In the luxurious suite, Xiao Ming instructed Dr. Xiao Qian, who was blushing in his eyes, not to disturb, then locked the door, put on a helmet, and after a convulsion, entered the game.

"Ding! Respectfully, this isn't a big badass! Welcome to The Future of Things! Happy gaming! ”

Xiao Ming opened his eyes, the sunlight was shining through a large hole in the window, the door had been pried open, the cabinet was turned upside down, and a simple villager was holding his head and crying all over the house.

"Xiao Ming, finally dead! Now we're finally free! A villager hugged his head and cried.

"The house is locked from the inside, and there is no trace of the corpse, this villain will kill himself for many injustices, and will be slain by the Nine Heavens Xuanlei! Turned into ashes, never reborn! The heavens have eyes! A trembling old villager looked up to the sky and cried.

"Xiao Ming, who is killed by God, is dead, and he has to take all our copper coins down, which is really a great crime! Death is too good for him! The villagers scolded indignantly.

Xiao Ming coughed lightly and smiled warmly at the weeping villagers.

The villagers were stunned.

"Oh my God! The sky has no eyes! Our Xiaoming village chief is for the sake of the common people in the world, and the people are kind, that is to do his best, and every day is a thousand opportunities! The dawn of the world is all grateful to Dade and sings his name! However, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good fortune and misfortune, the head of Xiaoming Village drove the crane immortal to go, leaving us useless and old and decaying in the world, how unfair the sky is! How unfortunate the people were! How sad my heart is! A trembling old villager looked up to the sky and cried.

"Thief God! We would like to exchange one life for another! Return our village chief Xiaoming! A villager hugged his head and cried.

"The sky has no eyes! Abandon the world and live in disregard! God is jealous of talents! Talents die young! Alas! Woohoo hurts! The villagers burst into tears.

Xiao Ming coughed, smiled lightly, "Everyone, Aiqing, don't cry for the time being, just now the head of the village has donated 100 million copper coins, with a life span of ten years, to pray for the blessings of the world." The immortals felt my sincerity and praised my courage, so they summoned me to heaven and gave me seven fairies, eight baskets of peaches, and nine bowls of elixir.

The village chief was angry, scolded the hundred immortals, brushed his sleeves away, and the hundred immortals repented, held my sleeves, and smiled to try my pure heart.

It is to return to heaven, the Jade Emperor descended to sweep the couch and welcome, and the village chief boiled wine to talk about the heroes of the world, and became brothers of the opposite sex, not seeking to be born on the same day in the same year, but to die on the same day and month in the same year.

The village chief and the Jade Emperor brother hated each other late, and they drank and talked happily, so they forgot the time, which caused all Aiqing to die in panic, and my sin was also. ”

The villagers bowed in unison and shouted, "Xiao Ming Daxian, the mana is boundless!" Thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes! ”

Xiao Ming frowned angrily, but his face suddenly changed, "However, the village chief still has to criticize you Aiqing a few words!" The world is in danger! The 10,000-year plan is at the juncture of life and death! The heroes of the world are all striving to die! Save the world with a passion for life! You Aiqing is the minister of the head of the village, and the ardent hope of the people in the world! Just when he is desperately serving the people of the world, how can he be loyal and brave enough to seek death and life for the village chief?

When the world is in danger of life and death, how can we take care of the righteousness of the rivers and lakes and the love of our children? Therefore, be punished! Do you have any objections? ”

The villagers bowed down in unison and shouted with tears in their eyes, "The ministers are guilty." ”

Xiao Ming sat on the chair, banging on the table with one hand, his face was playful, "All of you Aiqing are the ministers of the head of the village, dedicated to the people, and have always been honest, with clean sleeves, what is the punishment?" ”

A trembling old villager stepped out of the crowd and pleaded guiltily, "Qiyu village chief, my family has a pair of daughters, beautiful as flowers, weak willows supporting the wind, twenty-eight years old, not yet married......"

The villagers all bowed their hands and said, "My family also has a pair of daughters, who are twenty-eight years old and have not yet married......

Xiao Ming was furious, waved his sleeves and reprimanded, "The head of this village is dedicated to the people, how can he be authoritarian and lustful, coveting the three hundred catties of unmarried daughters in your family all day long?" ”

All the villagers bowed down in unison and shed tears and shouted, "The ministers are guilty......"

Xiao Ming flicked his sleeves and said angrily, "Think again!" Don't fix that empty head, come with something affordable! ”

A trembling old villager stepped out of the crowd and pleaded guiltily, "Qiyu Village Chief, my family has a pair of jade buckets, the color is magnificent, full and bright, and it is priceless. I wanted to dedicate it to the village chief, but unfortunately a few days ago, the thieves in the mountains took advantage of the village chief's trip out of the village to enter the village! I remembered the teachings of the village chief, and fought desperately against millions of bandits for three days and three nights in the village! Fang Bao village is not lost. However, the thief army was so powerful that they secretly dug tunnels and stole jade to fight.

My family's daughter, who is as beautiful as a flower and has a weak willow to support the wind, was also slashed hundreds of times by the evil thieves in order to protect the jade...... Fortunately, he was worried about the village chief, and he came back to life. Chief! The baby's heart is bitter! ”

The villagers threw up their hands one after another, shedding tears and shouting, "Village Chief! The ministers also always remember the teachings of the village chief, and they do not take a step back! Desperately fought with millions of bandits for three days and three nights! I also have a pair of jade buckets at home, which were skillfully snatched away by thieves! My daughter was also stabbed hundreds of times! Fortunately, the name of the village chief was praised from time to time, and the dead came back to life...... Chief! Babies ......"

Xiao Ming was full of black lines, waved his sleeves and reprimanded, "The thieves are hateful, they do such a perverse thing, I will punish them!" You love Qing to protect the village, you are guilty, the merits are offset, and there are no rewards and punishments. ”

All the villagers shed tears and shouted, "The village chief is aware of everything, and the ministers are guilty." ”

Xiao Ming flicked his sleeves and said angrily, "Think again!" What other treasures besides Yudou! It's too unsafe to leave you there, so I'll hand it over and keep it for the village chief!" ”

A trembling old villager stepped out of the crowd and pleaded guiltily, "Qiyu village chief, the thieves are like locusts, covering the sky and the sun, swarming here, and the ministers are not careful to protect the treasure, and the crime deserves death!" Fortunately, with the blessing of the village chief, a Qingluan was recently captured in the village! Qingluan is an extraordinary bird, with a perverse temperament, and the ministers always sing the name of the village chief, and Fang is tame. ”

Xiao Ming was shocked, got up and asked, "Qingluan?" Phoenix? Divine Bird? ”

All the villagers bowed down in unison and said, "Congratulations to the village chief for helping the divine beast!" All the people in the world rejoiced, and the whip sounded to congratulate the village chief! ”

Xiao Ming waved his hand and helped the villagers up, "Everyone, Aiqing, hurry up!" All of you are the pillars of the village, and you work hard all day long for the big and small things in the village! To think something through! The village chief is very heartbroken! Today, you are specially allowed to take a three-day holiday to recuperate. ”

All the villagers shouted in unison, "Xiao Ming Daxian, the mana is boundless!" Thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes! ”

Xiao Ming was overjoyed, "Where is Qingluan?" Everyone, lead the way!