong is also a lovely person, the battle has not yet been fought, so he will arrange the back road first, and he nodded busily: "The subordinates understand, the subordinates understand, and the father-in-law can rest assured."

"Alright, let's go"

Liang Dong laughed, pulled Yuan Dahai and followed the crowd out of the celebrant supervisor.

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"If Shoufu doesn't give us a word today, no one will leave."

"The minister was killed, but the cabinet ignored it, let's ask whether this cabinet is the cabinet of our outer court or the cabinet of his inner court."

"Ye Zhixuan died tragically under the arrows of Dongchang, Wan Liao and others died at noon, within two days, two tragedies were born in a row, all of which were committed by his Dongchang eagle dog, is it true that in the eyes of Shoufu, the lives of our foreign officials are really not worth mentioning?"

"If you want to support the sun and the moon for the court, first chase the jackals from the king's side. I am willing to go straight to the gate of heaven to tell the Jade Emperor to listen, listen to it, this is Wan Xian's last poem before he died, I listened to it in my heart, righteous indignation, indescribable, can Lord Ye be indifferent? Is your heart really made of iron?"

"Shi can bear it, who can't bear to be a thief and use the court staff to harm my minister, but the cabinet is deaf, let me ask, why does heaven want your cabinet to be of any use?"

"I have heard for a long time that the first assistant and the inner court are good, and when I see it today, it is really so, in vain my generation is still proud of the first assistant, it really blinded our eyes, phew"

"Today's Shoufu does not stand out for my Donglin, please withdraw from my Donglin, from now on, my Donglin Party will break off with you, and it will have nothing to do with it."

“……”

In the face of the angry crowd, Ye Xianggao complained bitterly, Wei Zhongxian used the court staff to kill many people at the noon gate, how could he really be indifferent But before he could take action, the gang of people from the Metropolitan Procuratorate came to the door and blocked him directly in the house. And he is not allowed to argue at all, what splits his head and covers his face is a burst of vicious scolding, and the clay man still has three points, not to mention the dignified Ming Shoufu

Ye Xianggao was scolded by them, and he was not angry, but he definitely couldn't scold, where could he beat these countless mouths with one mouth, if he really scolded, he was really afraid that he would be angry to death, so he simply pretended to be dumb, whatever you say, no matter how you scold, I just don't speak, see how you can scold me, no matter how fierce you scream, it's all as if you were farting

The official is wrong, the clear stream is wrong, this is not false at all, you know that scolding, shouting, in addition to this, can you still do something useful

Han Yi is also so angry, these imperial historians are really overnight night pots, they stink so bad, you can come to the cabinet, but you always have to listen to the opinions of the cabinet before speaking, how can you scold people when you come, and don't let people speak?

Annoyed, seeing that Ye Xianggao didn't answer, he did the same, holding a tea bowl and sitting on the stool, like a piece of wood, without saying a word.

This posture is solid, and even if you are covered by dark clouds, it is also as stable as Mount Tai

………………….

After scolding for so long, Ye Han and the others didn't react at all, Hu Liangji and they had no choice, they couldn't force them to enter the palace and the situation was slowly out of their control, at first it was okay, they were all people from the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and they all knew some sense of proportion in advance, but those small characters who rushed to the party when they heard the news were like little tigers one by one, their words were sharp, and the scolding was really fierce, and they didn't take anyone in their eyes at all. One by one, they were full of righteous indignation, and they had to beat people, at this time, no one persuaded them to be a good person, and they didn't hear that there were people shouting to clean up the Donglin portal...

Seeing that the gang of juniors were still chattering and scolding Ye Xianggao and Han Yi, Gu Dazhang frowned, wondering if he would lead the people of the Metropolitan Procuratorate to withdraw first, and then make trouble like this, and spread it, which is really not good for the image of the Donglin Party. Moreover, Ye Xianggao and Han Yi are still Donglin Party members after all, and they are the first and second assistants, so if they really want to provoke them, things will be even worse. Just as he was thinking about it, he heard an incomparably sharp, thunderous voice from behind him:

"The cabinet is heavy, which bastard is noisy here"

This thunder made more than 200 officials stunned, bastard? When I turned around, it turned out to be a group of eunuchs rushing in, and at that time, it really made the enemies see each other, and they were very red-eyed

"You eunuchs are so daring, you dare to scold the court officials for being bastards, who gave you the guts"

"The cabinet is an important place for the emperor to draw up an edict, even if the master of ceremonies has a palm seal and a pen, he doesn't dare to enter the door casually without following the holy edict, what kind of thing are you, you dare to come here and shout?"

Hu Liangji and Yuan Huazhong originally had no strength to scold, and they were really bored by Ye Xianggao and Han Yi's soft responses, but this meeting was full of energy again, and they taught these eunuchs a lesson.

"Shout, come back"

Lin San, the little eunuch of the imperial eunuch, was the first to rush into the cabinet, and he shouted "bastard", in front of so many fathers-in-law, he made up his mind to behave. As soon as he heard the two officials in front of him pick up the shelf, his eyes rolled, one hand crossed his waist, and the other hand pointed at Yuan Huazhong, and he opened his mouth and said: "Gentlemen, have you heard, this bastard asked us what we are?"

Immediately, a eunuch shouted: "Ye is not a thing, you are a fucking thing."

"You eunuchs..."

Yuan Huazhong is angry and doesn't fight in one place, it's really against the sky, a group of subordinate eunuchs dare to be so arrogant, and there is no Wang Fa

I didn't want those eunuchs to take him in their eyes at all, and when I heard him scold him for being a eunuch, there was a commotion, and someone scolded: "Bastard, keep your mouth clean, you are serving the emperor, what kind of eunuch, you are a fucking eunuch."

"You scold us for being eunuchs, and you still scold you for being a bastard, what's the matter, don't accept it, you have the ability to beat the master, but the master is waiting"

There were eunuchs who shouted and scolded provocatively, and suddenly, those little tigers in the Donglin Party came to their senses, and they all jumped out and scolded the eunuchs, and scolded to the climax, and all the foul language came out.

Scolding, scolding all to death

Ye Xianggao was anxious and angry, the Donglin party came to scold, and the eunuchs came to make trouble again, this is not over

Han Yi knew that those eunuchs came prepared, looking at the situation, it must have been instructed by Wei Zhongxian, seeing that the party members were all attracted by the eunuchs, no one paid attention to him, and hurriedly asked Ye Xianggao in a low voice: "Pavilion Elder, what should I do?" ”

"What should I do?"

Ye shook his beard, "Cool and shiver, let them make trouble"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a eunuch fall to the ground with his stomach in his arms, rolling incessantly, and screaming like a pig while rolling:

"Hey, Donglin beats people, Donglin beats people"

Li Ke sprinkled the eunuch before Li Zijun met him, and he was so angry that he pointed at him and scolded: "Which one beat you, you eunuch is talking nonsense, get me up quickly"

The eunuch didn't pay attention to Li Zijun at all, but lifted his belly and shouted to the crowd as if he was wronged: "It's this person who beat grandpa's arm blue, do you see, you are all big officials of the imperial court, you can't favor the murderer, you have to be the master of the master, hey..."

"Messing around"

At this point, Li Zijun still doesn't understand anything, the eunuch rolling all over the ground in front of him is making trouble, you tell him that there is a fart, and he is so anxious that he stomps his feet: "Get out of here, get out"

Lin San rushed up and pretended to look at the injury of the eunuch on the ground, and raised his head with a smile on his face: "If you want to roll, you guys will roll, this land is our land, I said this lord, who do you think should get out?" ”

Before Li Zijun could speak, there was a eunuch over there who screamed: "You scolded the master for not having birds, and the master hasn't scolded you for being a little white face, and I don't know which fan has wrapped you, tsk, everyone, is this guy a little white face?"

turned his head to see that it was Yuan Huazhong who was entangled with a eunuch.

"Damn, doesn't this look more and more like it, but it looks a little kind... Think about it... Think about it... Oh, yes, isn't this little white face the rabbit master of the wicker alley at the front door?"

After listening to the strange words of his companions, a eunuch pretended to be serious and said: "This is strange, when will our Ming Dynasty be able to become an official?" ”

There was a eunuch beside him who was also puzzled: "If it goes on like this, can you be an adult?" ”

"Bastard,"

Yuan Huazhong jumped like thunder, these eunuchs dared to say that they were rabbit masters, this was too hurtful In a hurry, he rushed to the eunuch who said strange things and raised his hand to fight: "You dog eunuch, Hugh is going to spew blood, this official fights with you"

The eunuch was not afraid at all, and said angrily: "Do it? Okay, if you have the ability, you can fight here with the master, fight with the master here, if the master frowns, you will be fucking born."

"Insult Sven, insult Sven" Yuan Hua couldn't jump up, how could he meet this formation, he was so angry that he couldn't care about anything, he waved his fist and gave the eunuch a blow, and shouted: "What's wrong with me beating you"

"The official beats people, the official beats people..."

Now it's okay, the eunuch was punched by Yuan Huazhong, and immediately screamed, so the scene immediately got out of control, and hundreds of eunuchs rushed up, tearing up when they looked at the officials who were close.

"Oops, you hit me in the face, I bite your hand"

"You let go"

"You let go first"

"Okay, let's loosen it together"

"Damn, I knew that your little white face was not well-intentioned, I just won't let go, see what you do"

"Chang Fa, isn't your mouth loose?".

"Huh? Oops"

That is, in the blink of an eye, the scolding fight turned into a martial fight, hundreds of eunuchs and more than 200 officials from various ministries tore together, in terms of combat effectiveness, the eunuchs seem to be one level behind, the small characters of the Donglin Party are very young, and their strength is greater than that of the eunuchs, but because the number of people is at a disadvantage, there is no way to completely suppress the eunuchs, so the two sides have become a stalemate. I saw that the ground was full of eunuchs and Donglin party members who were rolling together, and even the cabinet room was in a mess, and the "murder weapons" such as stools and tea bowls were also smashed out.

What kind of system

Ye Xianggao and Han Yi couldn't wait to find a crack to get into, and the dignified cabinet turned out to be a place to find splashes, so that they were really shameless to call this first assistant and second assistant

The "murder weapon" moved, this was about to see blood, and soon, some officials and eunuchs bloomed on their faces, and this blood was even more fatal, biting harder and pinching greener.

Yuan Dahai watched from behind, a little scared, after all, this place is the cabinet, but it has been made like this, if this reaches the ears of the apocalypse, can it be good?

Liang Dong was not afraid at all, he was very energetic there, and from time to time he conveyed his tactics, asking Shang Baojian to attack the front of the main attack, the capital direct supervisor and the imperial supervisor to attack the left flank, and Shang Shan Jian's attack on the right flank, as long as the officials on which side had the upper hand, he would immediately mobilize "troops" to suppress it.

"Father-in-law Liang, is it a bit too much?" Yuan Dahai looked at it, and decided to remind Liang Dong to accept it when he saw it, the effect of this big trouble in the cabinet has been achieved, at least the arrogance of the Donglin Party has been completely suppressed, and the matter of asking for a court cane has also been stirred up. If the eunuchs continue to make trouble, Ye Xianggao and Han Yi are afraid that they will have to take action.

"Afraid of what? The sky is falling, and there is our family."

Liang Dong waved his big hand, haha Zhile, he knew in his heart when it was best to stop, he thought about it, this will Ye Xianggao should come to beg him to withdraw. As long as Lao Ye pulls down his face and begs for himself, this matter is nothing, if Lao Ye refuses to beg himself, it will be a big deal

Things were indeed as Liang Dong expected, Ye Xianggao was about to clean up the mess, he noticed Liang Dong standing behind the crowd, and knew that Wei Zhongxian had sent him to this matter today, and now if he wanted to tell the eunuchs to stop and let the officials leave quickly, he could only talk to Liang Dong.

The Cabinet (Part II)