It's time to get up, after a night of rain and clouds, Emperor Xu became so uncomfortable,

Sweating for no reason, limp.

Ping Ling grabbed his hand, and then gently used a silk fan to drive away the body heat for Emperor Xu, and asked anxiously, "Long live, why are you?" ”

"I, I'm so uncomfortable." Emperor Xu's urn replied angrily.

"Quickly send Concubine Wen over." Emperor Xu can always grasp the life-saving straw.

Ping Ling couldn't care about grooming all the way, and ran all the way to invite Concubine Wen.

Concubine Wen asked Xia Hua to help take care of the child and hurriedly ran over.

"Hooray, are you feeling better?" Concubine Wen hugged Emperor Xu tightly, as if she wanted to pass on all the tenderness and prosperity to him.

"Don't call me long live, concubine, brother Xu, you say, will I still live?"

Concubine Wen frowned and said loudly: "Crazy words again, are you calling for nothing this long live?" Before he finished speaking, Concubine Wen had already wiped the sweat stains off his body with a dry towel.

"Brother Xu, don't worry, you are yang deficiency and sweating, you must be afraid of cold, sleepy and heavy, the dragon body seems to be filled with lead, too lazy to move, today is a cloudy day, and you need to rest and recuperate."

"Sister Pingling, go and prepare some chrysanthemum tea, by the way, don't forget to ask for leave from the Zhongshu Order, today's court is canceled." Concubine Wen calmly arranged.

"Ai Concubine, I still feel a headache, my body is hot, and I have been coughing for a long time at night, I don't know why I am so bored, my life is too evil, how is it good?"

After that, Emperor Xu's nose was itchy and gradually drooped nasty snot.

"Long live, don't worry, you'll be fine, as the saying goes, 'flowers are not red for a hundred days, people are not good for a thousand days', 'good people have three points of disease', you are the best person, you naturally deserve to get these few little illnesses, you can endure anything, but no one can do anything about the pain, so, get it, and be safe. There are two sides to everything, so why not take this opportunity to take a break? Emperor Xu couldn't stop a sneeze coming, and Emperor Xu was embarrassed.

"Wonderful, the dragon's sneeze is earth-shattering, maybe this dragon's roar will spew out all your viruses." Concubine Wen deliberately made Banzai happy.

"Hearing some words from Concubine Ai, I feel that my condition has healed by half, but I still want to hear an interesting story, punish you for moving your heart yesterday, and almost empathize with other love."

"Wronged, the concubine is really wronged, how can that child get into the eyes of the queen? Since ancient times, Meifeng can only get along with the dragon. Concubine Wen laughed heartily.

"I can't think of long live, and I like to be jealous, before, why didn't I feel it?"

"I'm not always jealous, but I like to eat your vinegar alone, hey, I'm the most unproductive." Concubine Wen fed Emperor Xu's chrysanthemum honey tea and breakfast.

"People, if they are not infatuated, are they still called people? You go to sleep first. ”

Concubine Wen held back her eyelids from fighting, she slept too late last night, so she didn't wake up naturally, and told Xia Hua to find a few medical books.

Concubine Wen opened a medical book of "Common Diseases of the Emperor", it turned out that this was a kind of kidney deficiency and self-sweating, "It seems that my previous chrysanthemum tea has not been used correctly, clearing heat and relieving fire." Concubine Wen was very proud.

"Heal with white tiger soup. These prescriptions are still easy to find: 30 grams of gypsum, 9 grams of Zhimu, 3 grams of boiled licorice, and 15 grams of japonica rice. It can better treat Yangming meridian heat or external heat disease.

An hour passed, and Emperor Xu woke up. Concubine Wen pretended to be indifferent and fed the decoction. While feeding, he comforted: "It's just caused by a cold, you don't have to be frightened, you can ensure that the medicine is eliminated, and you can quickly lead the government tomorrow." ”

"You promised me a few jokes, tell them quickly." Emperor Xu was most infatuated with Concubine Wen's clever mouth that sprayed pearls and jade.

Concubine Wen had already memorized a few of the funniest jokes, she stared at Emperor Xu, and said softly: "There is an emperor who loves to play the piano the most, but he plays it really lamely, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty and the concubines can't stand the sound of his piano, but there is nothing to do, the poor emperor searched the entire court, but he couldn't find a bosom friend." He sent a message to bring a death row inmate from the prison. The Emperor promised: As long as you boast that you can play the piano well, I will immediately spare you from death. Unexpectedly, the emperor had just finished playing half of the piano, and the death row prisoner shouted: Your Majesty, please stop playing, I am willing to die!"

"This prisoner, it's true, he doesn't know how to take care of the emperor's face, he deserves to die, if it is the concubine who plays indiscriminately for the sake of happiness, I won't blame you, saying that I may not be able to play with you. The world doesn't know that whether it is the government or the opposition, if people have no hobbies at all, they are definitely walking dead, or corpses, it is better to die than this. ”

"Long live, he is really the king of benevolence, and he moved the concubine to three lives."

"Anything else? I want to hear the deeper meaning. ”

"There's one that can also make people spray tea. The Bashu people are ingenious and often make chaos or dumplings to eat. I have a magistrate named Zhang Yong, when he was serving in Bashu, once when Zhang Yong was eating wontons at home, maybe the headscarf was not worn properly, and the strap on it fell into the bowl, he pulled it up with his hand, and the strap fell down again. Tie again, fall again. Zhang Yong was so angry that he tore off his turban and threw it into the wonton bowl, shouting: Lord Ben is hungry, but you are arguing with me, hum! You can eat enough yourself, Lord Ben won't eat it!"

"Haha, I can't imagine that these local officials can create jokes that are enough to make people laugh. However, no matter whether I am full or not full, I will not suffer from anorexia for my concubine. Emperor Xu's slightly puffy eyelids gradually became quiet with laughter, as if most of them had disappeared!

"Ha, you know, I used to say, 'How is that?' ”

"I naturally know, but I will never change my true colors!" This remark was too crazy, and Ping Ling, who had been eavesdropping outside the door for a long time, was already uncontrollable and full of sadness and loss, and ran away.