Chapter 91: Wonderful right, it is difficult to defeat Emperor Xu, and it is difficult to kiss Fangze
The people of the government and the opposition were eating lunch warmly together, and the generous Concubine Wen toasted the guests, and everyone scrambled to ask: "Qingqing, it has only been seven or eight months since the separation, and everyone thinks it is decades so long, why are you canonized in the palace as a 'concubine' or 'queen'?" ”
"How can it be so exaggerated, so quickly canonized as the queen?" Concubine Wen laughed so much that she couldn't even straighten her waist.
Kaisheng was serving wine next to him, and felt that it seemed inappropriate to let Concubine Wen answer, so he hurriedly picked up the conversation and said: "If you go back to the villagers, the white girl who can write and martial arts is given the surname 'Meng' by the emperor to praise her for her studious spirit of Mencius, and this benevolent and talented new favorite was then named 'Concubine Wen of the Great Song Dynasty' by the saint." ”
"Concubine Wen, Concubine Wen, Concubine Wen, it's so good! We still have a golden phoenix in the mountains! The villagers all raised their glasses to congratulate.
Concubine Wen and her mother hugged each other for a nap, she couldn't change the habit of taking a lunch break, and the two of them put on a dragon gate array for a while, and then fell asleep.
Under the blowing of the fresh mountain breeze, her symptoms of joy have been cured.
The villagers had already dispersed, and her brother Yuanyuan took her hand and asked: "Sister, I like to do business, I can not only earn money to support my family, but also travel all over the world, you can borrow me a hundred taels of gold as capital, okay?" ”
Concubine Wen agreed, but made a request, telling him to make an IOU and pay it back in time in the future.
Brother Nan Nan asked: "It is rumored that Kyoto is prosperous, little sister, I will also go to Kyoto to open a Shu restaurant, named by you, your sister-in-law and I have earned some furniture, and I will not borrow money from you again." ”
Concubine Wen was overjoyed and said: "The eldest brother's idea is very wonderful, which not only solves the nostalgia of the whole family, but also carries forward the Bashu cuisine, and can also provide the unique taste buds of Bashu cuisine to the people of the Manchu Dynasty and Kyoto, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone!" ”
Drinking the fragrant mountain spring tea, General Kaisheng asked curiously: "Sister, this tea is so special, what kind of drink is it?" ”
Qing Qingniang replied proudly: "There are prickly pears everywhere in the mountains." ”
Seeing that the general was so curious, Concubine Wen suggested that her mother take all the prickly pears away and give some to the emperor and the general to taste.
Thinking that life is too short, my father and mother were soon said to be tempted, and after packing some simple luggage, Concubine Wen and my father and mother devoutly sacrificed to their ancestors and bid farewell to their hometown.
After crossing a mountain beam, Ah Huang still followed reluctantly and unhurriedly, Concubine Wen couldn't bear to abandon this most loyal and reliable friend, so she hurriedly ordered someone to stop and take it away with her.
Ah Huang jumped into the carriage briskly, perhaps it had been Concubine Wen's slave all his life.
Stroking Ah Huang's thick neck hair, Concubine Wen suddenly thought of a couplet, and she couldn't wait to ask the emperor to try it immediately.
In the line of sight that was gradually moving away, Concubine Wen said to herself in her heart: "Goodbye, the mountain of birds and flowers; Goodbye, vigorous and verdant bamboo trees; Goodbye, the green grass in the woods; Goodbye, simple and enthusiastic folks. ”
A few days later, when she returned to Kyoto, Concubine Wen rented a small courtyard for her family, and the restaurant opened two days later.
That night, in this restaurant, Concubine Wen invited Zhao Xu into the seat, Zhao Xu insisted on letting the old man take a seat, and said: "Respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of the Great Song Dynasty, although I am the emperor, but the father and mother of the concubine are my father-in-law, father-in-law, mother-in-law, please accept the worship of the son-in-law!" ”
Concubine Wen's father and mother helped him up, and said embarrassedly: "Holy Lord, your etiquette is so heavy, you will quickly press the old man down, ouch, my old waist." ”
Everyone was amused, and Zhao Xu laughed and said: "There is a father, and there is a daughter." ”
The two emperors and concubines said goodbye to their families and returned to the "cherish Shuangshuang" dormitory, the separation of these days made Zhao Xu sleepless all night, and Concubine Wen, who was bathed in the mountain breeze, added a bit of elegant charm, seemed to comb her eyebrows straight, her eyes were combed, and her expression was soft, he was stunned, but he didn't forget to hug Concubine Wen and kiss him desperately, but Concubine Wen pushed him away coldly.
Concubine Wen, who has always been gentle and understanding, actually dared to offend the dragon scales today, acted perversely, and shouted with red eyes: "The rest of the beauties are vying to give them their arms, you, you are good, you dare to refuse me, and I will immediately condemn you for the crime of disrespecting the will, why not?" ”
Concubine Wen sat on the dragon bed, took a deep breath, and said softly: "Holy Lord, the concubine is extremely tired, and she just wants to sleep immediately after taking a bath." ”
After a long journey, Concubine Wen felt that it would be useless to take a rose bath again, only to beautify the skin, and it was difficult to benefit the phoenix body, so she was busy cooking a large pot of Poria cocos cinnamon branch soup with summer flowers and autumn leaves, and the eunuch labor and happiness made the bath soup, and then sprinkled a small pinch of rose petals with the soup noodles. It is usually drunk as a health tea, and Concubine Wen carries out "internal tea and external use" today.
Every halfway through the incense burning, when she instructed Labor and Happiness to add boiling water to the bathtub, Concubine Wen would gently thank you.."Labor and happiness, you have worked hard, thank you both for the icing on the cake." ”
Listening to Concubine Wen's warm thanks, Zhao Xu was moved, and couldn't help but sigh sincerely: "Flowers are brocade, wonderful!" Cooking oil with fire, magnificent! I've got a beautiful woman, drunk! ”
Concubine Wen was fascinated and silent. At this time, I want to be a goldfish, I just want to immerse myself in the warm water of Emperor Xu's favor, forever, never, no more landing.
In the steaming bath soup, Zhao Xu asked strangely: "Aifei, what kind of soup is this?" ”
"This is Poria cinnamon branch bath soup, which has the miraculous effect of raising yang and turning qi, strengthening the spleen, seeping water and dispelling dampness." Concubine Wen replied happily.
In the hazy steaming water, Emperor Xu was like a fairy, and he couldn't stop roaring in his heart: "Fairy, you should climb the fairy peach." ”
Thinking of Concubine Wen's fierceness, he had no choice but to stare at her and begged: "In order for me to let you go tonight, you have to make a sentence or two, if I am right, you will sleep, if I am stumped, we will rest in peace." ”
Concubine Wen said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Obey, Shanglian is 'The woman in the scarf tent is good, and the girl is especially wonderful,'"
Zhao Xu responded: "The ancient wood in front of the mountain rock is dry, and this wood is firewood." ”
Concubine Wen praised and said: "It's a good match." ”
Concubine Wen took advantage of the excitement to pursue: "The talented king, continue to 'harvest the clouds and rain and wait for the sunny day,'
Zhao Xu understood Concubine Wen's intentions, but he couldn't deal with the next link, so he had to beg for mercy.."Love concubine, it's so difficult, you help me make the next link." ”
"Of course, the sword sheath (pronounced 'Qiao') holds the frost blade."
Under the ultimate bath of steaming Chinese herbal bath soup, Concubine Wen's lips were red and cherries, and the noodles were better than peach blossoms, and the emperor wanted to climb them. But abiding by the previous gentleman's agreement, she had to give up, and the flowery Concubine Wen fell asleep calmly and happily in the annoyed and helpless eyes of Emperor Xu's "wolf peeping at the tiger".