"Ah~! I, I didn't mean to......" Yokoshima, who knew that he was seriously rude, was also not surprised, and at the same time he was very worried that the blonde beauty on the other side would hate him because of this; Hurriedly took out a handkerchief and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Xiaobo, let me wipe it for you......"

However, just as Yokoshima leaned over and was about to make amends, he suddenly found a burst of smoke rising from the legs and feet of the blonde beauty Xiaobo, and the surprised Yokoshima hurriedly took two steps back......

Fortunately, the smoke quickly dissipated, but the legs and feet that were originally exposed by the blonde beauty Miss Xiaobo have changed into a thick fishtail, and the fishtail and the fish body are also covered with scales~!

This change really shocked Yokoshima, and in his panic, Yokoshima took several steps back, and his legs and feet happened to collide with his original seat; Yokoshima's whole body was like his legs had lost their strength to support him, and he sat down on the chair with his eyes fixed on the fishtail, but he couldn't say a word with his mouth wide open......

"Yes, I'm sorry, Yokoshima-kun, for letting you see my true form." The blonde beauty Xiaobo was lying on the seat, and the fishtail below was still trembling......

"I'm sorry for deceiving you, Yokoshima-kun, do you dislike me now~? Will you just leave me~? The blonde beauty Bob asked as she looked very sad.

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the mermaid Xiaobo lying on the seat opposite, and the look of tears, Yokoshima seemed to feel the same way in his heart, and his heart ached inexplicably~!

A voice in his mind warned him loudly, don't let such a stunning beauty in the world be sad, this is his once-in-a-lifetime encounter, after this village, there will be no such shop.

I missed it, I gave up, I retreated, but I will regret it for the rest of my life~!

However, Yokoshima's sanity went to tell himself that Miss Xiaobo, a beauty, is not a human, she is a mermaid~! Although it's a mermaid (mermaid Ji), it's still a demon~!

As if deliberately to suppress his own reason, the first voice reminded Yokoshima of his mind - what's wrong with the mermaid~? See clearly~! That's a mermaid~!

In fairy tales, there have never been cases of mermaids harming people, on the contrary, cases of human beings deceiving and betraying innocent and beautiful mermaids are not uncommon~!

Moreover, in Dongying, there is also the classic legend of the mermaid, and the man in the picture of the mermaid is a very enviable lucky one~!

For a moment, Yokoshima's mind was caught in the battle between heaven and man, and the two views and voices collided fiercely in his mind, so that Yokoshima was at a loss......

The mermaids in Japan, both in origin and in image, were passed down from China.

From the oldest book of gods and wonders "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" to the later "Strange Records" and "Naturalist Chronicles", the "human head and fish body" mermaids are the ancestors of Japanese mermaids.

The pinnacle of the history of Chinese literature, the miscellaneous collection of barnyard officials and fields, "Taiping Guangji", records as follows:

"Fuhai mermaids, it is said that there are them in the East China Sea, the big one is five or six feet long, like a human, and the eyebrows, mouth, nose, hands and claws, and head are all beautiful women, all of whom are full. The skin and flesh are as white as jade, scaleless, with fine hairs, light and soft in five colors, and one or two inches long. His hair was like a horsetail, and he was five or six feet long. The yin form is no different from the husband and woman, and the widows and widows near the sea are obtained, and on the occasion of XX, they are no different from people, and they do not hurt people. Gentle and kind sex. ”

In the Ming and Qing dynasties, it is described in the "Mirror Flower Yuan": "There is a white Ji in the water, like a woman, the milk is full, and the tail is like a fish." ”

This means that the mermaids of the East China Sea look like beautiful women, with fine white skin and flesh, and there are not only mermaids, but also mermaids! The organs of OOXX are the same as those of normal men and women. The seaside people died of their wives, the dead husbands, and if they have nothing to do, they catch a mermaid and go home to raise it, OOXX at any time, and they are very docile.

See? In the eyes of the Chinese scholars, the mermaid has completely evolved into a wonderful half-man and half-fish.

The first Miao looks like a "beautiful woman"; The second wonder is that "the milk pub is finished" can be "OOXX"; What's especially good is that "it doesn't hurt either." ”

At the end of the day, it's a beautiful, docile, safe sexual tool, and it's ...... Live, warm ......

The earliest origin of the mermaid in the West comes from the Sirens, a half-fish, half-man in Greek mythology. She has a beautiful singing voice and a bewitching posture that can make sailors involuntarily lose their souls and drive the ship into the reef.

After the image and story of the mermaid from the West were introduced to the East, the traditional mermaids of China and Japan gradually had no place to stand, and the style simply changed.

At this moment, Yokoshima suddenly thought of a scene - he was wearing a groom's Western-style dress, with a diving breathing apparatus and an oxygen cylinder, and his flippers were already suspended in the water; Next to her is Miss Xiaobo, a blonde mermaid in a wedding dress, holding a bridal bouquet in both hands, floating quietly in the water......

And across Yokoshima from the blonde mermaid Bo, a kappa dressed in a cross priest's robe~! It's actually a kappa~! There is a round lid on the top of the head, with a bird's beak and a turtle shell on the back, to act as a witness and officiate the wedding between Yokoshima and the mermaid Xiaobo~!

After the two parties exchanged wedding rings, Yokoshima proudly kissed his lovely wife, Miss Xiaobo, a blonde mermaid with a shy face......

Yes~! Such a dreamy and beautiful scene, ah~! Let's take a look at this "invincible" future~! The heavenly kingdom of happiness in my Yokoshima has come~!

At this moment, Yokoshima was so excited that he burst into tears, his words were incoherent, and a thousand words in his heart finally converged into one sentence - is this possible~!? Fool~!

With a sudden and very annoying sound, the whole wonderful scene scroll was like glass shattered in an instant, and at the same time, it was broken by his own heart and beloved, Miss Xiaobo, a blonde mermaid......

Yokoshima then plunged with the fragments into an endless abyss of darkness......

OH~! NO~!Don't~~! Yokoshima fell weightlessly, screaming in despair and falling continuously.

By this time, most of the fragments were gone, and some of them were just watching themselves move away from the bright hole.

It was as if the passage connecting the light was surrounded by the darkness around it, squeezing, encroaching, and gradually shrinking, until all the light in the whole eye was completely gone, and all that was left was boundless darkness......

The next moment, Yokoshima suddenly found himself standing in a huge disc with a ridiculous prop costume on his body - Mr. Zhubei~!

His two hands, one on the left and one on the right, each have a huge bead shell, and what is it that his head is exposed outside the bead shell~?! Brachiopod~?!

Then, when Yokoshima raised his head and looked around, he was greeted by a platform surrounded by cliffs.

When Yokoshima stepped down the huge plate and came to the edge of the "cliff" of the platform, he found that in the distance was an endless expanse of land, which seemed to be covered with something like a mist, and it was almost impossible to see what was on the plain of the ground.

However, it seems that the cliff of this platform is very high from the ground, and looking down at Yokoshima is enough to make him dizzy, and he does not dare to take a half step forward, lest he accidentally stumble and fall to pieces.

A somewhat frustrated Yokoshima had to walk back slowly in this ridiculously ugly costume, and on the way found a huge metal strip of object lying across the ground, with grooves carved into it, and extending into the distance; However, it seems that the shape of the other end is very different from this one, the top gradually becomes wider, and the distance between the top and bottom is getting smaller and smaller......

Eventually, as Yokoshima continued back to the edge of the giant disc from which he had started, he accidentally kicked into a thick, almost transparent round cake, and when Yokoshima's eyes looked up at the equally transparent cylinder in the middle of the cake, he suddenly saw a hemispherical transparent zenith with some kind of crimson liquid rippling through the zenith......

What the hell is going on~? Where am I~? Yokoshima couldn't figure it all out at all......

However, at this moment, suddenly there was a rumbling thunder in the sky, and it seemed to be a sentence - "It's started~!" ”

"It's started~? What's moving~? Yokoshima was a little confused, but just when he was puzzled, suddenly there was a rumbling thunder - "How can there be a lonely~?" Well, it's you......"

Before Yokoshima could react, suddenly, a big hand as round as white jade suddenly appeared out of thin air, and he lifted Yokoshima up with one hand~!

Yokoshima, who had never been prepared at all, was frightened by such a sudden situation and screamed in an instant, and struggled with his hands and feet......

However, the next moment, Yokoshima saw a scene that made him desperate, and a huge human face appeared in front of Yokoshima's eyes, and if he looked closely, it was actually Miss Xiaobo, a blonde mermaid~!

Even though the mermaid Xiaobo's face has become larger, it is still so charming and beautiful......

After that, I saw Miss Xiaobo, the mermaid, smiling and lightly opening her lips, slightly opening her teeth, holding Yokoshima in her hand and putting it in her mouth~!

In the end, Yokoshima heard a sentence before he was chewed and crushed - "Zhubei or something, my favorite ...... to eat"

"Woo~! Wow......" Yokoshima shouted, suddenly coming to his senses, only to find that he was still sitting on his seat with good hands; And across the dining table, on the opposite side is the whole person leaning on the seat and crying, I see the blonde mermaid Xiaobo girl who is pitiful.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just Nanke's dream," Yokoshima gasped and comforted himself as he patted his chest. "Now, Mr. Yokoshima, what is your choice~?" The blonde mermaid Bo asked softly.

After Yokoshima heard this, he was silent, bowing his head and being silent......

The next moment, there was a faint laughter, and the voice changed from small to loud, from weak to strong, until he touched his forehead with his hand and laughed to the sky: "A daymare wants to make me give up~?" Hmph, so beautiful in the world, how can I hinge in Yokoshima~!? I really underestimate my Uncle Yokoshima~! ”

Immediately, Yokoshima, who turned his head, his eyes were like torches, **** was blazing, he picked up a large towel with one hand and shouted: "Mermaid~?" Mermaid Ji I also know, as long as it is not wet, it is a fake beauty, even if it is wet and wiped clean, as long as the water is all dry, hey, hey, hahaha, I'm here~! ”

After speaking, Yokoshima pounced on him, took his towel and wiped it off the tail of the blonde mermaid Xiaobo......

"Na, Yokoshima-kun, don't you really care if people are monsters~?" Some were frightened by Yokoshima's behavior, and at the same time, the blonde mermaid Xiaobo, who was also very surprised, couldn't help but confirm.

"Of course~! Non-human~? Mermaid~? Hey, hey, hey, as long as it's beautiful. I'm telling you, humans are visual animals~! Besides, you're still my first girlfriend, I don't care so much~! While trying to wipe the thick tail of the blonde mermaid Bo, Yokoshima was unscrupulous and excited, bursting with "big truths" very much......

Moreover, a very capable person I know once warned me - "The flower blooms and can be broken, and the straight must be broken, don't wait for the flower to fall, and the branch is empty." To put it bluntly, it's just to be happy in time, how much is life~? There was a mistake in killing, I didn't let it go, and I regretted it~! If you see it, you will do it, and if you become it, you will make a lot of money...... "Yokoshima seems to have entered self-hypnosis mode, although he keeps wiping his hands, and his mouth is like a machine cannon, chattering endlessly, unscrupulous, and the more he talks, the more outrageous it becomes......

Maybe Yokoshima's attitude really bluffed the blonde mermaid Wavelet, or Yokoshima wiped it too hard and accidentally touched the G-spot of the blonde mermaid Wavelet, or this guy Yokoshima has been suppressed for too long, and even the speed of speech has increased a lot when the troubled energy is fully open, so that the blonde mermaid Wavemushroom Cool didn't hear it clearly, but was just moved by Yokoshima's diligence......

In short, at this moment, the blonde mermaid Xiaobo girl really likes Yokoshima in front of her......

Of course, if he could really understand the true meaning of Yokoshima's words just now, I am afraid that he would not be grateful at all......

Because, the "big truth" is basically the pervert declaration of Chiguoguo, the negative man who eats and wipes clean and ruthless, and Bo Qinglang will cite the motto of "insight", and the code of action of hungry ghosts......

Well, what needs to be clarified is that Yokoshima itself, as a troubled teenager who doesn't care about learning and is surrounded by the troubles of teenagers all day long, how can he drag out the idioms of the ancients in China, famous sentences~?

I'm afraid, Yokoshima even Dongying's biggest and most commonly used Oda Nobunaga stalk that has been played rotten, Oda Nobunaga's deathbed quatrain - "Fifty years in the world" I don't know, right~?

Not to mention that it corresponds to the current scene, it is rare to be very in tune, Japan's Warring States peerless fascination of the flower no Keiji - Maeda Keiji's famous sentence - "If there is no seven-year illness, there is no need for three years of love." If the cloud has no intention, it is also a poem, and if the poem has no heart, the moon is not bitter. When you are sleepy, you sleep day and night, and when you wake up, you also wake up at night. If you don't have the desire to climb the Nine Pins Lotus Platform, you won't have the sin of falling into 80,000 hells. If you live to the fullest, death is nothing but retreat. "That's it......

Of course, this can't be blamed on Yokoshima, you know, even Xueba Dai Zhenzhizi doesn't know the Maori family's three-arrow oath, let alone he's a scumbag.

However, the little Dai mushroom is much more ferocious than the three weak chickens of the Maori family, not to mention breaking three arrows at a time, that is, a bundle of twelve arrows are all folded, and it is done at once~! This is evidenced by the witnesses of Kensuke Komimen and Uncle Hattori......

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