"What's going on!? What happened?! ”

"Oh my God, I'm ......"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't pee! ”

"I, I don't, why are you so innocent?"

"You have marks on your crotch, and you say that I am innocent?"

"It's clearly a drink! Beverage! ”

On the Yellow Crane Tower, all the scholars are shaking, like drunkards, and there is no way, everyone is a common man, besides, this Yellow Crane Tower is shaking, how can we scholars take root under our feet?

As for whether some people really pee, it's not a big deal, in this case, what's the harm if you pee a few drops?

"What a system! What a system! ”

Sun Zhenghao, as a great Confucian at that time, saw such a chaotic situation, how could he endure it, and he kept reprimanding him.

But......

"Dad, at this time, let's find a place to hide first...... Sun Weixian over there was scared, his legs trembled.

"Oops!" Sun Zhenghao really felt embarrassed, but at this time, such a situation was really dangerous.

"Everyone!" Tang Xianglong, as the chief examiner of this poetry meeting, naturally swayed around, but however, his expression was quite calm, "Don't worry, don't worry!" This official thinks that our Yellow Crane Tower will not collapse. ”

You said it wouldn't collapse, wouldn't it collapse?

Bang, shaky, where is it so easy?

At this time, Tang Xin found Mu Xiaohan and said, "Brother Mu, do you have any way?" ”

Where does Mu Xiaohan have any means at this time?

It's just that he is relatively calm, "This, let's look outside, look at the sword demon seniors." ”

That's right, looking for the sword demon seniors, everyone didn't expect it.

In fact, it's simple, most of the people here don't know what the Sword Demon seniors are, but Mu Xiaohan knows that the Sword Demon seniors are Huang Tianhua's masters, especially the master must have his apprentices, thinking that the Sword Demon is not a bad person, so he came out and shouted: "Sword Demon seniors!" In Xia Mu Xiaohan, he is a good friend with the disciple Huang Tianhua, please ask the seniors to do a favor and rescue the people on the Yellow Crane Tower? ”

This matter, what Mu Xiaohan said was reasonable, but when the sword demon Xie Donglai heard Huang Tianhua's statement, he immediately became angry.

"You kid, where did you hear that I was Huang Tianhua's apprentice?"

"This ......" Mu Xiaohan's eyes were clouded, "Many people on the rivers and lakes know that at the beginning on Xuanwu Lake, the fourth master in the world fought against the fourth master in the world, the iron palm shook the mountains and rivers, and he was a hero, who praised a hero?" ”

To say, Mu Xiaohan is really smart, and when he said this, the sword demon senior's face was bright, but where did he think that as soon as the sword demon seniors heard this, they immediately scolded: "Damn it!" This Huang Tianhua, why can't he control his big mouth, it's just a big horn! It seems that everyone in the world knows that he is Lao Tzu's apprentice! It's really angry, just the two times he practiced, it was really insulting to the teacher! Phew! ”

This......

Everyone was silent, and Mu Xiaohan's face was even more strange, no one expected it to be like this.

But there's still a mystery over there.

"Hey...... If you don't save people, then don't talk nonsense, anyway, I won't save my mother, and the things below seem to be more interesting. "The fish mystery is a stone falling into the well.

"You little girl! Don't provoke me, old man! Although the sword demon said so, his hand moved, and he saw that he stretched out his hand and pressed it, and this Yellow Crane Tower seemed to be much more stable.

"Thank you, senior!" Mu Xiaohan bowed, he didn't have this kind of thing, but he also saw sweat on his face.

At the beginning, he chatted with Huang Tianhua a lot, and Huang Tianhua always told him how his master Sword Demon spoiled himself, and he wore any good things on his body.

Let's just say that sword that looks like an iron rod, don't underestimate it, this is a famous sword......

At that time, it was really foaming at the mouth, and it was really fascinating to be able to eat two bowls of dry rice on it, how did you know that this sword demon was like this.

Fortunately, people finally made a move.

But......

"Oops!" The fish mystery was originally rushed down, but not long after, I saw her messing up firewood, and the green yarn was running away desperately.

"Girl? What's wrong with you? "The sword demon was a little strange, but he immediately saw that something big was going on here.

"You old man...... Hum! Yu Xuanji didn't pay attention to the sword demon at all, and he could run as many pieces as he could, only to see that pair of graceful long legs, every time he took a step, the bright red toes dotted on the surface of the river, which was extremely moving.

"Fairy Fairy!"

"Fairy, when will you come again?"

"Will the fairy still have a chance to meet in the future?"

Although it was a runaway, it also attracted the admiration of many scholars, but it is good for now, these guys are stable.

"Humph!" Seeing this, the sword demon shook his big hand.

"Oops!"

"Old-timers, don't do that."

"I'm just feeling it."

Everyone understood that the old man was a little unhappy.

But however, no one went to see the fairy right away, but when they saw the lower part of the Snake Peak Mountain, there was a boom, and a large cloud of muddy yellow things burst out, as if it was ten times more powerful than the firecrackers on the river before.

"What's wrong?"

"It's ......"

After all, the upstairs could see clearly, and many scholars were shocked.

"Hahaha...... That little girl is really interesting...... Hahaha...... Brother Xie, you are so good Yaxing! ”

The muddy yellow thing became a great amount of smoke and dust, and a person was flying out of it, this person was dressed in white, his beard was white, his face was ruddy, he was tall, he was talking and laughing, like a fairy figure, who was not Lai Shibao Lai's divine doctor?

The Sword Demon wanted to reply, but saw that Lai Shibao was followed by a few people, hey, no, it's not just people.

"Sword Demon Senior!" The first person was naturally Wu Bucheng, but he was holding Zhao Mengyao in his arms at this time, and Chang Youwei was also carried by him, which was not very good-looking.

"You, who are you?" When the sword demon saw it, his face was angry, but he heard it immediately, "Are you Wu Bucheng's kid?" What the hell is going on? ”

This didn't talk to Lai Shibao, and Doctor Lai naturally didn't like it.

"Old Sword Demon, you don't have to ask, I'll tell you the old man, I want a certain immortal, these juniors want to stop me, you say, where are you standing?"

"Immortal?!" When the sword demon heard this, his brows furrowed, "You're in the devil, right?" Immortality, just talk about it, don't take it seriously, who has ever seen the real immortality? Immortal Buddha or something, it's all legends, didn't Shakyamuni also die in the Sharo Twin Trees? Don't believe it. ”

What the Sword Demon said was the same as his temperament all along.

But however, when Lai Shibao heard this, he laughed and said, "Into the devil? There's no need to get in, old man, I'm a devil, and I'm not recognized by the people of this world, especially these bullshit Confucian scholars! ”

As soon as I said this, it seems that there are many more stories, but at this time!

"Hurt my little white! You take your life! ”

There was a loud bang, but I saw that a lot of smoke and dust burst out from this snake peak mountain, there were more than a dozen paths, and then a strange beast appeared in each of them.