Chapter 21 My name is Xiaobei, and I am a deep-sea heavy cruiser
My name is Xiaobei, and I was born around the Arctic Ocean, and I don't know exactly how it was, but I didn't have a sense of self-consciousness at that time.
By the time I had a little self-awareness from the state of chaos, the Arctic Ocean Fleet had been destroyed, and I had been fished out of a pile of wreckage by the king who had just become the leader of the sea.
Then the king really couldn't think of a name, so he called it casually.
So I'm not sure if I was born in the Deep Sea Fleet in the Arctic Ocean or in another part of the Arctic Ocean, and by the time I was fully self-conscious, I was already a member of the Deep Sea Fleet in the Eastern Pacific.
Everyone should be very strange to see this.,That's right.,I'm a deep-sea ship mother.,The model is a heavy patrol.,The position is the captain of the border high-speed patrol team.,Have five deep-sea expulsions that are not yet complete in self-consciousness as a little brother.。
Oh, two of them should be light cruisers, I don't know very well, after all, they are all one-shot goods.
Actually, I was supposed to be in the rear to manage logistics and supplies, but unfortunately an elite patrol was killed by the old enemy, that is, the group of ship mothers a few days ago.
It's rare to find a captain-class deep-sea ship with a complete sense of self, so in a lot with a sad ending, I was thrown into the frontline area, replacing the equally unlucky senior as the new captain.
I don't like the front line where the breath of the deep sea is weak, because without the nourishment of the breath of the deep sea, my skin will gradually become as unhealthy and rosy as those ship girls, and it may even age and crack.
This forced me to spend a large part of my already meager allowance on cosmetics for skin care.
Fortunately, the front-line officers had a field allowance, so I was not reduced to the point of smashing the pot and selling iron.
I didn't like it, but I had to obey it, because the order to throw me to the front came directly from the king, my deep-sea squirrel-sama.
According to the words of the two kings: "Either go to the front line, or disassemble the ship and feed the fish." ”
Compared to the result of disobeying orders and being dismantled and fed to sharks, this may affect the health of the skin in an environment that is not worth mentioning.
After all, I haven't snatched a handsome human guy from that group of ship girls to be the admiral of this girl, and the good years of youth can't be buried in such an inexplicable little thing.
And I heard that those handsome human guys prefer the unhealthy complexion of the ship's mother, so this girl has to force herself a little.
I really don't know what kind of strange aesthetics those humans have.
After all, what does the king's order mean? Why did the patrol route arranged, so it is said that it is aimed at the newly built town guard mansion, it is better to protect the town guard mansion.
The king not only strictly forbade those deep-sea ship girls who were completely unself-aware to approach the town guard, but even strictly ordered us not to take the initiative to provoke the other party.
Our deep-sea ship girls and those ship girls who kneel and lick humans are natural enemies.,Even if we're a complete self-conscious deep-sea ship girl with good self-control.,It's hard to control your urge to attack each other when you meet that group of human ship girls.。
Taking the initiative to provoke the other party is equivalent to mutiny, and the ban on being dismantled and feeding sharks is really a bit difficult for a strong ship.
Alas, I'd better watch my own game, and I hope that this year's Pacific deep-sea football team will perform better against the Atlantic team, and I will not lose again, and I will pay a stipend for several months.
The Border Patrol is treated well at this point, when it's okay, it's okay to watch TV on the Internet as long as you don't get caught, it's like when you were in the logistics department, there were so many deep-sea ship girls coming and going, and if you want to have a little personal hobby during work hours, you have to risk feeding the sharks.
The only drawback is that the signal on the border line is not very good, and the deep-sea heavy patrol of the paddling mill during work hours frowned at the flashing screen in front of him, and knocked hard at the 45° angle.
"Team...... The ...... of the long sea said in a stammering voice, as if sensing something, the deep-sea expulsion sailed to the captain, who was on full autopilot.
"I'm busy, I'll talk about it later." It seems that the signal of this border is not something that can be solved in a short time, and the next time I go out, I have to bring a signal amplifier on my body, and I pushed away the deep sea patrol under my hand and stared at the screen in front of me with my eyes.
The fateful tiebreaker between the two deep-sea soccer teams on the screen has entered overtime.
"Team...... Team...... The long-...... "loyal deep-sea expulsion tentatively pulled his captain's outfit, hoping that his captain would care more about some important things.
"Don't bother me, don't bother me, don't you bother." Because a wonderful lob shot from the Pacific team was saved by the goalkeeper of the Atlantic team, the heavy patrol with a long sigh glared fiercely at his men and continued to turn his attention to the live broadcast of the game.
"Captain, there's a cannonball!" The deep-sea expulsion that was forced to stammer, and shouted to his captain.
"Not to mention the cannonballs, the barrage is not as important as the ball game...... What the? There are shells?!!! Although he didn't react at the first time, it was clear that this heavy patrol named Xiaobei with complete self-awareness was not a fool like Kokang.
As soon as he hurriedly turned his gaze to the direction where the shell might come from, Xiaobei's dynamic vision caught a super-large cannonball that was already close at hand.
How many calibers is this! Is that shipwreck in the town guard mansion a madman? Xiaobei's mind judged for the first time that the barrel that fired this cannonball was estimated to be able to stuff her entire body into it.
And because he wasted too much time watching the game before, he didn't wait for Xiaobei's thinking to decide how to deal with the cannonball that smashed towards his head, and under the effect of survival instinct, he directly came down with a left full rudder evasion action, and his whole body was tilted to the side along with the cruiser's suit.
The solid warhead of the "Bang ......" without any high-explosive gunpowder smashed into Xiaobei's original location, splashing a large cloud of water, and pouring the affected dangling deep-sea patrol fleet with seawater.
"I ...... My ......" Xiaobei, who was not harmed, looked at the black fragments attached to the water in front of him in a daze, and suddenly shouted loudly: "My limited edition Heinie multimedia portable TV!" What is my salary for half a year!! My ball game!! ”
After the desperate roar from the Deep Sea Heavy Patrol, it was this captain-level intelligent Deep Sea who lined up all the ship's gun crews, and put on a posture of not ending with the town guard who fired this cannon.
For the glory of the deep sea!! Damn ship pussy!! The old lady fought with you!! I went to die for my mother tens of thousands of times!!
If it weren't for the quick-eyed deep-sea expulsion who sensed her captain's movements and desperately pulled her down, maybe this deep-sea heavy patrol would really have a kamikaze assault on Arden's head with a pit in the admiral's town!