"Hey, guess who I am!"

"Old Chrysanthemum, what are you looking for me?"

Yang Ming was speechless, and he was also annoyed at how brain-dead he was in the first place, so he had such a cheating ID! It was fine, but since the chrysanthemum took on another deeper meaning, it was no longer possible to look directly at the name!

What's more, it's Lao Ju!

"Great God, I've been dropping my ranking recently, I don't know when the great god will have time? When will you fly with me? Give me an assistant and destroy your dreams! Yang Ming said.

"Little brother, you're doing you so much, I'm afraid I won't be able to help! Not to mention me, even God can't do anything! Unless there's a law that says everyone but you can play with one hand! Otherwise, alas. What are your thoughts? "The great god is a stinky fart!

Yang Ming really wants to stab this guy to death! But think about your team's plans! I have to endure it, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, don't fall into my hands, you kid!

So he endured his urge to kill, and said kindly: "Arrogant in the face of thousands of waves, blood is like the red sun, courage is like iron and bones like steel, and the mind is thousands of feet long." I'm working hard to be a good man! Be a good man and be self-reliant every day! Hot-blooded men shine brighter than the sun! ”

"I seem familiar with what you say, where have I heard it!"

Yang Ming thought to himself: "Playing routines, you are much more tender than me!" ”

So he continued: "Let Haitian gather energy for me, go to the world to break through for my ideals, see the blue waves are tall and strong, and see the blue sky is vast and mighty, I am a man and be self-reliant!" Step forward and stand tall, everyone is a pillar and a good man, use my 100 points of heat to shine a thousand points of light, be a good man, hot blood and hot intestines, more light than the sun! ”

In the end, Yang Ming couldn't help but sing! That's right, this is the famous song "Men Should Be Self-Improvement"!

The other side was speechless, and after a pause, he asked: "I'll hang up first, and I still have a party with Obama here."

Yang Ming laughed, stopped talking nonsense, and said: "The junior brother recently plans to set up a League of Legends professional team, and I really admire the jungler skills of Fushengjun. You can raise the dragon as a pig. That ......"

Before Yang Ming finished speaking, the other side couldn't help it: "Stop, stop, what are you talking about?" You're going to start one, League of Legends Pro Team? Tease me! ”

Yang Ming had no choice but to tell the matter of the Guangshuo E-sports Club again. "How?" he asked. Why don't you come here? ”

This great god is one of the masters of Bilgewater. As the deepest net, he has a unique set of insights into the jungler.

Large ID: Floating like a dream. Therefore, Yang Ming has always been referred to as Fushengjun. However, Yang Ming has been matching with Fushengjun's silver trumpet. Trumpet ID: Three hundred pieces that will flash.

Yang Ming felt that the perception of these two names was too different.

It was also a coincidence that the two met. Yang Ming inadvertently matched, Yang Ming was using a mid-laner mage, and Fushengjun's blind monk almost caught Yang Ming. In the end, Yang Ming still relied on lying down to win success.

The second time I matched, I was actually my little mage again, and I met the blind monk of Fushengjun. But Yang Ming is still struggling to win success.

In the third game, we met again. Yang Ming completely collapsed. A match for the silver rank of Bilgewater, why bother so hard!

So the two added friends, and Yang Ming began his career of hugging his thighs.

After a long time, Fushengjun asked, "Okay, I know, I'll go!" ”

Yang Ming is overjoyed, this is fate! "What's your name?" I'll contact you then! ”

Fushengjun said stinkily: "Call me Li Tiejun!" Nicknamed Dog Egg! ”

Yang Ming was a little flustered: "Li ......... Lee Dog! ”

"Toot toot ......" Fushengjun decisively hung up the phone.

Yang Ming thought in his heart, if one day in the future, when Fushengjun appeared, the host introduced loudly: "Welcome, the jungler of a certain team, Li ....... Tiejun!" Word dog eggs! ”

"Poof!" Yang Ming couldn't help but laugh.

Assist yourself, mid laner Huang Xiaochen, jungler floating king. There are players in the three positions, and then the next one is an important output position in the team, the ADC candidate.

Yang Ming had two candidates in his mind, and after thinking about it, he began to connect again.

The person I want to contact now is a friend of Yang Ming who has been assisted the most times, the ADC of the high-end brass rank of Bilgewater, ID: Peking University Genius Shanzi!

Shanzi's real name is Zhang Rui, and he met Yang Ming in an ordinary match. Yang Ming was going to use the card master to assist, but he was persuaded to do so. So it was changed to Soraka, the son of the stars of poisoned milk.

And Shanzi used the abyss mouth. Speaking of which, the hero of Big Mouth is really one of the three disgusting things in League of Legends. There's also a skin for the Troll Lord's Junkyard and a skin for the Lava Behemoth Coral Reef.

Ahem, then again, with a restless person like Yang Ming, Soraka is a big hat and golden-body electric knife, the main Q and deputy E, but he happens to be lazy on this day. So An An's staff of time, fanatic armor, and CD shoes came out safely. Main W and Deputy E.

Good guys, as we all know, Big Mouth's current attack speed is absolutely standing up for a machine gun. Plus the bonus of the sheep knife, plus the ADC artifact of Luana's hurricane. Finally, there is another rundown.

Yang Ming's Soraka's crazy poisonous milk makes Shanzi's big mouth almost 1V5.

So the two of them did it like this, and the routine lasted for two weeks. I didn't give up until I got a little irritable about playing.

Now, Soraka is definitely one of Yang Ming's best heroes.

However, Yang Ming later learned that Shanzi was also a hidden god, and the bronze trumpet was only used to abuse people. It can be seen that the gods have a hobby of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

Yang Ming went straight to the point and explained the matter again. Shanzi agreed without even thinking about it. Shanzi said that he likes crazy puppies the most, and it would be nice if he could meet them in the arena one day.

Yang Ming breathed a sigh of relief. Started looking for the next person again. The next one is also a good friend who often goes black. Bilgewater ID: Riding a bull and hitting his in-laws.

Speaking of such a sullen ID, Yang Ming always thought it was a girl, but it turned out to be not. Yang Ming has always laughed and called it: Riding a pig, riding a donkey, riding a deer, riding a horse, riding a sheep...... And so on and hundreds of different names!

What's even more ridiculous is that this thing also thinks Yang Ming is a girl! It's full of routines! How much your sister can't think about it, use the ID of Lao Ju!

On the day when the truth was revealed, Yang Ming once said meaningfully to the pig rider:

"I take you as a brother, and what about you? But you want to sleep with me! ”

Of course, the horse riding gentleman's skills are very good, and his large size is said to be a diamond, but Yang Ming has never seen it. The favorite position of the pig rider is ADC and the top order, Yang Ming feels that this is a good material for the top order!

The phone was connected, and Yang Ming briefly talked about the cause and effect. The donkey rider decisively agreed. It's so simple! But the pig rider turned on the resentment mode again, and complained to Yang Ming about the nearest teammates. It didn't stop for an hour.

However, the horse-riding gentleman didn't notice that the witty Yang Ming had already hung up the phone.

Okay, and one last person to contact! Yang Ming's expected coach.

ID: Mud mud is hi!

This book originated from reading a book